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    Default How thoroughly do they check cars?

    Hi this is my first time going!! I'm just wondering if it's possible to hide things in your luggage, do they check inside your bags and under car seats and stuff?

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    They check balls deep.

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    Lots of profiling going on here. If you look like Cheech and Chong, they'll be looking for weed. If you look like a raver, get ready for the rubber glove, cuz your hiding molly in your ass. If you are totally open, honest, and submit, then you may get away with something. I have found that the latter is the best policy. If you act like a jerk and bitch about them searching your car, then you must have something to hide. Apply some logic here. Common curtousy is key here. Take out your bags ahead of time, they will make you do it. Have it ready. Open bags for them, help them search, to some bait and switch.....remember, they are people too, and chances are if its hot as balls outside, they are not going to be very happy about thier jobs. be cool, like fonzie.

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    cat and mouse...some win, some loose

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    If you're really sketched out, get one of those magnetic hide-a-keys. Booze? Now that's a whole 'notha story all togevvah. Think DEEP and you may prevail

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    get one of those cut out books that look like real books. I had one called "sister mine" and I think they all just thought I was gay. Worked for me!

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    every time a thread like this is posted they check a liiiiiiiiiittle bit harder.
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    They read these threads.

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    They check the cars better than GM does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    They check the cars better than GM does.
    hey hey hey. chrysler and ford have each recalled at least 400,000 vehicles in the last 6 days.
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    Aha okay thanks for all the advice!

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    be afraid. be very afraid.
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    They didn't find my contraband any of the 9 years I hid it. Anal reconstructive surgery has been worth it so I could have a handle each year.
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    don't forget the drug sniffing horses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    They didn't find my contraband any of the 9 years I hid it. Anal reconstructive surgery has been worth it so I could have a handle each year.


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    There is a reason it takes so long to get into car camping

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    And yeah, they check the threads. Nothing like a little free intel. Its hard to one up security. They do it, day- day out. They know who and what to look for and they know all the nooks and crannies. Last year, they were popping open air boxes. And yes, they have dogs too. Don't be surprised if they have a vehicle scanner doing randoms like the border patrol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikef1 View Post
    There is a reason it takes so long to get into car camping
    i wonder if it has something to do with 30,000 motherfuckers trying to use one entrance?
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    just offer help when they are searching your vehicle. give them water. make conversation. ask them how their day is going. ask how the wife and children are. take them out to dinner. share a malt at a nice diner. go see lana together. you'll be chill bruh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustjj86 View Post
    just offer help when they are searching your vehicle. give them water. make conversation. ask them how their day is going. ask how the wife and children are. take them out to dinner. share a malt at a nice diner. go see lana together. you'll be chill bruh.
    Always the right move here. Who doesn't want a malt after spending all day in the 90+ heat?
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