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    Worst crowd of all time
    But at least there was good beer
    Still had a great time
    September 20 - Skeletonwitch
    September 21 - Nails
    September 23 - The Zombies / Andy Stott
    October 2 - Beck
    October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
    October 10 - Bonobo
    October 20 - Mastodon
    October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
    October 29 - The Melvins
    November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
    November 18 - Slayer

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    nathan, that poem sucks. You used the same word to end two of your three lines. You're not that dull. Try again.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses

    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?

    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
    the real world problems

    10 years together
    want to make it eleven?
    Show me Coachella...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    haikus don't have stanzas, BD. DQ.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    If you're a former english major, then pretty much anything involving butt holes will excite you.
    That's why I get so excited when you post, ya b-hole! OHHHHHHH SICK BURN!
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    Walked by Sahara.
    Untz untz untz untz untz untz untz.
    Might have been Do Lab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    haikus don't have stanzas, BD. DQ.
    Oh, well in that case...

    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
    the real world problems
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    10 years together
    want to make it eleven?
    Show me Coachella...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Week 2 - One Twelfth Street
    Sunday night rocked that mofo
    Damn Canadians
    Class of 1999, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 W2, 2013 W1 & 2014 W2

    Quote Originally Posted by Lotus View Post
    How can some1 still 100 dollars from a broke single mom!!!!! WTF!! People r so getto!! I wouldint do that to some1 I hate

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    Fuck Cops
    Fuck Snitches
    Beat Drops, I'm Hot

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    One, two, three, four, five
    Posts hidden thanks to ignore
    Give it a rest girl
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    It's not banter if
    You are the only one who
    Is talking to you
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Coachella my love
    I have to wait a full year
    To see you again
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellybuck99 View Post
    Holy Fuck t-shirt,
    each year I search in sorrow
    Lost love, redemption!
    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
    Walked by Sahara.
    Untz untz untz untz untz untz untz.
    Might have been Do Lab.
    These are also in contention.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    No more Heineken
    That alone was worth the trip
    And flushing toilets
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    What the fucking fuck!?
    Tom, you can't be serioius!
    My Haikus kick ass!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    I didn't understand how they tied into the theme.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Do you understand
    that I'm the Haiku master?
    You must admire me!
    Last edited by Cheddar's Cousin; 05-01-2014 at 08:24 AM.
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Born in this country
    I'm native american
    Terrible Tom joke
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Dave didn't get it
    Comment'ry on awkward words
    Not native people
    Last edited by TomAz; 05-01-2014 at 09:33 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I got it just fine
    Oh wait I guess I didn't
    bro my bad
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    stinkbutt's butt just stinks
    his brown eye is extra brown
    too busy to wipe
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    It's not banter if
    You are the only one who
    Is talking to you
    You are right, Patrick
    but Tom asked for haiku
    and I delivered.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I am not leaving
    regardless of what you want
    quit being a cunt.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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