I have studied Delta's posts and uncovered the formula that will allow you too to be just like him. The pamphlets I am creating will be on eBay soon, but I thought I would share some of the info with the rest of you on the board.
1. Each idea/witticism needs to be a seperate paragraph. This enables you to be clear about how clever and correct you are.
2. Then you lure the audience into thinking that you are finished being clever. But you aren't. You drop the hammer. BOOM. Here comes the bold function. This reiterates how clever you are, and creates a lasting impression for the readers.
3. Don't forget the cherry on top of this posting sundae: Sign your posts with the first letter of your name. Like this:
Does anyone have any questions?