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    shit.

    fine, you can find me prancing with tinkerbell in the Yuma

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    So is Zia Records hosting the artist labia licking tent or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    So is Zia Records hosting the artist labia licking tent or what?
    They don't want to over-emphasize licking the labia. The Clitoris gets it own tent, the labia is more of a booth attraction.
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    They are booked at every major festival in the world this year. If they suck, they will suck globally. Viral suck.
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    3 hit wonder? There's more than that but its not the point. You're basing the group on "hits?" So then, like, the Beibs is like, the best artist ever? you fucking fool. Outkast are what hip hop needs, they are what music needs. 2 dope boys in a Cadillac...they make music and stay out of the limelight. Don't fault them for enjoying their money and not calling TMZ every time the go to Whole Foods. I've been a fan since i got their first cd from Columbia House. I just DL some classics for my commute and i found myself remembering almost every word. I'm pumped...so, fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atom11 View Post
    3 hit wonder? There's more than that but its not the point. You're basing the group on "hits?" So then, like, the Beibs is like, the best artist ever? you fucking fool. Outkast are what hip hop needs, they are what music needs. 2 dope boys in a Cadillac...they make music and stay out of the limelight. Don't fault them for enjoying their money and not calling TMZ every time the go to Whole Foods. I've been a fan since i got their first cd from Columbia House. I just DL some classics for my commute and i found myself remembering almost every word. I'm pumped...so, fuck you.
    Shh, it's okay, just let him have his opinion, young grasshopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atom11 View Post
    3 hit wonder? There's more than that but its not the point. You're basing the group on "hits?" So then, like, the Beibs is like, the best artist ever? you fucking fool. Outkast are what hip hop needs, they are what music needs. 2 dope boys in a Cadillac...they make music and stay out of the limelight. Don't fault them for enjoying their money and not calling TMZ every time the go to Whole Foods. I've been a fan since i got their first cd from Columbia House. I just DL some classics for my commute and i found myself remembering almost every word. I'm pumped...so, fuck you.
    Shh, it's okay, just let him have his opinion, young grasshopper.

    The rest of us will be right.

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    If you guys have a massive Jon Hamm sized boner for has been rappers from the 90s who like to dress like pedophile versions of Willy Wonka maybe Golden Voice needs to book Puff Daddy as the Friday headliner for next year. I'm sure that n1gga will spit some fire for you Zooey Deschanel masturbaters. Diddy will raise the roof and party like it's 1997 for ya'll. That pimp can talk about what it was like to have J Lo's big ole Latina ass bouncing on his dick in 99. Maybe they can get a fucking hologram of that fat fuck Biggie Smalls and play Mo Money Mo Problems. Maybe P. Diddy can wear some big baggy FUBU jeans to make his performance feel like a genuine retro joint. I'd rather have Puff Daddy perform than hear that emo pussy Gary Numan talk about fondling himself while he sleeps in his PT Cruiser or watch the 500 Canadian ass clowns in Arcade Fire ride their fucking bikes around the stage and jerk each other off while playing harpsichord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    watch the 500 Canadian ass clowns in Arcade Fire ride their fucking bikes around the stage and jerk each other off while playing harpsichord.
    I would prefer to watch Lerch play harpsichord, thank you very much.
    I have been to concerts. I will go to concerts in the future.

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    I HAVE AN OPINION AND IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR OPINION!

    Why are you people feeding this obvious troll? Two pages of this...in the Line up/artists section. WTF??

    /thread please

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    I think they're pretty good live.....but then again I saw them a decade ago-- they were a little bit awkward on stage, but most hip hop acts are....but the energy was pretty fucking great.

