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    Default Classic Moments from the Coachella Lineup Section

    I will add to this as I have time, there are so many to choose from. Please submit your favorites too. I'll start with this one:

    jonhill604 - "you're an ignorant mindless biggot, and a fucking psychopath, i hope you get hit by a bus."

    sighlent - "why am i a biggot of a psychopath?"

    jonhill604 - "Nobody called you a biggot of a psychopath. I called you a psychopathic biggot. Take elementary courses in reading comprehension, and then (maybe) you might not find yourself the fortunate winner of a darwin award."

    sighlent - "the R key and the F key are right next to each other, i meant OR... guess you didn't take that into consideration... nor did you offer any explanation. if this were a horror movie and you were black, you'd be dead by now."
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Ahh, I love the lineup section.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    jackstraw:

    Matty farty,
    threw a party,
    all the gang was there.
    Mr. Chopper
    let a whopper,
    all went out for air!

    Matty Farty
    threw a party,
    and all the gang was there;
    tooty frooty
    let a beauty,
    all went out for air!

    Matty Farty
    threw a party,
    and all the gang was there.
    Eddie Vedder
    cut some chedder
    All went out for air!
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    Ha! Ha!

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    I read that entire thread last night. Mesmerized. I could not avert my eyes. Like a train wreck. Most hilariously horrifying thread, ever.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    That one is going down in the books, yablo.

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    you're an espn classic commercial free flashback of coachella
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    jonhill604: "I vow to beat up emo kids who boo and/or gesture negatively and/or slash their wrists when ratm plays."

    boyalien0: "threatening to beat on people is exactly what makes me afraid of the crowd RATM will draw. can you enjoy the show while leaving me the fuck alone?"

    JiveAssTurkey: "BoyAlien, you a fuckin pussy!!! I'm going to start a hurricane mosh pit and smash your fuckin hipster glasses and your fuckin fanny pack, you chump!!!"

    jonhill604: "You can't handle thousands of people freaking out satisfying an itch that's been in the back of their throat for 7 years unless you are one of them. If you don't want to deal with raging ragers raging about rage during a rage show, don't go to the rage show. I want to break my fucking neck and back at this concert, so please don't show up."

    boyalien0: "jesus christ you people are the scum of the earth."

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    wmgaretjax: "I'm a big RATM fan, have been since I was a little kid. I'll dance my ass off for sure, but I also know how to show people around me proper respect. Here's to hoping assholes like these don't ruin the show."

    jonhill604: "I'm in the same boat as you, I'm not going to go around punching people or throwing my body into people. There is a way to rock your ass off without destroying everyone and everything around you, but I guess it's easier to be ignorant and lump together charged fans of any genre into one category, namely that of rioters and beer-bonging slipknot fans. I'm persuaded by the notion that most devote RATM fans can tell the difference between a show and a demonstration. Apparently expressing my pumpedness isn't cool for some crybaby bitches."

    sighlent:"you can look for me when i'm wearing this shirt


    Rage
    <3
    Money"

    jonhill604: "I'll look for a urine-soaked carcass in the alley. Good luck with your shirt, I hope you don't get yourself steamrolled by some X-TREME fans, bitch."

    wmgaretjax: "No you are not in the same boat as me. You are an ignorant asshole, I am not. Although I think anything you had to say became null when you used the term "X-TREME." ha ha."
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    bballarl: Jenga, take the time to research the bands. You will like more than you think.

    jenga66: No, I've stopped listening to new underground music since I heard Trail of Dead. You're talking to an ex employee of Tower, I took this crap home by the handfulls.

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    Wow, I missed that kreutz.
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    yablo, those quotes seriously had me laughing so hard. I cant get enough of jonhill...I love his reply to wmgaretjax and then his reply to sighlent totally contrdicts what he had just said. CLASSIC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    Wow, I missed that kreutz.
    Its in the "This Sucks" thread, one of the funniest threads in the lineup section

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...ighlight=trail

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    oscar10 - come on!! that headline is really sick!! take another one better......
    bjork and the red hot is greath but rage, are goldenvoice crazy???

    Good Days Last - I think you're the stupidest person I've ever met in my entire life.
    And I don't even know you.

    Who else would you want to perform.. Pink?

    Or Christina Aguilara?

    Sounds like you would want them.

    oscar10 - you sucks 2, maybe becouse you are friend for the rage against the machine ? lol

    no dont' want pop bands... i want muse!!!, incubus, r.e.m or the police. but no rage against

    Good Days Last - I'm all for Incubus and REM, but to say no to Rage dude...that's just wrong.

    Go hang out at the other tents and such. Don't rain on my parade.

    Oscar10 - i never said NO to rage against the machine i only want another headline!

    Good Days Last - Oscar, you obviously don't know the Legacy Rage had left behind.

    oscar10 - your are right...
    but maybe i prefer another band's in the headline....
    bside that i don't like it to much they song's

    dbdbdb - What Legacy? Limp Bizkit?

    Good Days Last - Nah, Limp Bizkit can go die, oh wait. Haven't they already?

    oscar10 - take nirvana to the headline hahahaha -.--'

    Kiefer - methinks oscar is channeling some cloud9dnb
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Default Re: Classic Moments from the Coachella Lineup Section

    read that this morning Alchemy...good stuff

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    Alchemy - that is pure poetic beauty. I missed that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Another great one.

    Stevecraig: Can we bring booze? lol, its really i need to know. haha.

    J~$$$: hahahahahahahah LOLOLOLOOLOOLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!111!1!!!1!!!

    Stevecraig: man im so high right now, i have no idea whats going on.

    J~$$$: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! stevecraig we are going have to meet up so we can punch little kids in the face during RATM. HOO RAH!

    Stevecraig: hahahahaha, man, ive been waiting for this day for a long time. Just sittin here gettin high , next thing i know, i seee rage is commin, i cant even tell you how i felt man. hahaha. and yeah , i just wanna get fucked up. lol.

    J~$$$: me too, broski, me too. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! lolz!

    Stevecraig: lol, so tell me what goes on there man, im a canadian bastard man. dont know shit.

    J~$$$: punchin hippies is always fun, and showing those godamn capitalists "GV" that my $250 should go to freeing peltier....JUSTICE!!!!!

    Stevecraig: LOL, man, im just wondering what kind of drugs and shit will be there. hahaha, like party action n shit. lol

    J~$$$: Fuck that drugs are for hippies. Are you a fuckin hippie!?

    Stevecraig: hahahhaahahahaha, oh god no. lol just curious, i just get stoned man, dope is always goods. nothin else though.

    J~$$$: You wanna cyber? a/s/l

    Everyone in subsequent posts points out that these are aliases, but its still funny.

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    Kreutz - as it turns out, that was the very next post after one of mine. I had forgotten I ever even posted in that thread
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    Oscar10 was my favorite.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    From the Rumors/Gossip section, but still...
    Whigged-Why the hate for VH - band is legend. But no way they play Coachella.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Oscar10: your are right...
    but maybe i prefer another band's in the headline....
    bside that i don't like it to much they song's
    (i guess im quoting someone else's quote)
    either he is foreign or he's retarded.
    if he's foreign, then he may be using a translator and its not his fault. if he's retarded, then it's his parents' fault and hey...that sucks i guess.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    bballarl: Jenga, take the time to research the bands. You will like more than you think.

    jenga66: No, I've stopped listening to new underground music since I heard Trail of Dead. You're talking to an ex employee of Tower, I took this crap home by the handfulls.
    Hahahaha.

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    Yeah, that doesn't really make any sense.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    satisfying an itch that's been in the back of their throat for 7 years
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    talk about asking for it...


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    Random Quotes and Conversations from the "Rage Haters?" thread.

    This is so much fun!

    HudsonDangerLewis: Anyone who pisses about Rage can just go to fucking sleep. Boo fucking hoo, they're better than you.
    __________________________________________________ _____________

    thinnerair: im coming to see rage with a backpack full of bricks. i cant wait to kickpunch someone in the neck! tough guy party time fo'eva!!!!
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    scoop49er: hey people love fucking music man! id rather be high on this then some other shit ive taken over years ( trust me the scar over my right eye is enough proof to not mix beer, tequila and some type of pill i took! ) lol
    __________________________________________________ _____________

    ripclaw337: At any rate, Fuck it I have my own means of protection mess with my unborn child and get blown... Just so you know!

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    (I got a sleeping bag, lmao)

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    I am sorry I just can't help it.

    chrislasf: You will be breaking no bones, douchebag. Youll be twiddling your little golf pencil by the frozen lemonade stand.

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    The entire "I Can't believe this!!" thread started by Yablo (where he basically represented himself as a Rager)... Includes such gems (from Yablo) as:

    A) "Get a FUCKING clue, you people! HOLY SHIT, I'm going to so go crazy with this. I'm like an H-Bomb right now...like a two ton mac truck barreling down a dirt road in skin tight jeans.
    WHO THE FUCK IS WITH ME ON THIS?!
    GET IT ON! LET'S GO, BABY!!!!!"

    B) (after being told he was just trying to desperately draw attention to himself) So you're telling me you're not like freaking way wiggy out?! You ARE off Your Friggin' Head, buster.

    This shit is insane! Way trippin like a lemon scooter on meth. What's ur damage, brother? YOu gotta hate and you gotta front but you ain't in the game. YOU AIN'T SHIT BRO if you aren't like totally frickin' off your cracker wack. You're like a little bird eating tiny pecs of seed when there's like bushes of fucking corn out there for the picking, dude. WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE?!
    I MEAN C'mon, people! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!

    And, my personal favorite (after receiving the following reply from paganman):
    "You're like my friend's younger brother, a bit annoying but fun to poke with a stick."

    Yablo: No, I'm like a steam rollin' pumpkin pie eatin whodunnit. I'm on a sting and THIS WHOLE SHIT is my target. Can't you feel it? Don't be poking me with that stick, i'm so pumped like a hand grenade, i'd take that stick and drive it down by the river where i'd juice it with a chromeplated microspandex motherwhackin tea leaf!

    WHO'S ALL UP ON IT?! HUH?! Gimme a shout!


    Really, just an excellent piece of manipulation. Bravo Yablo. Hey, that almost rhymes! (P.S. I bumped that thread)
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    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Conradfree: Ive been to 2 RATM shows. No one has put a perfomance like that ever. I didnt even feel awkward after staining myself. Thats the fucken appeal

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