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    Default Re: Offer Your Harebrained Irrational Explanations for the Missing Malaysia Airlines

    Maybe those families get compensated with free tix to the movie.

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    meteorite.
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    You want harebrained and irrational? I suspect that the plane teased and led the pilots on into a dense forest and an Amber Alert hasn't been enacted yet.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Papi Piratón!

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    I like how first, "Chinese internet users" LOL at Malaysian attempts to hire a witch doctor to aid in the search and now China trolls us all with terrible photos with false leads.
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    "News" agencies trolled with 'could be' BS story.

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    Benghazi.
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    Obama has been quiet about this. I'm assuming it's because the CIA was on to the two men from Iran using fake passports. Couple that with traveling in the same body of water as the Fukishuma nuclear leak and fall out from when we nuked Hiroshima and the radiation works as a good cover for the CIA operatives. This isn't all that different from how the government disappeared all those people on the planes that crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11.

    #911insidejob #nobama2016 #wakeupsheeple

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    now we're getting somewhere!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Andaman Islands.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Offer Your Harebrained Irrational Explanations for the Missing Malaysia Airlines

    I heard that they found the wreckage and bodies but are keeping it all under wraps until they can figure out why all the passengers aged 20 years between the takeoff and crash ...

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    Hijacked according to investigators:

    http://www.latimes.com/world/worldno...#axzz2w0DugJdd
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater
    Tycho - 9/20 - Emo's
    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    I saw on Reddit that this incident has been a test run for a new and remote hacking technology that lets terrorists take over the plane without getting into the cockpit.
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    John Galt

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    It was flown to a Taliban base near Pakistan and is being retrofitted to become a giant chemical weapon that will be used in a major European city.

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    Couldn't they pool their money and buy a plane?

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    No hostages

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    http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/po...ar-using-sia68

    A lot of jargon. The guy is either onto something or on something
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    I wonder how close MH370 would have had to be to be in the 'radar shadow', and is it so close that SIA's air wake would have been an issue.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney Love the crack head
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    I'm no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick. prayers go out to the families ‪#‎MH370‬ and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they "last" tracked it 5°39'08.5"N 98°50'38.0"E but what do I know?
    http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid...en_US&refid=17

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    i think a possibly theory is to use the plan in disguise in order to detonate a nuke over a major city while in the air.

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    Remarkably, the internet does not seem to contain a picture of an airplane wearing a fake mustache.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    The painted ones didn't cut it?

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    you could tell they were fake.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Remarkably, the internet does not seem to contain a picture of an airplane wearing a fake mustache.

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    bless the www.

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    A Spirit Hood?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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