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    I will poop myself if we can drink in the Yuma.

    POOP. MYSELF.

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    homersexual is the clear 2014 winner for worst noob. And that's quite a category to rise to the top of.
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    I know, these fucking women, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by homersexual View Post
    Always looked like a circle to me you fucking twat.
    Those round walls you speak of:
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RapidFireTollBooth View Post
    My first thought when looking at the map this year.....

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    Agreed. Last year it was so clustered. Especially with that stupid power plant art piece which never fucking went off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enginedown View Post
    I will poop myself if we can drink in the Yuma.

    POOP. MYSELF.
    Bring wipes. See that opening in the terrace that links to the space next to the Yuma? Pretty sure that, if while not able to drink actually inside the Yuma (if it's still a closed tent), that you'll be able to drink right next to the Yuma. And possibly in those shaded tent areas.

    But my Dad had to work during one of my soccer tournaments once so what the fuck do I know?

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Those round walls you speak of:
    Your so smart! I'm sure your so successful in life because you just showed me the yuma tent isn't round. Congrats buddy. If you and the rest of the yourt ****** little coachella forum buddies dedicating as much time in real life as you do in here, you all might actually have a meaningful life. Oh! be sure to let me know I can't type sentences either. losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Bring wipes. See that opening in the terrace that links to the space next to the Yuma? Pretty sure that, if while not able to drink actually inside the Yuma (if it's still a closed tent), that you'll be able to drink right next to the Yuma. And possibly in those shaded tent areas.

    But my Dad had to work during one of my soccer tournaments once so what the fuck do I know?
    I hope its open this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homersexual View Post
    Your so smart! I'm sure your so successful in life because you just showed me the yuma tent isn't round. Congrats buddy. If you and the rest of the yourt ****** little coachella forum buddies dedicating as much time in real life as you do in here, you all might actually have a meaningful life. Oh! be sure to let me know I can't type sentences either. losers.
    we don't care that you can't 'type sentences'. we care that you can't 'type sentences' yet continue to attempt to 'type sentences' here. that's all.
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    and the rest of the yourt ****** little coachella forum buddies!
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    also, If my daughter doesn't start trying, I'm going to skip all her games
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g1zzz View Post
    I want the fucking snail back, dammit.
    I bet the snail is going to be there, given that they plastered it all over the Coachella box and included the paper cutout snail and stuff. They probably didn't put it on the map since it moves around.
    06, 08-14

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    also, If my daughter doesn't start trying, I'm going to skip all her games
    That's cute. Pretending you have some sort of meaningful life as a parent and provider? We all know your life consists only of smugly providing actual facts and proving people wrong on a forum.

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    That's cute. Pretending you have some sort of meaningful life as a parent and provider? We all know your life consists only of smugly providing actual facts and proving people wrong on a forum.
    ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravingmad View Post
    I bet the snail is going to be there, given that they plastered it all over the Coachella box and included the paper cutout snail and stuff. They probably didn't put it on the map since it moves around.
    Or the snail won't be there at all because this is 2014 and there will a kinetic astronaut instead!
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Isn't that the snail between Mohave and Sahara?

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    Also, moving the Do Lab and creating a little EDM ghetto is fabulous news. It is enough to make me forgive the Saturday lineup. Hot damn.

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    Be sure to lock your doors Tom
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shotglass75 View Post
    Great observation about focus on dance floor, not the dj. Be nice surprise if Despacio was there. not gonna happen
    No chance Despacio is there, because (ignoring the obvious facts that neither Murphy nor 2mDJs are on the lineup, and Despacio would have been listed on the poster) an "L" is nowhere near a perfect shape for sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Isn't that the snail between Mohave and Sahara?
    I think its is the colorful folks of the sahara tent... both slow, in the way and leave a trail of slime.

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    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BETWEEN THE SAHARA AND THE MOJAVE.
    DRUGS ON KIDS

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    The snail was an actual snail on the map last year. So....I don't think that's at.

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Isn't that the snail between Mohave and Sahara?
    No way. Way too large. I'm guessing its a next level lightcube-type installation. Theres always a rolling/tripping kid magnet right next to the sahara. It's a beautiful thing.
    DRUGS ON KIDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    ...


    Or the snail won't be there at all because this is 2014 and there will a kinetic astronaut instead!
    06, 08-14

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Also, moving the Do Lab and creating a little EDM ghetto is fabulous news. It is enough to make me forgive the Saturday lineup. Hot damn.
    I understand that this was a necessary solution, but I for one am bummed. Its the first year I can't stop at the do lab to cool off on the way from anywhere (but the sahara) to anywhere else. Also, the lab is going to be saturated with ravers rather than people who are just stopping by on the way to another stage. Pretty bummed about it actually.
    DRUGS ON KIDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    No snail?
    Yeah all this alluding to the snail and "go far…", but no snail….
    Hmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmac View Post
    No, one dancefloor with two separate entrances. Paul's idea is to have one side have no idea the other is there
    Well, shit.

    Also, Record Store right by the entrance. Neat.

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Also, moving the Do Lab and creating a little EDM ghetto is fabulous news. It is enough to make me forgive the Saturday lineup. Hot damn.
    Now if we could begin the liquidation of the ghetto . . .
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    You could take a nice stop in there after a quick snack/meal. i tend to take a time out each day to grab a bite, and this would be nice to have after eating, just relax with a little wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thagorillaz View Post
    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BETWEEN THE SAHARA AND THE MOJAVE.
    This.


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    But Tom, the craft beer barn is right in the middle of the EDM ghetto. Your ears are going to bleed.

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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