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    I am still quite proud
    The last day of weekend two
    Spent zero dollars
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    Boardie sing along
    In a tent we sang a song
    We are so awesome
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaks View Post
    Boardie sing along
    In a tent we sang a song
    We are so awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Left to put on pants
    Discombobulating Wind
    Dusty, rainbow prisms
    Quote Originally Posted by nosurprises12 View Post
    Talent's absence and
    fierce desert winds balanced by
    fancy malts and hops
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    Nine beer ten beer huh?
    How many beers can I spill
    In my damn backpack
    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Webcast was my speed:
    No douches, fridge full of beer,
    comfy couch? Yes please.
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    Superfan beats all
    83 acts total seen;
    Sans voice of angel
    The leaders after Day 1.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Country and idrive1life are my fav out of your pics
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Tom's admiration
    What a dream come true for me
    I must win this shit
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    ha ha ha "Country".
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Country and idrive1life are my fav out of your pics
    pic's*
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    pic's*
    I would have never known
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    it is a well known fact that northern Wisconsin is the North Korea of English grammar and spelling.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Walk the yellow path
    Morning light holds such promise
    Yet darkness brings death
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    The board has stepped up
    To answer Tom's call for prose
    Let's hear a few more
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    It seems Marlo thinks
    Haikus are prose. Canada!
    No poetry there!
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Margaret Atwood
    Would disagree about that
    She hates ThatGirl's guts.

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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    I heard Canada
    Has fourteen different words
    For shit Moosehead beer.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Is "girl" one or two syllables?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Dub step and trap shit
    Bros and basic bitches swarm
    What the fuck happened
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Moosehead is best with
    Clamato or Tomato
    It's better than Coors.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    America's hat
    Canadian bacon is
    Really just ham, Eh
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Moosehead is best with
    Clamato or Tomato
    It's better than Coors.
    Bad comparison
    They both are extremely gross
    But hey, it's still booze
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Saw Tom's location.
    A PHD Who reference?
    Sweet Christ on a crutch!
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    Tom Baker was best
    Quintessential Time Lord, yeah
    fuck's your problem brah?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I've got ninety nine,
    But whovians ain't one, son.
    Check yourself before...
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    I found some cocaine
    in a plastic easter egg
    best. easter. ever.

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    My first time camping;
    Cold beers in Coachella sun.
    Monday- saw sunrise.

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    Holy Fuck t-shirt,
    each year I search in sorrow
    Lost love, redemption!
    I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

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    Newborn douchebags form
    a dull line with pure patience.
    The shrill called Skrillex.
    I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

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    Hey you, lil black douche
    stop fingering that butt hole
    Jay Z is on stage
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Hey you, lil black douche
    stop fingering that butt hole
    Jay Z is on stage
    Is anybody else just excited to know that they can use 'stop fingering that butt hole' as their 7 syllable line in future haikus? As a former english major this elates me.
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    Tom's only eyeball
    open, close, open, and close
    fuck your eyeball, Tom
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    Is anybody else just excited to know that they can use 'stop fingering that butt hole' as their 7 syllable line in future haikus? As a former english major this elates me.
    If you're a former english major, then pretty much anything involving butt holes will excite you.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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