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    Lol at all these aspie festival n00bs who were quickly glanced at and are all of a sudden in love. Plenty of women gazed and smiled at me but at no point did I take that as an indication we would fall in love and have a beautiful future together. Everyone go die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FestivalSnob View Post
    To the girl selling Spicy Pie on Saturday afternoon. I bought 5 pieces from you because everytime I came back you smiled at me. I came back to find you later that night but you were gone, your coworkers wouldnt give me your name or address. If you see this PM me.

    LOL, she was probably smiling at you because you kept buying pizza which means money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godspeed View Post
    That was me.
    Well hello there...

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    You: Short and hot brunette with black mini short/panties and yellow top in the Sahara. You asked me if I could carry you and I said no because of my herniated disk. You didn't seem to believe me and thought I was an asshole or something. You ask another guy infront of me who did carry you.

    Me: Watching the Glitch Mob and you ass at the same time. You are fucking hot. Sorry I said no.


    PS, I'm married as well. But I said no because of my back, not my wife.
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    The Glitched Ass.

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    Rosie from Miami at Pixies!

    You kept pulling my hair. It felt good. Sorry I didn't follow you to QotSA.
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    You: Girl scarfing down a watermelon wedge under the glowing sculptures between the Gobi and Mojave. My girlfriend and I watched you greedily consume your 1/4th slice of heaven and in that moment, time stood still for you. You ate the entire slice without hesitation or regret. You made sweet oral love to that green gourd in a way that's only reserved for the most intimate of lovers.

    Long story short, we'd like to invite you to our threesome. We'll supply the watermelon.

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    To the two Aussie birds from Melbourne at Pet Shop Boys W1 who lent me their hoodie while I was freezing to death (well not really but it felt that way), I will forever remember your awesome gesture in keeping me warm and gives me hope that the rest of the festival isn't all populated by douchebags and hoebags.
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    Lowered Expectations....
    Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
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    Im looking for this super hot guy I met at the Beer gardens. He was wearing a coachella 2014 shirt and some shirts. He had a beer in his hands and talking about some band he was going to see next. We locked eyes and when you saw me staring you started to drink your beers slowly and then poured it all over your chest and exclaimed loudly an orgasmic shout.

    That or some one bumped into you. I don't remember I was stoned and the grilled cheese with bacon and maple syrup was amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeki View Post
    That or some one bumped into you. I don't remember I was stoned and the grilled cheese with bacon and maple syrup was amazing.
    Wait. What? There was grilled cheese with bacon & maple?

    Now THAT is a missed connection. Shit.

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    I poured Syrup on my cum as it filled your wife's boring mouth .high five.
    Spicy pie is mainstream shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostatlimbo View Post
    Wait. What? There was grilled cheese with bacon & maple?

    Now THAT is a missed connection. Shit.
    Yeah. Actually it was in the craft beer area. It was a three cheese grilled cheese with bacon in the inside and it was drizzled with maple syrup. It was awesome. I was checking guys out in the beer garden but decided that the grilled cheese was better.

    I went back the next day while I was sober and had it. It was amazing even with out weed.

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    With and out create one word you walking aids ***
    Spicy pie is mainstream shit.

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    I am looking for my mind. I saw it out in the water swimming.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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