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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    I just bought a mess of condoms--12 for 11.99. seems like they should be way cheaper :/
    only 12? i have like a trillion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    that reminds me of the video of the man putting his entire head in a vagina

    don't look at me like that, I didn't try and find it or anything

    lol
    ive been lookin for that video for months
    i cannot find it. if you find it and pm me the link to it i will love you forever.
    its not for me i want it tho - just to make that clear

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    Sally - Next time you're out, ask any drunk guy who owns a video mobile phone - chances are, he'll have it.
    Do you....party?

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    i used to have it
    and so did a mate or 2 - i wanted to show one of my boys it but i just cant find it. the rest of the boys wont tell me if they have it cos they'd be afraid id hurt my eyes
    they're a little protective of me....little do they know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sally Cinnamon View Post
    i used to have it
    and so did a mate or 2 - i wanted to show one of my boys it but i just cant find it. the rest of the boys wont tell me if they have it cos they'd be afraid id hurt my eyes
    they're a little protective of me....little do they know
    You mean you want to show it to your sons??!!!
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    Just to let everyone know, in case you didn't know... For free condoms, just go to a gay bar. They have them on the bar or by the door. That's just a heads up.

    And if you're broke and straight, go to a gay bar. It's nice having drinks bought for you. Try it.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky123 View Post
    You mean you want to show it to your sons??!!!
    precisely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sally Cinnamon View Post
    precisely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sally Cinnamon View Post
    lol
    ive been lookin for that video for months
    i cannot find it. if you find it and pm me the link to it i will love you forever.
    its not for me i want it tho - just to make that clear
    Be careful what you ask for, cause you just might get it.
    Just sent you a PM. That video is funny/nasty as hell.
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    Hey this is just as good as the drug topics. I'll trade anyone, I'll raise you The clap and scabies for ... Aids and Herpies. Come on someone has to trade up for these their the gifts that keep on giving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    they did come with a helpful illustrated guide though:
    Can someone clarify step 6 for me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    only 12? i have like a trillion.
    we can combine them <3

    Quote Originally Posted by FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
    can anyone clarify step 6 for me?
    oh that's when you place the the meatus over the reservoir tip of the condom in order to maximize spermicidal effect and minimize the chance of ripping
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    I have 12 condoms that I won't use. (monogamous with a clean boyfriend.) I'll bring them for whoever needs them. Do lesbians use prophylactics? I mean, none of my lesbian experiences involved prophylactics.

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