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    Default NOW YOU TOO CAN POST LIKE DELTA!

    I have studied Delta's posts and uncovered the formula that will allow you too to be just like him. The pamphlets I am creating will be on eBay soon, but I thought I would share some of the info with the rest of you on the board.

    Formula:

    1. Each idea/witticism needs to be a seperate paragraph. This enables you to be clear about how clever and correct you are.

    2. Then you lure the audience into thinking that you are finished being clever. But you aren't. You drop the hammer. BOOM. Here comes the bold function. This reiterates how clever you are, and creates a lasting impression for the readers.

    3. Don't forget the cherry on top of this posting sundae: Sign your posts with the first letter of your name. Like this:

    A.



    Does anyone have any questions?

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    Ban.

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    Nice list, idiot.

    You are dumb.*

    R.


    * sentiment expressed is for satirical/imitative purposes only. R. actually has nothing against A., and applauds his textual analysis skills.
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    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    What an idiot breeder.

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    I'm quite tired of your trolling around, Andrew.

    Imbecile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Wow...What a dipshit

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    [insert something smartass here]...

    A.

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    YOU guys rock. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

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    Tell me something I don't know.

    Idiot

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    All the punks think that you're dumb.

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    Andrew, is this thread even official?

    Doves saved music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I was in Irak so I'm better than you.

    stated.

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    PS wal-mart caused the holocaust.

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    What is this all about?

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    i am a douche bag scalper

    a douche-bag scalper i am

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    Haha. Lovely.

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    ROFL!! I havent used that in a long time....
    Ive got the demons in me, Ive got to brush them all away.......

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    blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah


    SCUM


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    I am the BEST thing to happen to this board EVER



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    I give this thread one [1] E-star[s].

    E

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    Dont forget I have you on ignore sucker. It feels good not having to deal with your s**t anymore. I can just ramble on and on and on and on and on, and I will NEVER see your posts ever again. Maybe I should market "get rid of Delta forever" on ebay and make a lot of money.



    ooops forgot






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    Andrew, you forgot to add one [1] fact about the Delta posts.

    You have to put #-spelled-out [#] as a rule, idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Thanks Alchemy,


    Smartass





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    Whats this thread about?


    Fuck I love acting smug.




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    smugness

    WTF


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    lollipops and crisps

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    This thread rocks.

    just kidding

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    nndah

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    Some of you people are too stupid even to follow a simple formula.

    Idiots.

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Delta.... Who the fuck is that?

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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Only 4 more days until you can all kick his ass in person.

    But you probably won't anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post
    Only 4 more days until you can all kick his ass in person.

    But you probably won't anyway.

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    Now that was funny.

    Oops, I mean, "funny."

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    *Struts*

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