We're in the midst of a Kenado

[kitt kat]

Ken, I just dont understand why you're doing this but its taking some of the heat off me so keep it up!

At least you don't bump random 3 year old threads.

MAKE IT STOP

[BROKENDOLL]

kroqken, my curiosity has over-ruled my common sense. I must know more about this Orange Curtain you speak of...

[kroqken]

kroqken, my curiosity has over-ruled my common sense. I must know more about this Orange Curtain you speak of...

It is my nick name for right wing Orange County, California. Democrats call it that, even though parts of Orange County are no longer conservative.

[TomAz]

jesus where is FEMA when you need it?

[kroqken]

I need to FEMA myself, just use self control and self discipline. (Wow, I sound like the GOP).

[SoulDischarge]

I fucking give up. I'll see all of you when this has passed.

[BROKENDOLL]

I fucking give up. I'll see all of you when this has passed.

It's like the aftershocks to a bad earthquake, isn't it?

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I thought Kenado (like a Tornado) are only supposed to last a few minute up too (in worst cases) a few hours? This storm seems to be more of a Hurricane just chillin' off shore teasing you with a landfall that never happens...you get the worst of it because of all the wind, rain and storm surge...This is a KENSURGE!!

[Jesus Christ]

Has anyone considered that, by letting this happen, I am trying to tell the Coachella Board something? Anyone remember what went down in Egypt a few thousand years ago?

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Jesus Christ...

[Jew'd Law]

jesus where is FEMA when you need it?

George Bush doesn't care about... forget it.

Anyone remember what went down in Egypt a few thousand years ago?

How could we forget. There is a reason you weren't chosen.

[kroqken]

Has anyone considered that, by letting this happen, I am trying to tell the Coachella Board something? Anyone remember what went down in Egypt a few thousand years ago?

Jesus loves you, but I think you are an asshole!

[kroqken]

Has anyone considered that, by letting this happen, I am trying to tell the Coachella Board something? Anyone remember what went down in Egypt a few thousand years ago?

Jesus, can you do a spoken word in the Gobi Tent? You really argued your points well in "Religulous."

[MissingPerson]

I can't decide, I had been trying to tough it out in the hope that I might be able to keep track of the "real" posts better if I didn't have to face them all down at once... but maybe I would be better off jumping ship for a while?

My email account can't take this kind of abuse.

[kroqken]

Just tough it out, I come in waves, I cannot keep this pace up forever. This is a faze, like Tab Cola. I come. I go. I return. I leave. I re-return............. The only constant is my MySpace account.

[PassiveTheory]

Just seeing ken and BD interact makes me want to slam my face into my keyboard. MIND NUMBING.

[kroqken]

No one should hurt their keyboard. Donate it to Goodwill instead, not Salvation Army because they support anti-abortion groups.

[PassiveTheory]

Please, good women of the Coachella message board... I implore you, PLEASE for the love of whatever benevolent figure you may hold high in esteem and faith, PLEASE take Ken out on a date and get him AWAY from the computer, if not for just a couple of hours?

Maybe we could employ a rotation of ladies to take him out?

...

Please?

[BlackSwan]

Passive, if you want something done right you should do it yourself.

[PassiveTheory]

But I'm in the bay area. Ken's somewhere in the slums of LA (right?). That's the problem with the idea of me driving down to hook him up with ladies.

[boarderwoozel3]

Just seeing ken and BD interact makes me want to slam my face into my keyboard. MIND NUMBING.

QFT!!!!

But I'm in the bay area. Ken's somewhere in the slums of LA (right?). That's the problem with the idea of me driving down to hook him up with ladies.

The only problem with that foolproof equation eh?

[sbessiso]

I wish I could say, "At least Ken is cute".....

[boarderwoozel3]

It's LA!! If the dude wants a chic someone should go to sunset and pay some skeezy hooker to fuck him. Just chip in a few extra bucks and tell her not to let on that she was hired...

[bleep]

how long do these kenados last?

this specific instance is uncharacteristically long

kroqken, do you know tentatively when your duties as a lab rat will end (for this present clinical trial)?

[bballarl]

Ken, I am curious about your posting strategy. Do you use the search function to find things that interest you? Do you click back to page 40 of the respective forums? How do you decide which topics to dredge up?

[orbit]

i've always wondered the same thing. actually, i asked him about it a couple of days ago and he said it was magic.

ken, explain please.

[boarderwoozel3]

Ken, I am curious about your posting strategy. Do you use the search function to find things that interest you? Do you click back to page 40 of the respective forums? How do you decide which topics to dredge up?

My guess is clicking 40 pages back and seeing what comes up.

[kroqken]

Ken, I am curious about your posting strategy. Do you use the search function to find things that interest you? Do you click back to page 40 of the respective forums? How do you decide which topics to dredge up?

I do a combination of word searches, going backwards, picking random page numbers and other criteria. I only pick topics that I think others will post in, not just myself. It is easier to use a previous thread than to create a new one.

[kroqken]

this specific instance is uncharacteristically long

kroqken, do you know tentatively when your duties as a lab rat will end (for this present clinical trial)?

I go home tomorrow. I will come on here from a cybercafe or a library when I have time and/or disposable funds. I do not own a computer at my house.

[bballarl]

Interesting. Thank you for answering.