Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

  1. #1

    Default How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    I'm a young man every year I see a fun dj act and end up dancing by myself just looking for tips on how you smooth moving gentleman convince pretty girls to let you grind on them I've tried flirting and being friendly it just never works so what do you just dance next to them and gradually bump into her little by little until the grind happens naturally or what? My neighbor Todd said he likes to find girls that are on drugs and lures them towards him with a laser pointer he says they go crazy for lasers and shit when they are doing drugs but this will not work for my laser pointer was confiscated at youth group last week also I am a drug free individual and would like the object of my penetration to be drug free as well I've been in a rather dry spell for longer than I can admit but yeah if anybody wants to barter I'm bringing one dozen eggplant I'm bringing homemade vitamins and plenty more to spare if any hungry young ladies that like to dance would be interested in making a new friend this weekend. I'm a tender man.

  2. #2

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Start buy learning how to actually craft sentences. Ladies love dudes who can properly punctuate.

  3. #3
    butt hurt TheRotten42's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Here
    Posts
    1,192

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    what you really should be asking is how you can be more like the guy this thread is about. He had no problem with the ladies.
    Last edited by TheRotten42; 04-10-2014 at 02:00 PM. Reason: fingers in butts makes me laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

  4. #4
    Member imademilwaukee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    echo park
    Posts
    212

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    pray for quicksand

  5. #5
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    T R O L L
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

  6. #6
    Member baily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Right behind you
    Posts
    1,923

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Rapist on the loose

    Thanks for scaring every girl before they walk into the festival

    Rules to get a girl to grind on you
    1- don't post shit like this ...it freaks out anyone who may have thought of grinding as acceptable. She now is more self aware of creepy mother fuckers like you and now more likely to stop their friend from grinding on anyone
    2- be yourself
    3- dance and have fun. Women gravitate towards people having fun...like we all do. People who are looking for something to add to their experience i.e. people....look creepy and will never get it...re: dates, girls, sex...
    4- girls will go to a guy that is having fun. Any guy going up to a girl and attempting to grind is looking for problems
    5- grind on a girl that is very f'd up could take you to bad places....like jail...avoid at all cost no matter what your penis says
    6- don't look for it...ever...it'll naturally happen...by her first...always by her first.
    7- don't ever start grinding on the girl in front of you...just because she's shaking her ass and within 2 inches of you (and happens to bump into your dick area) DOES NOT MEAN she's interested in you. Coachella area is packed and unintentional rubs are normal. Try to grind on her and you're in for a world of hurt.
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    she should get an abortion then go to chella
    Quote Originally Posted by Bougie24 View Post
    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

  7. #7
    Coachella Junkie malcolmjamalawesome's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In A Beautiful Place Out In The Country
    Posts
    16,490

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Well, what does your Dad think? Does Honeywell produce any grinding related products?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

  8. #8
    Pedley Rocks JustSteve's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    the Beach of Newport
    Posts
    12,127

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Borrow daddy's gun and point it at a chicks head then tell her to grind like she never has before.

    And baily took this way too seriously. Jesus.

  9. #9
    Coachella Junkie heart cooks brain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    nomad's land
    Posts
    9,873

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    homemade vitamins

    drug free
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

  10. #10
    Member electrocute's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    SF
    Posts
    307

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    For once baily is the voice of reason!
    Coachella 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011!!!, 2012 (w1), 2013 (w2), 2014! (w2)...

    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Flowers are born to die, bro

  11. #11
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,886

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

  12. #12
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?
    Dry humping, pretty much.
    Having sex with clothes on?
    HIDE YO KIDZZZ.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

  13. #13
    Member baily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Right behind you
    Posts
    1,923

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by electrocute View Post
    For once baily is the voice of reason!
    lol

    thank you
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    she should get an abortion then go to chella
    Quote Originally Posted by Bougie24 View Post
    You people are disgusting for posting this shit on my thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Look up your moms skirt when she is dancing

  14. #14
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,648

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?
    It's like fisting... you aren't really fucking someone, but you're not just waving either... lol
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  15. #15
    Member imademilwaukee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    echo park
    Posts
    212

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    come on ladies, tell us your gettin grinded on stories. what does that hot bulge feel like on the back of your leg..

  16. #16
    Member EmberVega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    Laguna Beach, CA
    Posts
    67

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    If you're hot and not awkward then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly you shouldn't even be going.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Y'all just hate what you ain't.

  17. #17

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    If you're hot and not awkward then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly you shouldn't even be going.
    QFT
    DRUGS ON KIDS

  18. #18
    Member Phantasma Del Mar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    North Park
    Posts
    1,854

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    I heard women like being called females. Makes them feel real classy.

  19. #19
    The Encyclopedia bmack86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Bishop, CA
    Posts
    28,086

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Well, what does your Dad think? Does Honeywell produce any grinding related products?
    I'm glad someone remembered.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

  20. #20

    Default Re: How to get a girl to let you grind on her

    Quote Originally Posted by quicksand View Post
    My neighbor Todd said he likes to find girls that are on drugs and lures them towards him with a laser pointer
    My sides have entered orbit.

Similar Threads

  1. Heavy/Grind/Death/Doom/Etc... Metal Wish List for 2014
    By ialvarado2 in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 11-08-2013, 07:52 PM
  2. Going alone as a girl?
    By snafflebit in forum Questions
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 04-21-2012, 08:43 AM
  3. Everything But The Girl
    By DropletsOfYes&No in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 11-27-2011, 08:48 AM
  4. Anyone know this girl?
    By JClemy in forum Past Experiences
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 01-26-2008, 01:41 PM
  5. Do you know this girl?
    By dylanfan in forum Questions
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 05-16-2007, 01:13 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •