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    Thank GOD for the Christian right here to set us straight.

    http://www.lovegodsway.org/

    This handy website is a guide to make sure what you are listening to is not in fact gay.

    And they even have a killer artist on the team...I am thinking Donnie Davies and the Evening Service would be perfect for the sunset slot on the Coachella stage.

    http://mog.com/SatisfiedMind614/blog_post/40988
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    if tessa was a band this website would have ended that rumor once and for all

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    rufus!

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    I always thought Jay-Z was gay. Beyonce was just a clever front...The safe list is even funnier...Cyndi Lauper is ok, but Barry Manilow is gay...their logic eludes me.

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    I just watched that "Sexy Boy" Air video, and I'm convinced they're gay. Who the heck cares anyway?
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    dude, way to out DMX. i always knew it.

    also cyndi lauper's third biggest hit was an ode to masturbation. if that means anything.

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    Motorhead?

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    Was Metallica gay before or after Load came out? (no pun inteded with "came out")

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    "...especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."

    and i'm sorry, that is just too f'ing hilarious. do these guys write presidential speeches as well? and ravi shankar? merzBAU? i think they've been hoodwinked more than once already. we should send lists.

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    It would be a good idea to start submitting bands to that list...

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    Someone over on mog thinks its a Borat like hoax, I however am not convinced. What you guys think? Legit...or elaborate ruse?

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    I do believe its a hoax, however a very well conceived one and one that took a TON of time to orchestrate!

    http://newteevee.com/2007/01/23/chri...-catches-fire/

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    Would do a "Safe Bands" Mix except that it would suck and that's gay.
    Safe Music:
    UnderOath
    Cyndi Lauper
    Falling Up
    Flyleaf
    THE TURNING
    Disciple
    P.O.D
    By The Tree
    Scott Reed
    Michael W. Smith
    Jars of Clay
    DC Talk
    Danielson

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    Are we sure this is a hoax; this is what I found on the "ministers" website:

    Oscar Wilde, my hero, was a reformed homosexual. He went to prison for his sins. Once he was alone with his thouhgts, in jail, he saw the errors of his ways and repented. He died as a Christian. While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves.

    this guy creeps me out!

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    Ok we'll find out shortly if it is a hoax,I submitted Ted Nugent.
    Also how come no The Queers or Grizzly Bear?But Elton John is classified as (really gay) when he actually once was unsure himself(married that woman)?And no REM,but Sinatra!?
    I think this must be a hoax.

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    Looking around at the site and some of the articles on it I have come to the conclusion that it is either a hoax or some dumbass right wing Christian guy who does not know how to put together a website.

    p.s. donít take offense to the dumbass Christian comment, love Christians just not the dumbass ones.

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    I'm going to submit Rage to the "safe" list. All the machismo that's been fronted lately for them makes them staunchly hetero in my book.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?

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    They put Cyndi Lauper as a "safe" band... She was the Grand Marshall of the Los Angeles gay pride parade in 2003. Dumbasses.

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    why arent the rapture on there?
    or hidden cameras?
    or final fantasy?

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    Sinatra is gay, but Morrissey is "questionable?"

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    We need to find out from Stef about sonicflyer...
    Also,what about
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    Quote Originally Posted by elchurro
    I remember back when satan controlled rock music, when did the gays take over?
    i think it was around Judas Priest.

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    what about Bell(end) and sebastian, and the flaming lips!?....if they don't sound gay then I wasn't a 70's porn star!!!!

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    Xiu Xiu? The Rapture? Hanson?

    Gayest band ever:

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    hahaha...funny stuff! I think its a hoax, but I am not sure...i guess that is the brilliance of it, its true enough to make you think...there are gay 'converters' in this country, as F'd up as that sounds

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL806Mubgo&eurl=

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    Scissor Sisters!!!!
    Go, Mordecai!

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    Scissor Sisters indeed.

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    Strewth !
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