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    My big beef with this poster is that it caters too much to the boardies, as in there aren't many acts the general public will go nuts over like Lorde, Lana, Pharrell, Skrillex, Calvin, Girl Talk etc.

    Also, this is supposed to take place April of NEXT year, not this summer. These bookings will feel like a year behind.
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    It's a bit unfair though, when I change an MP3 halfway through a song at a party I get yelled at, whereas Skrillex probably got a blow job.

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    Fleet Foxes
    Lykke Li
    Frank Ocean
    Wilco
    Spoon
    St. Vincent
    Grimes
    The Dead Weather
    Belle and Sebastian
    Death Cab For Cutie
    Phantogram
    Lily Allen
    Twin Shadow
    TV On the Radio
    Robyn
    Kaskade
    David Guetta
    Arctic Monkeys

    The subs will look something like this I imagine.

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    GOLDEN VOICE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! Belle and Sebastian

    Maybe we can insert Matt & Kim there somewhere.
    Also reunion for The Blood Brothers and Glassjaw. Holy shiet I'd go both weekends.

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    I feel weird about that lineup.
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    Uncle touching you weird?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey1313666 View Post
    Meh. This is more like a "best case scenario" type deal.
    I would be in to this lineup for sure even though I'm not huge on any of the headliners. Realistically it needs 15-20 more shitty DJs and 5-10 more commercial radio pop singers

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    Crazy to think that we don't even know who the Lorde of next year will be.

    Also...

    Coldplay * Jack White * Watch the Throne

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    I think Sam Smith will be a name to watch this year that could end up being a big name with the quickness for next year's lineup. Probably could've garnered a solid Gobi spot this year, but given his album isn't out yet, I wonder if they're holding him out for next year. He's already selling out solid size venues here and his live show has gotten very polished past six months.

    Original poster had Nine Inch Nails as a headliner. I think that's a possibility because Reznor has stated that he looks at tours in 12-24 month blocks. They just did summer down under with QOTSA, Latin American Lollapalooza, heading to Russia & Europe next before summer tour with Soundgarden here. Coachella as the capstone for the whole shebang on this tour could make sense.

    I'd love to finally see Daft Punk, which means they won't be there.

    Underworld is awesome, but a potential alternative could be the current Karl Hyde/Brian Eno side project maybe. Who knows.

    If there album gains big traction, anyone else see Rudimental invited back as a back-to-back performer on a bigger stage/later time slot? They absolutely killed it.

    Agree that some of these usual big name suspects will be there, most of which will draw crowds from acts I'll probably choose over them.

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    These flyers will make it to a LA Weekly Article within days after the festival. LOL

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    Just see who is heavily touring in europe for the summer and fall and puot them on the poster. Exception to everyone who played last year at Cocahella. Most the bands seems to just swap places each year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpstart View Post
    Just see who is heavily touring in europe for the summer and fall and puot them on the poster. Exception to everyone who played last year at Cocahella. Most the bands seems to just swap places each year.
    Including big European festivals or just touring individual gigs?

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    kinda half assed this one but still its somewhat reasonable. I promoted acts like M0 who i think will blow up soon

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    haven't put too much thought into this, but looking through this this, a few other threads and other lineups i've started to build a setlist, this isnt complete and ill most likely be changing this but this is what ive gotten so far
    the comedy is with the hopes that the Yuma/heineken House/Dome is converted into a comedy tent
    and as for Pink Floyd i wouldn't mind having them do Dark Side of the Moon/Animals for one weekend and then The Wall/Shine on you Crazy Diamond the next weekend
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    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    im still tweaking it as i go, i just havent had that much time to work on it as id hope
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    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    The madebysheep poster generator is the best and worst thing to happen to fake posters.
    Quote Originally Posted by travelfan View Post
    It's a bit unfair though, when I change an MP3 halfway through a song at a party I get yelled at, whereas Skrillex probably got a blow job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatLies View Post
    kinda half assed this one but still its somewhat reasonable. I promoted acts like M0 who i think will blow up soon
    Like a lot of of what's on here...would kill for Swans.

    Alabama Shakes and White Denim...I've resigned myself to those being two bands I'd love to see at Coachella that Tollett will just never invite...too perfect for Bonnaroo-type acts.
    The Replacements - Bryan Ferry - Outkast - The Knife - Dum Dum Girls - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Broken Bells - Haim - Neko Case - Jagwar Ma - Goat - Waxahatchee

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    Beck - Neutral Milk Hotel - Superchunk - Arcade Fire - Bombino - Daughter - Surfer Blood

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatLies View Post
    kinda half assed this one but still its somewhat reasonable. I promoted acts like M0 who i think will blow up soon
    This is good ..

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    thanks! I believe that this lineup would appeal to all the demographics of coachella and it also has a nice balance of newcomers along with veteran acts getting the nod and jumping up the poster. The general public would still have plenty to talk about and have enough familiar artists to bring them here but it wouldn't be an over saturation of top 40 music nor edm cheese to dilute the product.

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    Pretty realistic, aside from the fact that Pete Doherty isn't allowed inside the US..ha, but other than that I could definitely imagine this being the 2015 lineup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corinnei View Post


    This would be my luck if the one year I decide to spring for a Safari Tent!
    and I'd promptly arrive at my Safari tent with enough explosives to take down the whole shabang!!

    Oh damn... I said explosives.... here come the feds... well it's been nice guys
    i have to wonder how oscar de la hoya would even pop into someones head.

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    If only...
    Boubakiki>Tom Odell>Flatbush Zombies>GOAT>Austra>MS MR>Jagwar Ma>HAIM>Shlohmo>Bonobo>Woodkid>Bryan Ferry>The Knife>Outkast>
    Syd Arthur>Sander Kleinenberg>Temples>Guy Gerber>Julian Casablancas>Warpaint>Future Islands>Lorde>Pixies>Pharrell>Muse>
    Trombone Shorty>Fishbone>Poolside>Scuba>Rudimental>Blood Orange>ill-Esha>Aluna George>Little Dragon>The Toy Dolls>Lana Del Rey> Beck>Motorhead>Netsky>Arcade Fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by SONR801 View Post


    If only...
    You have some serious ass booking issues.
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    Oh no, how dare I? Absolute buffoonery!
    Boubakiki>Tom Odell>Flatbush Zombies>GOAT>Austra>MS MR>Jagwar Ma>HAIM>Shlohmo>Bonobo>Woodkid>Bryan Ferry>The Knife>Outkast>
    Syd Arthur>Sander Kleinenberg>Temples>Guy Gerber>Julian Casablancas>Warpaint>Future Islands>Lorde>Pixies>Pharrell>Muse>
    Trombone Shorty>Fishbone>Poolside>Scuba>Rudimental>Blood Orange>ill-Esha>Aluna George>Little Dragon>The Toy Dolls>Lana Del Rey> Beck>Motorhead>Netsky>Arcade Fire

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    Lot of these are unrealistic and horribly booked

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    Corrinei's poster is the most realistic of any.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SONR801 View Post
    Oh no, how dare I? Absolute buffoonery!
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