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    Dear Sahara Tent
    your electronic music
    now feels like some trap
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    "oh it's so crowded"
    some were heard to bitch and moan
    "i can't see Skrillex"
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Empire of the Sun
    Couldn't fit into the tent
    Molly makes kids fat?
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    Webcast was my speed:
    No douches, fridge full of beer,
    comfy couch? Yes please.

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    please assist me in
    placing a short .gif as my
    avatar, assholes
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    worst boardie right now?
    heart cooks brain is all dildos
    Bev is reigning champ
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    shove them up your ass
    i'm all finished for the week
    hope you enjoy aids
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    shove them up your ass
    i'm all finished for the week
    hope you enjoy aids
    It sounds like someone
    Has a case of the Mondays
    Cheer up butter cup
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    i feel fine today
    i'm responding in kind
    five syllables, bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Conjunctions reduced
    The syllables you needed
    From seven to six
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    Superfan beats all
    83 acts total seen;
    Sans voice of angel
    Last edited by idrive1life; 04-28-2014 at 01:11 PM.
    Coachella 2015 Food Wish List
    Food Trucks: Germany's Famous Bratwurst, Fist of Fusion, Komodo, Oooh LaLa Crepes, Ludo Truck, Seoul Sausage, Vizzi Truck, Kogi BBQ

    Restaurants: L' Atelier Cafe, Pho Vu, Le Vallauris, Tropicale, Pomme Frite, Tutti Frutti Frozen Yogurt, Crave, Cafe Scandia, Swiss Donut

    WORLD of BEER
    Bring Back The Following:
    KazuNori, At Night + Market Song, Beer Belly, Mexicali, Crossroads, Baco Mercat, Stumptown


    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    when does set times come out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    Conjunctions reduced
    The syllables you needed
    From seven to six
    you can't win 'em all
    you didn't have to count, though
    find yourself fucked, please
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by idrive1life View Post
    Superfan beats y'all, 83 acts seen
    No angelic voice who fucks models;
    No Rosa Parks of dance music
    herp derp derp herp derp
    derp derp herp herp derp herp herp
    a buggitybug
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    youre all retard's
    you suck
    i'm posting your linkedin profile to mock how your face is
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    Conjunctions reduced
    The syllables you needed
    From seven to six
    wait, i got another one

    that's a contraction
    you fucking moron... learn words
    i hope you fall down
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    wait, i got another one

    that's a contraction
    you fucking moron... learn words
    i hope you fall down
    Oh shit you are right
    Did not mean to cause such strife
    Hope we can be friends
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    I saw TOM A Z
    from afar at Foxygen
    And I fucked myself
    Last edited by CaseSensitive; 04-28-2014 at 12:22 PM.
    He sold his soul for a shot at fame
    Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame...

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    idrive1life: i'm genuinely curious here. Do you not know what a syllable is, or do you not give a fuck?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    idrive1life: i'm genuinely curious here. Do you not know what a syllable is, or do you not give a fuck?
    Sorry, not counting, not giving a fuck while posting at work. Edited previous posts to follow rules.
    Last edited by idrive1life; 04-28-2014 at 01:12 PM.
    Coachella 2015 Food Wish List
    Food Trucks: Germany's Famous Bratwurst, Fist of Fusion, Komodo, Oooh LaLa Crepes, Ludo Truck, Seoul Sausage, Vizzi Truck, Kogi BBQ

    Restaurants: L' Atelier Cafe, Pho Vu, Le Vallauris, Tropicale, Pomme Frite, Tutti Frutti Frozen Yogurt, Crave, Cafe Scandia, Swiss Donut

    WORLD of BEER
    Bring Back The Following:
    KazuNori, At Night + Market Song, Beer Belly, Mexicali, Crossroads, Baco Mercat, Stumptown


    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    when does set times come out?

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    You are all the worst
    Yes, even yourself Tommy
    Pervert Ron agrees
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    So much nerdiness
    Yet I cannot resist it
    Read forum daily

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    How many of you
    Frequent the boards and just watch
    Kind of freaks me out

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    Speak up god damnit
    Say something for us to judge
    One way mirror, eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Supersonic Sound
    Extraterrestrial Ground
    Oddity Abound
    "ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

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    Big astronaut cock
    roams the grounds between plurtards
    residue splooshes
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Snail was tedious.
    Astro was cooler, but I
    don't like slitherers.

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    Domino stacked, Narcs
    Search Mol. Beer tents bump Becks wheel.
    Intoxicate me.
    Class of 1999, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 W2, 2013 W1 & 2014 W2

    Quote Originally Posted by Lotus View Post
    How can some1 still 100 dollars from a broke single mom!!!!! WTF!! People r so getto!! I wouldint do that to some1 I hate

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    stepped in snail trail
    the smarminess was gross
    fucking hippie scum
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    The Pixies were great.
    Black Francis is Uncle Hank
    From Breaking Bad, yeah?


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    Outkast weekend two
    no future, future islands
    spottieottiedope
    Quote Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman's Hermits View Post
    Melted my face off at Skrillex

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