View Poll Results: How dumb are you?

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  • dumb as dirt

    1 5.88%
  • dumb as shit

    1 5.88%
  • dumb as all fuck

    5 29.41%
  • dumb as a doorknob

    0 0%
  • dumber than a box of rocks

    1 5.88%
  • dumber than a bag of hammers

    1 5.88%
  • stupider

    1 5.88%
  • stupider n all shit

    4 23.53%
  • brokendoll

    1 5.88%
  • kvnty

    2 11.76%
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Thread: Your intelligence status, mk II

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    Default Your intelligence status, mk II

    5 minutes start now.

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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    i go to bonnaroo.
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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    Posting here to publicly note that I have indeed read the poll choices and am regretfully unable to select any of them.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    i go to bonnaroo.
    guilty
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    Nice poll, OP. Or should I say pole? Does it fit up your ass?
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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    You need an option for "gets dumb when manic" or "gets dumb when excited"
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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II


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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    No "Amy" option? Boo this poll.
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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    srsly
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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    I was trying to keep the choices realistic.

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    Default Re: Your intelligence status, mk II

    Unsurprisingly, the choices which use bodily functions as a metaphor are carrying the day easily.

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