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    Red face Coachella Newbie

    Hey,

    I would just like to know what I should expect at Coachella.

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    We need a You're gonna get raped meme.

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    Sure. Let someone else do it. That's how people die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiiffany View Post
    Hey,

    I would just like to know what I should expect at Coachella.
    Watch out for Panther Patrol. That's where they release a pack of wild panthers (that have been starved for a week) onto the field at a given time. It's like a much more bloody running of the bulls. You'll never forget it.
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    Expect to find us all in the beer garden
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    There's this game we play in the Sahara where we take turns tapping random people's shoulders and then blowing hot breathe on the backs of their necks. Pretty fun stuff.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Expect to find us all in the beer garden
    BEER BARN. We've moved on from the garden.

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    Tiffany, watch out for Aids needles and pedophiles.

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    Full frontal nudity, spanks on the ass, and salt shakers.
    *would you like to be creeped slowly or fast?*

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    BEER BARN. We've moved on from the garden.
    Whatever. You know what I meant, gunzy
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Also, beware of drugged out, paranoid SteveChoi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Also, beware of drugged out, paranoid SteveChoi.
    ^THIS! SteveChoi will bust a move on your muthah fuckin ass on the spot.

    And on a side note, ELIZA83TH, are you and the future wifey looking for a sperm donor? I mean it'd be a shame and complete waste if these genetics weren't passed on to some fortunate little boy or girl.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    ill toss a few swimmers in there too. help the odds a bit

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    This is starting to remind me of that film Loverboy, when the woman sleeps around with random men across the country to collect the perfect milkshake...cochinos!
    Papi Piratón!

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    good idea. mine may be a bit directionally challenged at this point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    This is starting to remind me of that film Loverboy, when the woman sleeps around with random men across the country to collect the perfect milkshake...cochinos!
    In my netflix queue.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
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    Expect heat, being physically challenged (if you don’t exercise regularly), and drinking lots of water without feeling like you have to pee.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    You will be overcharged for thickets.
    I hope to someday die of spontaneous human combustion, and in my final moments, I want to give each and every one of you a hug.

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    Which answer is not a board meme?

    a.
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    We need a You're gonna get raped meme.
    (oh come on, it has meme right in the quote)
    b.
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    There's this game we play in the Sahara where we take turns tapping random people's shoulders and then blowing hot breathe on the backs of their necks. Pretty fun stuff.
    c.
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Tiffany, watch out for Aids needles and pedophiles.
    d.
    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Also, beware of drugged out, paranoid SteveChoi.
    e.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Expect heat, being physically challenged (if you don’t exercise regularly), and drinking lots of water without feeling like you have to pee.
    f. none of the above
    g. all of the above


    e. is not a board meme and is all true

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