How many shits do you give?
I've been told that my eyes are brown.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
It's really not the quantity, but the quality when it comes to fucks.
You asked for it, Tom.