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    I must say that I lol'd

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    i hope your mother gets raped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    If you guys have a massive Jon Hamm sized boner for has been rappers from the 90s who like to dress like pedophile versions of Willy Wonka maybe Golden Voice needs to book Puff Daddy as the Friday headliner for next year. I'm sure that n1gga will spit some fire for you Zooey Deschanel masturbaters. Diddy will raise the roof and party like it's 1997 for ya'll. That pimp can talk about what it was like to have J Lo's big ole Latina ass bouncing on his dick in 99. Maybe they can get a fucking hologram of that fat fuck Biggie Smalls and play Mo Money Mo Problems. Maybe P. Diddy can wear some big baggy FUBU jeans to make his performance feel like a genuine retro joint. I'd rather have Puff Daddy perform than hear that emo pussy Gary Numan talk about fondling himself while he sleeps in his PT Cruiser or watch the 500 Canadian ass clowns in Arcade Fire ride their fucking bikes around the stage and jerk each other off while playing harpsichord.
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    This thread has potential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    I'd rather have Puff Daddy perform than hear that emo pussy Gary Numan talk about fondling himself while he sleeps in his PT Cruiser
    Hey! I happen to know for a fact that Numan drives a Ford Aerostar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    watch the 500 Canadian ass clowns in Arcade Fire ride their fucking bikes around the stage and jerk each other off while playing harpsichord.
    and to think it all started with incest in cabins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    If you guys have a massive Jon Hamm sized boner for has been rappers from the 90s who like to dress like pedophile versions of Willy Wonka maybe Golden Voice needs to book Puff Daddy as the Friday headliner for next year. I'm sure that n1gga will spit some fire for you Zooey Deschanel masturbaters. Diddy will raise the roof and party like it's 1997 for ya'll. That pimp can talk about what it was like to have J Lo's big ole Latina ass bouncing on his dick in 99. Maybe they can get a fucking hologram of that fat fuck Biggie Smalls and play Mo Money Mo Problems. Maybe P. Diddy can wear some big baggy FUBU jeans to make his performance feel like a genuine retro joint. I'd rather have Puff Daddy perform than hear that emo pussy Gary Numan talk about fondling himself while he sleeps in his PT Cruiser or watch the 500 Canadian ass clowns in Arcade Fire ride their fucking bikes around the stage and jerk each other off while playing harpsichord.
    Who the hell would miss that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueduck View Post
    PassiveTheory looks great dipped in chocolate!
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    The phrase "Oh Rob" is playing out quite differently in my head after that post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    You been watching the Johnny Carson sex tape bro? You like that old classic 70s porn where all of the bitches are wearing granny panties, rocking Mary Tyler Moore haircuts and the picture is really grainy? I bet Johnny plows his skank like a boss in that tape. Don't worry man, I don't judge; if you like that old school shit you keep jerking it to grandpa sex
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    No one could beat out The Stone Roses for "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever."

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    Quote Originally Posted by levi760 View Post
    No one could beat out The Stone Roses for "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever."
    Jack Johnson, Coldplay, and Kings of Leon beg to differ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpstart View Post
    They better have a fucking live band otherwise it'll be the weak sauce.
    am I the only one that gets bummed when a hip hop artist has a live band?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    If you guys have a massive Jon Hamm sized boner for has been rappers from the 90s who like to dress like pedophile versions of Willy Wonka maybe Golden Voice needs to book Puff Daddy as the Friday headliner for next year. I'm sure that n1gga will spit some fire for you Zooey Deschanel masturbaters. Diddy will raise the roof and party like it's 1997 for ya'll. That pimp can talk about what it was like to have J Lo's big ole Latina ass bouncing on his dick in 99. Maybe they can get a fucking hologram of that fat fuck Biggie Smalls and play Mo Money Mo Problems. Maybe P. Diddy can wear some big baggy FUBU jeans to make his performance feel like a genuine retro joint.
    This might actually be the best idea yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by FairMonroe View Post
    am I the only one that gets bummed when a hip hop artist has a live band?
    It depends the artist. Jay-Z: Unplugged with a band was dope. Imagine Gucci Mane w/ a band...

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    Quote Originally Posted by levi760 View Post
    No one could beat out The Stone Roses for "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever."
    Jack Johnson topped that at 2008's Friday Headline slot. I seen Marlon Brando there during the day wearing jesus sandles with socks on, then again at night wearing tight jeans on with peter pan boots on he was also sporting a creed shirt. with pride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    The two petulent fuckfaces in OutKast are going to steal the title of "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever" from those pretentious cockalorums The Stone Roses. These guys are going to stink up the fucking main stage so bad the entire shithole city of Indio is going to smell like a menstruating teenage mutant ninja turtle for the next decade. I don't know how these two ranting mongoloids got booked as headliners when they're nothing more than a 3 hit wonder. If Golden Voice is willing to book these 90s has beens I guess there's a chance we could see Smash Mouth or Sugar Ray headlining next year. Mark Motha Fucking McGrath would love to croon for you hipsters. If Sugar Ray was the headliner you can bet there would be a lot of cougars roaming the Coachella grounds looking for some twenty-something D. Some of you pussy ass Ben Gibbards might get to see a non pixelated vag for the first time if one of these cougs decided she wanted to lower her standards and get rammed while Mark and the fellas play #1 Al-Rock Hit "Every Morning." I know some of the higher ups at Golden Voice; I'll tell those suits you guys want to see Sugar Ray next year so you can get laid for the first time

    The only reason OutKast reunited is because these two fools need money due to their solo albums bombing worse than Kim Kardashian's single "Jam (Turn It Up)." I understand why these niggas gotta get paid, them strippers and sizzurp ain't cheap but I don't know why you jackoffs are excited. These fuckers haven't played a show in over a decade and never played for more than 50 minutes when they last toured. These pussies are going to get up on stage and play 14 songs and then go back stage and get rim jobs from some 18 year old starfuckers from Riverside. There is no way these boys play for more than 60 minutes; have you seen how fucking fat Big Boi is these days? That boy has been enjoying himself some fucking Mickey D's in the ATL. There ain't no way that Black Michelin Man can get throw more than 14 songs. KROQ better have Dr. Drew side stage to help get Big Boi some oxygen after the first 4 songs.

    Hip-Hop sucks dick live; especially when it's coming from some old egotistical pussies that hate performing live who will be using a shitload of backing tracks. These two douchers are only coming to coachella for two reasons: to get paid and to lick some labia.

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