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    Default Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    This thread is for the Haiku Contest. How it works:

    1. Write a haiku describing your experience at Coachella 2014 and post it here.

    2. I will pick the winner

    3. Grand prize is my admiration. Second prize is a little bit less admiration, but still, you have satisfaction in knowing that if I like it it must be damned good.



    Also, for the dolts:
    A haiku is a three line poem with 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively. A key component is the juxtaposition of contrasting images or ideas. Seasonal references are also common though not strictly required.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Note also that haikus containing thinly-veiled insults of board members will be particularly prized.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Coachella fourteen
    Dry heat cold beer great music
    No boardies in sight
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

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    Ban acts I don’t watch
    Craft Beer, Salty Bonbons, Couch
    Complain and Retract
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Did I have to had
    Attended to contribute?
    Too late; haiku done.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Mushrooms, Pet Shop Boys,
    Lasers, smoke and minotaurs,
    Did that just happen!?
    8/24 - NIN + Soundgarden - Shoreline
    9/27 - Simian Mobile Disco - Mezzanine
    10/3-10/5 - Hardly Strictly Bluegrass - GGP
    10/4 - DJ Shadow + Cut Chemist - Mezzanine
    10/6 - Kasabian + Bo Ningen - Fox
    10/21 - Melvins + Le Butcherettes - GAMH
    11/1 - Erasure - Fox
    4/17-4/19 - Coachella weekend 2

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    Saw only three bands
    Goddamn dust in my eyeballs
    Fuck Mother Nature

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    Queens of the Stone Age
    From the side of the main stage
    Fuck shit fuck shit fuck

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    Was sad to miss it
    All of the meet ups and beers
    I drown in my tears.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Drug-addled young man
    Asks for a photo. Says I:
    Go fuck your selfie.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Left to put on pants
    Discombobulating Wind
    Dusty, rainbow prisms

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Hey Jim and Al Gunz
    Always in the craft beer barn;
    Did you see a band?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Talent's absence and
    fierce desert winds balanced by
    fancy malts and hops
    Last edited by nosurprises12; 04-28-2014 at 09:27 AM.

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    Dum Dum Girls, Tom says,
    Got better after I left.
    Coincidence? Yes.
    Last edited by santasutt; 04-28-2014 at 09:27 AM.

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    So many meatheads
    DJ's have plauged our stages
    Fuck you Cal Harris

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    This apostrophe
    Catastrophe we see post
    fest sheds light on dolts

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Use of dolt on board
    Hilarious Mockery
    I can't live without
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

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    Guedita and Zack
    Staggering and stumbling so
    Is it wind, or drugs?
    Last edited by TomAz; 04-28-2014 at 09:44 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Weekend one webcast
    Wild bros and hos at the tents;
    Tears, palm in my face
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    Coachella 2015 Food Wish List
    Food Trucks: Germany's Famous Bratwurst, Fist of Fusion, Komodo, Oooh LaLa Crepes, Ludo Truck, Seoul Sausage, Vizzi Truck, Kogi BBQ

    Restaurants: L' Atelier Cafe, Pho Vu, Le Vallauris, Tropicale, Pomme Frite, Tutti Frutti Frozen Yogurt, Crave, Cafe Scandia, Swiss Donut

    WORLD of BEER
    Bring Back The Following:
    KazuNori, At Night + Market Song, Beer Belly, Mexicali, Crossroads, Baco Mercat, Stumptown


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    when does set times come out?

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    Choose between Ferry
    And the Replacements? Really?
    Someone should get sacked.

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    Nine beer ten beer huh?
    How many beers can I spill
    In my damn backpack
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Jeff Neighborhood Creep
    Not as dumb as on the board
    His girl's cute as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Been sweating all day
    Finger in belly button
    Stench of Krewella
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Went to Sahara
    Saw Tom raging his face off
    Shit was epic brah
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Do you ever sleep?
    Security guard asks Paul,
    the British meth head.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Saw Tom pop Molly
    Was nicest boardie ever
    Go fuck yourself Tom
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    We saw many sets.
    Best year to date, so much fun
    Tom was in barn too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idrive1life View Post
    Weekend one webcast
    Bro, hos at tents, palm in my face;
    Hands motherfucking in the air
    If you drive for life
    You might want to learn to count
    Or, face palms for life.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Lucy and Warpaint
    Made the dust and douchey crowds
    Worth it. 'Til next time.
    8/20 SISU and Tanlines @ Sayers Club, 8/21 The Zombies @ Santa Monica Pier, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Matthew Bellamy
    and his some kind of madness
    Saved my Coachella
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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