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    Default COACHELLA GIRLFRIEND

    crazy_picture_ugly_girl_with_unibrow.jpg MY COACHELLA GF LMAO.............. DUM FUCKS
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    its cool cause they were chicks.

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    Default Re: COACHELLA GIRLFRIEND

    Dammm so I can't get no play cause I'm a dude lol... I know there's some females looking for some attention lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazVaz View Post
    Dammm so I can't get no play cause I'm a dude lol... I know there's some females looking for some attention lol
    No, you can't. And no, there's not.
    CREEP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazVaz View Post
    Dammm so I can't get no play cause I'm a dude lol... I know there's some females looking for some attention lol
    No, you can't. And no, there's not.
    CREEP.
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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazVaz View Post
    Dammm so I can't get no play cause I'm a dude lol... I know there's some females looking for some attention lol
    One of the perks of having a vag....sorry my friend-you just come off as being a rapist

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    Super cool dude looking for a naive FUN LOVING chick to spend a great rapey MOST EXCELLENT NON RAPEY Coachella weekend with! Send photo!

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    I may know someone who is interested. Post your pic in here first though.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Also need to know how hung, bro?
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: COACHELLA GIRLFRIEND

    JazVaz, how do you feel about going to Mexico?
    fuck.

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    this is...like a personals ad?
    the fuck?
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    In defense of "those craigslist girls," at least they like, wrote something more engaging than COOL, FUN, AND DOWN TO EARTH. And at least they were satirizing the desperate people who put out internet personal ads for Coachella Dates.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazVaz View Post
    Dammm so I can't get no play cause I'm a dude lol... I know there's some females looking for some attention lol
    if you're only looking for females then you might want to remove "open minded" from your OP.
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    I'm locking this fucker.

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    I'm freshly shaved. Hit me up
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: COACHELLA GIRLFRIEND

    hatin' ass bitchez

    throw this poor dog a bone

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    I am not open-minded and need at least 8 inches.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    This is a no feeding the trolls zone!

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    EVERYBODY SHUT UP. Imma tryin to get something goin here.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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