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    Coachella Junkie SoulDischarge's Avatar
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    Default Still looking for tickets to 2014 Coachella, WK 1 SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY

    I'm really feeling the after Coachella exhaustion/depression/cough/regret/elation/YouTube dysphoria/cosmic cramps/tilt-a-whirl/flashbacks, and I want to experience the festival exactly as it happened three weeks ago, so I'd like to try to secure a wristband so I can go back and see all the bands you guys said were good or not good and make judgments about the size and quality and drug content and average age and tastes and cleanliness of the crowds. Willing to pay full price. Please email me at hotmail808@aol.com. Also if any sexy Latinas, first time British guys, fun and sassy co-eds, social elitists, Andre 3000, basic bitches, Mexican drug dealers, or pushy security people would like to share a campground, motel room, hotel room, hotel suite, condo rental, house rental, YMCA club membership, Winchell's bathroom, RV, or drunk tank with me, I'm ready to share the cost
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Still looking for tickets to 2014 Coachella, WK 1 SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY

    oh great now it's gonna be even MORE crowded.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Still looking for tickets to 2014 Coachella, WK 1 SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY

    Will any butt holes get fingered?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    wish they sold the smell of YCMA locker room in aerosol can format
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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