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    Hi all, I'm Freddie, the newly appointed "Coachella whistleblower". The lineup for next year has already been decided, and I know every single artist on the lineup. I am going to be revealing who's playing, periodically, on this forum.
    Thanks and hope you can contain your excitement!
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    First reveal: What So Not
    United by a love of surfing and the sweaty corridors and dancefloors of nightclubs, they set out to create a project inspired by the most universal of feelings: fun
    What So Not draws in influences from house, hip hop, and garage to deliver a unique dance floor environment.

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    Fucks given: 0
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    Thanks!
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    Gimme a headliner, motherfucker.
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    Thelastgreatman, i dont think you understand the significance Coachella has for me. When I went for the first time, in 2008, I was addicted to weed. Going to Coachella made me realize that if i continue smoking so much, i'm gonna die before the next Coachella, so I stopped. Ever since, i've been dedicated to making the festival better for everyone. I payed GV $1500 to tell me the lineup, so the festival is better for YOU guys. I love you all.
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    ... wait a minute, you thought you were going to die from smoking weed? Also, you're expecting us to believe that 1500 dollars got you access to one of the most protected lineups in the entire music industry? Seriously?
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    *$15000

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    Yeah, still don't buy it. Unless you just bought a trailer and overheard some shit backstage, which has proven in the past to be somewhat accurate and somewhat not.

    Let's hear a headliner if you have any balls.
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    I think this guy is legit
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    How much of the lineup has already been booked?

    When's the last time you injected the pot?
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    Ima go head and pray for this guy to relapse and then ban him from Our cult. So like him and Ron are banned. Fuck them.
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    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

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    Quote Originally Posted by coachellasecrets View Post
    First reveal: What So Not
    United by a love of surfing and the sweaty corridors and dancefloors of nightclubs, they set out to create a project inspired by the most universal of feelings: fun
    What So Not draws in influences from house, hip hop, and garage to deliver a unique dance floor environment.
    Fun. confirmed
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I think this guy is legit
    Totally. I'm sure this is news to Paul Tollett. He doesn't even know the lineup yet.
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    coachellasecrets pleaze tell us who is playing we are all dying of anticipation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    How much of the lineup has already been booked?

    When's the last time you injected the pot?
    95% booked

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Fun. confirmed
    Nope, I talked to Nate Ruess this past Thursday, he's thinking of putting Fun. on hiatus and doing solo work

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboyblj View Post
    coachellasecrets pleaze tell us who is playing we are all dying of anticipation!
    wait
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    I am the Coachella oracle... and when I suck GV's cock I am then given the foresight of every Coachella line-up for the next 30 years....
    I predict I will have to suck a lot more cock to see the future of 2015...

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    This thread ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by coachellasecrets View Post
    95% booked
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coachellasecrets View Post
    Hi all, I'm Freddie, the newly appointed "Coachella whistleblower". The lineup for next year has already been decided, and I know every single artist on the lineup. I am going to be revealing who's playing, periodically, on this forum.
    Thanks and hope you can contain your excitement!
    Freddie
    Go fuck yourself.


    Quote Originally Posted by coachellasecrets View Post
    First reveal: What So Not
    United by a love of surfing and the sweaty corridors and dancefloors of nightclubs, they set out to create a project inspired by the most universal of feelings: fun
    What So Not draws in influences from house, hip hop, and garage to deliver a unique dance floor environment.
    Go fuck yourself.

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    Thanks!
    Freddie
    Go fuck yourself.

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    Thelastgreatman, i dont think you understand the significance Coachella has for me. When I went for the first time, in 2008, I was addicted to weed. Going to Coachella made me realize that if i continue smoking so much, i'm gonna die before the next Coachella, so I stopped. Ever since, i've been dedicated to making the festival better for everyone. I payed GV $1500 to tell me the lineup, so the festival is better for YOU guys. I love you all.
    Freddie
    Go fuck yourself.

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    *$15000
    Go fuck yourself.

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    95% booked
    Go fuck yourself.

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    Nope, I talked to Nate Ruess this past Thursday, he's thinking of putting Fun. on hiatus and doing solo work
    Go fuck yourself.

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    wait
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    you haters just wish you had *$15000
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    So much win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coachellasecrets View Post
    Hi all, I'm Freddie, the newly appointed "Coachella whistleblower". The lineup for next year has already been decided, and I know every single artist on the lineup. I am going to be revealing who's playing, periodically, on this forum.
    Thanks and hope you can contain your excitement!
    Freddie
    I don't think you know what a whistleblower is.

    Why is it that 95% of all trolls are dumb as fuck?

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    $15000 is how much Monklish pays for her scoops every year.
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    scoops? is that what we're calling them now?

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    Well, something that rhymes with scoops
    10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    scoops? is that what we're calling them now?
    I have been to concerts. I will go to concerts in the future.

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