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    Unhappy Toilets!!

    I have never been and I have one burning question that has been bugging me. I have seen many pics of portable toilets. Are there any real toilets around? There is just something wrong about a porta potty in 100 degree weather!!!

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    Unless you have VIP passes yr shittin in the portapotties with the rest of us.

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    Yeah, there's a couple trailers of flushable toilets, with faucets and everything. Lines are disgustingly long, though. If one must take a dump, I recommend holding it all day and night until using one of these first thing each morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Yeah, there's a couple trailers of flushable toilets, with faucets and everything. Lines are disgustingly long, though.
    I never had to wait more than 2 - 3 minutes last year for the flushies. YMMV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    I never had to wait more than 2 - 3 minutes last year for the flushies. YMMV.
    Me either...which was great considering my awful hangover.
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    where are they located??

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    Empire Polo Field = Huge portapotty for Horses
    don't believe me? just do a sample soil taste....it already smells like horse shit out there...you won't notice a difference in the portapit. Actually new advances have been made in the portapit industry that can tame the gnarliest of smells. Personally i'd watch out for the semen on the TP instead of worrying about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    Personally i'd watch out for the semen on the TP instead of worrying about the smell.
    So true. Don't worry about the bathrooms too much. Usually you're so dehydrated that you only need to use it once or twice during the day.
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    I am not leaving the comfort of my rental home in Palm Springs until I release the morning log...
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    oh that's just gross...
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartelby View Post
    oh that's just gross...
    Really gross.......

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    Im sure its nothing compared to the port-a-potties they had for Stilldream. A campout up by Angel's Camp. Only a weekend thing and the toilets began literally overflowing. Bloody tampons coming out, diarrhea, everything. I am not joking. It still haunts me.
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    I just kinda do it as I walk.
    Its so hot out there that whatever you expel pretty much dries up en route to the ground.

    I care about my Earth Mother.

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    The overabundance of port-o-potties has convinced me to carry these items with me at all times:

    • a roll of toilet paper
    • toilet seat covers
    • sanitary hand wipes
    • portable light source (i.e. glowstick, etc., for night time porto use)
    I'm starving... let's get some f*ckin french toast!

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    These are the best ! ! !

    can i borrow your waffle maker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SessyMary View Post
    These are the best ! ! !

    The thing I never understood is why not just use toilet paper as a seat cover.
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    In 03 (first year of onsite camping) there was a toilet trailer between the main stage and outdoor theatre that actually had air conditioning. I was VERY early into the show both days and chilled in there for a bit and did my business before it got crowded.
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    How useful Imodium really is? Iīm thinking of taking on each morning so I just have to use my hotelīs bathroom, but does it have some side effects like stomach aches or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by el_chaman View Post
    How useful Imodium really is? Iīm thinking of taking on each morning so I just have to use my hotelīs bathroom, but does it have some side effects like stomach aches or something?
    It makes your poo turn a weird color of dark brownish/green. But it has always helped me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by el_chaman View Post
    How useful Imodium really is? Iīm thinking of taking on each morning so I just have to use my hotelīs bathroom, but does it have some side effects like stomach aches or something?
    Just have a nice, large cup of coffee when you wake up and within two hours you shall droppeth the deuce. Problem solved.

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    Actually Coachella Porto Pots are pretty decent...those guys are cleaning them pretty frequently...a superhose down

    But bring baby wipes and purell and it's all goood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    Actually Coachella Porto Pots are pretty decent...those guys are cleaning them pretty frequently...a superhose down
    One needs to use caution when making a deposit in a freshly cleaned Porto Pot. Blue water splash back is no laughing matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    One needs to use caution when making a deposit in a freshly cleaned Porto Pot. Blue water splash back is no laughing matter.
    LOL! That's why the TP is always gone so quickly. People (myself included) putting down a thick layer to avoid potential splash-back, blue water or otherwise.

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    The main porta-potties by days end will seem to be perched atop a glorious river of chocolate ala Wonkas factory or the land of Dairy Queen.

    You will be hungry and tempted to sample from this mighty chocolate river, but be warned that very little of it is chocolate and that which is has already made the rounds through the digestive systems of other individuals. Best to just keep a Twix with you instead, if you have a sweet tooth or are a fat German child.

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    I rate this post poo-riffic.

    Hovering while holding your breath is a necessary skill for chicks at Coachella.
    Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
    Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shyeviolett View Post
    I rate this post poo-riffic.

    Hovering while holding your breath is a necessary skill for chicks at Coachella.
    this is where your superior lower body strength (compared to us guys) shines. keep up them lunges & squats at gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    this is where your superior lower body strength (compared to us guys) shines. keep up them lunges & squats at gym
    Hahaha, I guess those poo-aerobics classes really do help
    Someone should jam a panda up his peehole.
    Fuck Tiesto and his overblown schtick.

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    Fortunately in my past experience I haven't had to defecate during the fest. This extended festival in the coming week looks challenging.

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    I've been in training to go #2 early in the AM. Anything to avoid crapping in the portaloos later in the day.

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    I'm glad they clean the potties, but the poo-scented dust it stirs up is awful. I remember last year approaching the toilets right around dusk when the sun reveals all the dust and whatnot floating in the air. It was like a giant cloud of fecal dust. I got the hell out of there.
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