Be safe kids. See you Friday
Be safe kids. See you Friday
Last edited by Foppie; 04-26-2007 at 12:18 AM.
2005, a very creepy security guy was sticking his thumbs under people's underwear bands as they came in. He did this to me, my friends, and several others. He was a short little guy with bloodshot deviant eyes. Very creepy.
they took all of my fucking allergy medicine... i didn't want to take all of my pills in, just two to get me though the day... and nose spray.
Well, if you do not have a prescription label on it they will not let you take it in.
Yeah I am severely allergic to grass! Yeah good thing there isn't much grass on a GIANT GRASS POLO FIELD!
Looks like I am going to have to swallow a condom of allergy pills this year :S
so just how thorough we talkin' here? I plan to uhhh...bring a stash.
they're not that strict - we've brought in all sorts of shit every year - they only give you a light pat down - if things are in shoes/socks, inner pockets etc. then you'll be fine...
Yah, this is going to be a freakin' festival and with the amount of people they have to move through security it shouldn't be like getting on an airplane.
Whatca Say - Whatcha Say - Whatcha Say - Wha?
The orafice probe is part of the V.I.P package.
Once again boxer briefs with rubber bands over each leg hiked up into your crotch will keep most items secure & where they won't go. make sure you take the rubber bands off when you get in though because they will slowly cut off yr circulation.
they will let me take in medical creams right?
I had a MontBlanc pen of sentimental value confiscated; I know I look dangerous--a 50 something Mom with daughters at the festival--they better be on the lookout for types like me!
i saw a girl pull a straight-up bong out of her purse last year while i was eating under the food tent. security is not that tight. only thing i want to sneak in are bottles of water, as they cost an arm, leg, and a nose. remember its a lame search and they only do it so they won't be liable for any sht that happens.. its all to cover their wallets..
put it in your cave
"my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"
"Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"
well Its not airport tight - but pretty tight for a festival and rightfully so - as far as 2 dollar water - it ain't that bad people.
if you plan on sneakin anything, be prepared to get it taken away - or get yerself an early exit out of the festival - don't say I didn't warn ya.
Or just go ask Andy Dick.
The Glitter Freeze
Coachella 99-10 Vet, the run has ended in 2011
simply doing the math:
50K people, 1 entrance (not literally, but you know what i mean) = not that an intensive a search. i'm sure if you're only slightly clever you'll be OK. i mean hell, i've heard of people sneaking in ostriches.
Hey, you can get prescriptions for your pets, you just have to say they are "comfort animals"
now THATS how you get an ostrich in.
Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.