Security Horror Stories?

[Foppie]

Be safe kids. See you Friday

[KenMixtape]

2005, a very creepy security guy was sticking his thumbs under people's underwear bands as they came in. He did this to me, my friends, and several others. He was a short little guy with bloodshot deviant eyes. Very creepy.

[ttboy80]

they took all of my fucking allergy medicine... i didn't want to take all of my pills in, just two to get me though the day... and nose spray.

Well, if you do not have a prescription label on it they will not let you take it in.

Yeah I am severely allergic to grass! Yeah good thing there isn't much grass on a GIANT GRASS POLO FIELD!

Looks like I am going to have to swallow a condom of allergy pills this year :S

[bartelby]

2005, a very creepy security guy was sticking his thumbs under people's underwear bands as they came in. He did this to me, my friends, and several others. He was a short little guy with bloodshot deviant eyes. Very creepy.

i'm pretty sure i had the same guy....trying just a bit too fucking hard there pal

last year was way better

[kharm11]

so just how thorough we talkin' here? I plan to uhhh...bring a stash.

[MonsoonSeason]

put it in your shoe take it out in the bathroom put it in your pocket what's the big goddamn deal

[MonsoonSeason]

once I had to run away and change my shirt to escape a security guard that saw me imbibing liquor under the age of 21

it was scary but it worked

[shoveitupmytoolbox]

they're not that strict - we've brought in all sorts of shit every year - they only give you a light pat down - if things are in shoes/socks, inner pockets etc. then you'll be fine...

[JOEJOEJOE]

2005, a very creepy security guy was sticking his thumbs under people's underwear bands as they came in. He did this to me, my friends, and several others. He was a short little guy with bloodshot deviant eyes. Very creepy.

Wow, I see Danny Devito there every year, but I didn't know he worked security!

[A((wake))]

Yah, this is going to be a freakin' festival and with the amount of people they have to move through security it shouldn't be like getting on an airplane.

[gaypalmsprings]

I had specifcally asked for an oriface probe, but they refused.

[shoegazer76]

Wow, I see Danny Devito there every year, but I didn't know he worked security!

I'll say it again, Danny Devito should of been Boss Hog not Burt Reynolds. What were they thinking?

[shoegazer76]

The orafice probe is part of the V.I.P package.

[shoegazer76]

Once again boxer briefs with rubber bands over each leg hiked up into your crotch will keep most items secure & where they won't go. make sure you take the rubber bands off when you get in though because they will slowly cut off yr circulation.

[Radz4]

they will let me take in medical creams right?

[momof5]

I had a MontBlanc pen of sentimental value confiscated; I know I look dangerous--a 50 something Mom with daughters at the festival--they better be on the lookout for types like me!

[C DUB YA]

so just how thorough we talkin' here? I plan to uhhh...bring a stash.

very

[SneakySneak]

i saw a girl pull a straight-up bong out of her purse last year while i was eating under the food tent. security is not that tight. only thing i want to sneak in are bottles of water, as they cost an arm, leg, and a nose. remember its a lame search and they only do it so they won't be liable for any sht that happens.. its all to cover their wallets..

[Bud Luster]

only thing i want to sneak in are bottles of water, as they cost an arm, leg, and a nose. ..

Water is $2. hardly arm, leg, and nose. Cheap for a concert actually...

[GTI_GRL]

put it in your cave

[C DUB YA]

well Its not airport tight - but pretty tight for a festival and rightfully so - as far as 2 dollar water - it ain't that bad people.

if you plan on sneakin anything, be prepared to get it taken away - or get yerself an early exit out of the festival - don't say I didn't warn ya.

Or just go ask Andy Dick.

[BeeII]

simply doing the math:

50K people, 1 entrance (not literally, but you know what i mean) = not that an intensive a search. i'm sure if you're only slightly clever you'll be OK. i mean hell, i've heard of people sneaking in ostriches.

[Shyeviolett]

simply doing the math:

50K people, 1 entrance (not literally, but you know what i mean) = not that an intensive a search. i'm sure if you're only slightly clever you'll be OK. i mean hell, i've heard of people sneaking in ostriches.

Bwahaha. I had better see Wombat there.

[MonsoonSeason]

I know I am sneaking in a cat to pet during the concerts

like an evil genius

[miscorrections]

if you bring a cat i'm commandeering it.

[MonsoonSeason]

you better NOT!

let's bring two I hear security is so lax we can get past two cats

[miscorrections]

ok, i'll put mine on a leash and say i'm blind.

[Shyeviolett]

Hey, you can get prescriptions for your pets, you just have to say they are "comfort animals"

now THATS how you get an ostrich in.

[MonsoonSeason]

do ostriches count as comfort animals? really can they?

[gaypalmsprings]

I snuck a gerbil in once.