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    These are the best ! ! !

    can i borrow your waffle maker?

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    i took a dump next to the gobi stage once....nobody seem to mind beacuse james blunt was playing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SessyMary View Post
    These are the best ! ! !

    The thing I never understood is why not just use toilet paper as a seat cover.
    I can sleep in till noon anytime I want
    Though there's not many days that I do
    Gotta get up and take on that world
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    Quote Originally Posted by aen90 View Post
    i took a dump next to the gobi stage once....nobody seem to mind beacuse james blunt was playing....
    HAHAHAHAH

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    The toilets aren't bad. We usually hopped in the car and went to the grocery store in the morning for more water and a quick number 1 and 2. The portopotty in the parking lot was the most terrible thing I've ever seen though. I thought about wetting my pants instead of using it. I held it instead. Also bring TP. I have a friend who didn't and regretted it.

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    JJ will wipe your ass
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    yeah but a porta might be more enjoyable than JJ's set...

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    no wonder you guys need so much TP...

    not only do you guys wipe your asses with it, but you guys also need it for ALL the SHIT coming out of your guys' mouths!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    no wonder you guys need so much TP...

    not only do you guys wipe your asses with it, but you guys also need it for ALL the SHIT coming out of your guys' mouths!
    What the hell are you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    What the hell are you talking about?
    all everyone does on here is just talk shit about this person, or talk shit about that person... ALL the DAMN TIME!

    wheres the love?

    its funny up until a certain point, then the lines start to get blurred and before you know it, you cant tell who's joking and who's serious... and i'm sure even the person doing the shit talking begins to question whether they are joking or not...

    like the whole JJ thing... no matter what we say or do, he is STILL playing coachella... yes, he's headlining! get over it!

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    Beware of the fecal dust
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    all everyone does on here is just talk shit about this person, or talk shit about that person... ALL the DAMN TIME!

    wheres the love?

    its funny up until a certain point, then the lines start to get blurred and before you know it, you cant tell who's joking and who's serious... and i'm sure even the person doing the shit talking begins to question whether they are joking or not...

    like the whole JJ thing... no matter what we say or do, he is STILL playing coachella... yes, he's headlining! get over it!
    Dude I'm pretty sure that's every message board. JJ is just the main target on the board. Be glad it isn't you dude! Thats where the love is.

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    Heres how you deal with the port-o-shitters:

    1. Do not sit directly on the seat. Use tp or one of those seat covers if you must sit.

    2. Go to the very back of the row. The furthest shitters rarely get used if at all. I was pleasantly surprised to find that, even on Sunday, the toilets furthest back seemed like they were "untainted"

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Heres how you deal with the port-o-shitters:

    1. Do not sit directly on the seat. Use tp or one of those seat covers if you must sit.

    2. Go to the very back of the row. The furthest shitters rarely get used if at all. I was pleasantly surprised to find that, even on Sunday, the toilets furthest back seemed like they were "untainted"
    That is very true but what about the terrible fecal clouds?

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    A word of advice on the toilet situation at Coachella.

    By each brick of port-o-potties, there forms two long lines of people waiting to go to the bathroom. Do not get in either line. Go up front by the hand sanitizer stations and just walk in to the tent and go towards the back. Nice clean toilets and you don't feel like cattle baking in the sun waiting to pee. Whenever I see people waiting in line for the bathrooms, I feel bad. It is just totally unne....

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    Quote Originally Posted by msklvr View Post
    A word of advice on the toilet situation at Coachella.

    By each brick of port-o-potties, there forms two long lines of people waiting to go to the bathroom. Do not get in either line. Go up front by the hand sanitizer stations and just walk in to the tent and go towards the back. Nice clean toilets and you don't feel like cattle baking in the sun waiting to pee. Whenever I see people waiting in line for the bathrooms, I feel bad. It is just totally unne....

    Wait, shit, I'm giving away the secret!


    HA!! i know EXACTLY what you're talking about!

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    Maybe i am just a dirty fucker but i don't understand the point of toliet seat covers. I have never heard of someone catching something from a toliet seat. Seems like mild germophobia to me. Or maybe i am just a filthy bastard
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    bring your toilet covers!
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    The porto's at burning man were the best. Second I get there I decide to take a leak.. I see this 50 year old man walk into one to take care of his business and he comes back out screaming.. I walked in and the whole thing was covered in feces and blood..I screamed as well.

    It was always nice seeing naked ppl come out of the porto's as well.. Just made u feel that much cleaner.

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    Thats really scary! No wonder you ran screaming.

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    It could be worse
    You could be shitting in a hole the size of a fist and washing your ass with a waterhose like I did in Iraq.
    I know I know TMI, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    the toilets furthest back seemed like they were "untainted"
    I'm totally going to go all the back POPs and rub my taint all over them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    The toilets aren't bad. We usually hopped in the car and went to the grocery store in the morning for more water and a quick number 1 and 2. The portopotty in the parking lot was the most terrible thing I've ever seen though. I thought about wetting my pants instead of using it. I held it instead. Also bring TP. I have a friend who didn't and regretted it.
    So true those ones in the parking lot were horrible.

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    I'm bringing these so I can pee standing up



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    i gladly only had to use the bathrooms like 3 times the whole weekend.

    number 1 isn't so bad, but no. 2 is aweful, im taking imodium this year for sure, fuck that.

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    Srsly not a bad idea...i may bring these:
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    Last year after the second song of peaches i realized i had been hit with terrible diarrhea and went to the trailer bathroom the line was 10 people long. i just went to the front of the line and asked if any one had a problem of me cutting because I was not sure how much longer I could hold it. They let me. I felt bad for whoever used it next.
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    Did I hear somewhere that there will be more toilets this year?

    Edit:If so, this is the single most impressive addition to Coachella ever. More Toilets>Daft,Prince,Bjork,Radiohead,etc....
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