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    So i was planning on sneaking in some alcohol. I was gunna put it into a cleaned out sunblock bottle. Some people told me they check the sunblock. Is this true?

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    I've seen security check sunblock bottles.

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    Ugh. Every year I have to teach you people.

    Step 1) Pour full bottle of booze all over a table, cookie sheet, counter, whatever you got
    Step 2) Let sit a few hours, till it dries and gets tacky
    Step 3) Chop up with razor blade into fine powder
    Step 4) Put in salt shaker
    Step 5) JUST ADD WATER!

    HAPPY CHELLA!

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    some secrets are better left untold

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    Yes, event security check sunblock bottles. Mostly because people talk about putting alcohol in sunblock bottles on a message board of said event.
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    unlikely to sneak in any liquid(s)
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    Half the posts on this forum are about sneaking shit in, try to run a goddamned search maybe.

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    Have you tried using your butt?
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    If you have to ask, you will probably fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxBlank View Post
    Ugh. Every year I have to teach you people.

    Step 1) Pour full bottle of booze all over a table, cookie sheet, counter, whatever you got
    Step 2) Let sit a few hours, till it dries and gets tacky
    Step 3) Chop up with razor blade into fine powder
    Step 4) Put in salt shaker
    Step 5) JUST ADD WATER!

    HAPPY CHELLA!
    this is very informative, though i fail to see why step 4 is not: roll up dollar bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    this is very informative, though i fail to see why step 4 is not: roll up dollar bill
    Wouldn't that defeat the purpose? Then you'd waste all your booze pre chella brah.

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    if you know someone parking in the vip area, its easier through there.

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    empty your windshield wipper soap, clean it out, pour in your choice of booze, hold down the wipper button and have someone put mouth over hole... GOLDEN
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    My buddies gf put a small flask in her handbag. The security never found it. It only held a couple shots but it was still something. For the most part sneaking stuff in is difficult. Just get hammered in the campground.

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    Your going to be the dickhead that holds up the line in front of me who gets all butt hurt when they confiscate your sunscreen-colada. Save money by unplugging your computer so you can buy the booze inside.

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    What we did the past couple of years is get a casket of water bottles, pull some out of the shrink wrap while leaving the shrink wrap intact, and filling them up with Vodka. Then twist the cap back on and crazy glue'ing the ring back onto the cap so it looks pristine. Then getting a sharpee and marking it somewhere so you know it's Vodka. Or if you want to make it fun you don't have to use a sharpee and just play roulette. Then put the water bottles back in the casket.

    For whiskey we used an Arizona Ice Tea jug. Play it cool and don't get caught. If you do they'll search everything. Make sure the only contraband you have is the alcohol, they'll just toss it if you get caught. But if you give them reason to look, they'll find your hidden drugs.

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    beer belly.


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    I can't tell if the question is in regards to sneaking it through the gates or into the campgrounds.
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    some secrets are better left untold
    Be creative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david.sound View Post
    What we did the past couple of years is get a casket of water bottles, pull some out of the shrink wrap while leaving the shrink wrap intact, and filling them up with Vodka. Then twist the cap back on and crazy glue'ing the ring back onto the cap so it looks pristine. Then getting a sharpee and marking it somewhere so you know it's Vodka. Or if you want to make it fun you don't have to use a sharpee and just play roulette. Then put the water bottles back in the casket.

    For whiskey we used an Arizona Ice Tea jug. Play it cool and don't get caught. If you do they'll search everything. Make sure the only contraband you have is the alcohol, they'll just toss it if you get caught. But if you give them reason to look, they'll find your hidden drugs.

    Hope this helps!
    i'm sure it will help security



    Quote Originally Posted by tyles View Post
    Yes, event security check sunblock bottles. Mostly because people talk about putting alcohol in sunblock bottles on a message board of said event.
    this. you people are fucking morons. if you can't figure out how to sneak your contraband in on your own then you probably aren't smart enough to use said contraband responsibly and you deserve to have it taken away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by david.sound View Post
    What we did the past couple of years is get a casket of water bottles, pull some out of the shrink wrap while leaving the shrink wrap intact, and filling them up with Vodka. Then twist the cap back on and crazy glue'ing the ring back onto the cap so it looks pristine. Then getting a sharpee and marking it somewhere so you know it's Vodka. Or if you want to make it fun you don't have to use a sharpee and just play roulette. Then put the water bottles back in the casket.

    For whiskey we used an Arizona Ice Tea jug. Play it cool and don't get caught. If you do they'll search everything. Make sure the only contraband you have is the alcohol, they'll just toss it if you get caught. But if you give them reason to look, they'll find your hidden drugs.

    Hope this helps!
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    I'm sure the OP is talking about sneaking liquor inside the gates not just the camp grounds.

    Have a budget for drinks.

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    Sneaking in booze is for poor people. Get a fucking job and pay for it like an adult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huntingwhale View Post
    Sneaking in booze is for poor people. Get a fucking job and pay for it like an adult.
    Wrong. It's how the rich stay richer. Or the drunks stay drunker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huntingwhale View Post
    Sneaking in booze is for poor people. Get a fucking job and pay for it like an adult.
    Eat a dick, like an adult.

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    last year the sunscreen bottle worked for me all 3 days but from what it seems, that's not 100% foolproof. i guess you just have to get lucky with which particular security person checks you

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    how do we spell desperate poor people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinmc5150 View Post
    last year the sunscreen bottle worked for me all 3 days but from what it seems, that's not 100% foolproof. i guess you just have to get lucky with which particular security person checks you
    with all the idiots suggesting doing so on the forum this year, i really hope security checks every last bottle of sunscreen
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaseSensitive View Post
    Don't they make you empty your water bottles? Even if the cap is not broken?

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