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    Cool Wish TomAz a Happy Birthday, bitches!






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    Happy Bday Tom
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    What cooking apparatus did you get for your birthday this year? Is an emulsifier a thing? Maybe a dry-aging room for cuts of meat?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Happy effing birthday you cantankerous old crank. Smooches!
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    September 20 - Skeletonwitch
    September 21 - Nails
    September 23 - The Zombies / Andy Stott
    October 2 - Beck
    October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
    October 10 - Bonobo
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    Happy Birthday, ya old prick
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    Happy birthday tom! Enjoy your day. I owe you a birthday beer.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy birthday, Tom and Stephen Sondheim!

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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Happy Birthday Tom!

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    HBD

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    Aren't you dead yet? Congrats on another year of survival.
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    Paul Simon.
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    Looking forward to seeing this song live, hopefully near your vicinity. Came up with a parody called "Uncircumcised" but I doubt I'll ever do anything with it. Just thought you ought to know.

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    Happy gofuckyourself!
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    Happy Birthday! Love you tons!

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    hey thanks everybody.

    bryan i haven't quite figured out how this works.

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Happy 52nd Birthday, Tom.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Happy birthday Tom!

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    Happy Birthday motherfucker!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Tom, i hope you felt this awesome all day and every day:



    Happy Birthday!!!

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    That might be my favorite picture ever.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy Birthday, Mister AZ

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    Just, Fuck You, that's all Fuck You!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Happy birthday, "Daddy"!! Cheers.

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    seemed like the only appropriate response for this thread
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Happy birthday Mr. AZ!
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    Happy birthday, Tom!
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    Happy birthday, Tom!

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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    HBT.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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