Results 1 to 13 of 13

Thread: What to do if no wrist?

  1. #1

    Default What to do if no wrist?

    Hello I'm coming to coachellafest this weekend and I was wondering what to do with your wristband my pep pep lost his wrists in a beekeeping accident and the Coachella pass won't stretch around his neck so he doesn't know where to put it should we just glue it to his shirt please answer this is urgent.

  2. #2
    Stage Manager captncrzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    TBD
    Posts
    19,875

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Have your dad take his gun out of his briefcase and shoot him.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

  3. #3
    Member baily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Right behind you
    Posts
    1,923

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    If both wrists are gone...just hold it for him till u get there. Ask for a manager when u get there and they'll advise.

  4. #4

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    umm

  5. #5
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    it'll make a cute anklet.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

  6. #6

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    it'll make a cute anklet.
    what if he has no ankles either

    im starting to think you aren't taking into consideration the magnitude of his injuries

  7. #7
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by JayXMonsta View Post
    what if he has no ankles either

    im starting to think you aren't taking into consideration the magnitude of his injuries
    The last optional body part that the wristband will fit…. will have to be his penis.
    I'm sure security won't mind whipping it out for him each time he enters the grounds.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

  8. #8
    Member baily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Right behind you
    Posts
    1,923

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    The last optional body part that the wristband will fit…. will have to be his penis.
    I'm sure security won't mind whipping it out for him each time he enters the grounds.
    Lol

  9. #9

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    The last optional body part that the wristband will fit…. will have to be his penis.
    I'm sure security won't mind whipping it out for him each time he enters the grounds.
    Honestly if he has no arms or legs I'm sure his penis will have the power of all the missing limbs.

    It's like when you go blind and your hearing is better.

    Anyways with that being said I think everyone won't mind, hell I bet they will appreciate seeing his super penis.

  10. #10
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by JayXMonsta View Post
    Honestly if he has no arms or legs I'm sure his penis will have the power of all the missing limbs.

    It's like when you go blind and your hearing is better.

    Anyways with that being said I think everyone won't mind, hell I bet they will appreciate seeing his super penis.
    One can only hope… For his sake, that is.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

  11. #11

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Wow thanks but no thanks not really trying to hear people talk about dads penis. We glued it to shirt and if they aren't okay with it we will glue it somewhere else. Thanks for the honest replies, hope the ones talking about a dads penis do some growin up in the next 24 hours I don't want to camp by a bunch of dick fiends.

  12. #12
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,655

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by quicksand View Post
    Hello I'm coming to coachellafest this weekend and I was wondering what to do with your wristband my pep pep lost his wrists in a beekeeping accident and the Coachella pass won't stretch around his neck so he doesn't know where to put it should we just glue it to his shirt please answer this is urgent.
    I believe that missingperson had a hand berift situation in her past... something to do with the holidays and toys... that, or I'm already working on my coachella buzz...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  13. #13
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,127

    Default Re: What to do if no wrist?

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    that, or I'm already working on my coachella buzz...
    I would be! Please, buzz on or those of us who have to wait until next weekend!
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

Similar Threads

  1. NEED WEEKEND 2 WRIST BAND
    By ppbrrawr in forum Passes
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-02-2014, 09:49 PM
  2. Bracelet on my LEFT WRIST.
    By lapm10 in forum Questions
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 04-17-2013, 07:42 PM
  3. For sale VIP wrist band
    By gladys winfield in forum Camping/Lodging
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-12-2013, 08:52 PM
  4. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-12-2013, 10:08 AM
  5. What do your wrist bands say?
    By Baily99 in forum Questions
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 04-29-2008, 06:15 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •