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    Default How do you wipe your ass??

    HMMMMMM???

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    you forgot:

    1.from the front or...
    2. from the back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elazarus View Post
    you forgot:

    1.from the front or...
    2. from the back?
    you forgot:
    3. side to side [x]

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    You forgot:
    Scoot across the grass with my pants around my ankles.

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    I haven't wiped my ass in 7 years and I'm not about to start for Coachella.
    This forest is growing faster than I can tell.

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    you ALSO forgot:

    do you fold the toilet paper, or scrunch into a ball?
    with water on it perhaps?
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    i flush, then i dump my ass into the toilet and flush again
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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    my thread was better
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    some more options

    a) do you roll up your sleeve?
    b) do you get poop on your thumb?
    c) do you smell it before flushing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ill_Eagle View Post
    i flush, then i dump my ass into the toilet and flush again
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaa
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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    dude who stands up when they wipe

    I did that when I was eight
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    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    the poll should be "hey are you guys still in grade school because I was thinking about pooping"
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    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    i'm sorry but the topic is eternally funny.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    no, i never have.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    let me ask you something

    as a girl have you ever stood up to wipe? for some reason i think that this is a boys-only affliction

    just curious
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    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    whoa why did it post that above yours?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    I'm going to go ahead and try not to sit down in the porta-lets for all of coachella
    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    whoa why did it post that above yours?
    actually I have no idea

    science maybe
    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    me too! quad muscles for the win.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    I mean if I really have to I will squat over it like a Japanese toilet but I don't want to sit on the seat

    dudes are going to be peeing all over the seat the whole time
    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
    drum circles are the dumbest fucking thing in the world

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    i think pee will be comparatively tame. dudes are going to be doing other things on the seats.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ill_Eagle View Post
    i flush, then i dump my ass into the toilet and flush again
    ahahhaahh i actaully L-O-L'd at this.

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    Crappiest thread ever
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    with these two fingers:

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    bidet. that is all.

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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sp12ite View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaa
    Quote Originally Posted by fluxequalsrad View Post
    ahahhaahh i actaully L-O-L'd at this.
    Thank you, and thank you. I'm glad my ass-cleaning method makes you ROFLCOPTER.
    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
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    Default Re: How do you wipe your ass??

    side-to-side. [sigh] no wonder I'm single

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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