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    Default 2014 - Year of Homeless Coachellans

    Coachella-goers, beware.

    This year there will be a massive influx of disgustingly underprepared homeless campsite roamers trolling the grounds for unsuspecting do-gooders to share some space with them. Before you know it, your campsite will be infested with these low life space suckers even if you so much as offer a PBR to them. "Sean" may seem like a cool dude, but he only struck up that conversation with you about Lorde to eventually ask about your site, hence the carry on luggage hes using as a seat.

    Mark my words friends, the storm is coming.

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    Agreed. I expect to hear many stories of how random people were passed out everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dillycup View Post
    Coachella-goers, beware.

    This year there will be a massive influx of disgustingly underprepared homeless campsite roamers trolling the grounds for unsuspecting do-gooders to share some space with them. Before you know it, your campsite will be infested with these low life space suckers even if you so much as offer a PBR to them. "Sean" may seem like a cool dude, but he only struck up that conversation with you about Lorde to eventually ask about your site, hence the carry on luggage hes using as a seat.





    Mark my words friends, the storm is coming.

    I do not doubt what you are saying, but I am interested in how you arrived at this conclusion.

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    it will be paradise for this guy then...you-gonna-get-raped1.jpg

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    i say this because of all the folks begging to find a spot to say. A lot more peeps asking on these boards for just Camping Passes than last year. And even then last year i had a friend take on a straggler. Who was actually named sean, turned out to be an ok dude

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    Wheres a good place where i can park my car and sleep? :/

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    Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there will be some "low life" people trolling around but there are some normal people out there like me just looking for some friendly people looking to share their spot. Coming all the way from Michigan so I'm hoping to figure something out!

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    Are you looking to be onsite? We live 6 miles from the fest and have couch space or backyard tent space. I'm from Ohio so I feel for ya!!!!

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    I'm still trying to find 3 tix for weekend 2 but myself (starving comedian) and my companions (another comic) & ( a musician) will be in exactly the same boat..
    I don't care where we stay.... shit... just as long as I can fucking get in!!! sooo frustrated that I can't find tix!!

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    Say something funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Say something funny.
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    no wonder you're starving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    no wonder you're starving.
    hahahaha! touche my fellow Coachella Junkie.. Touche..
    I typically save my good stuff for the stage or for when I have an opportunity to be truly offensive...
    like when I "accidentally" ask fat women wearing inappropriately tight clothing how many months are they.... ( oh how i love the look of horror on their faces)

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