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    Default Who's a bigger twat?

    Well?
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    In his defense I do remember there being an upsurge of black coworker on white coworker exlaxings in LA after Rodney King.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Watch it now. Morrissey better win this.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Why I am I not an option you sexist pig

    Also that is the title of my upcoming EP plz buy

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Why I am I not an option you sexist pig

    Also that is the title of my upcoming EP plz buy
    "Why I am I not?" My guess would be because you've already got the B.M.O.T.Y. Award, and no doubt, a contender for the Dumb Cunt Poll...What more do you want? A tri-fecta of some sort? Christ.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Hey Bev - you fucking dipshit - it was a joke. Which you ruined. You fucking dipshit.

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Why I am I not?" My guess would be because you've already got the B.M.O.T.Y. Award, and no doubt, a contender for the Dumb Cunt Poll...What more do you want? A tri-fecta of some sort? Christ.
    Jesus Christ. Give it up.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Is it surprising to anyone that one of the oldest people on the board is also arguably the most immature person? Constantly getting on the case of other posters for being mean, rude, etc., but -- in turn -- she resorts to calling Cara a cunt, telling people they have no balls, spreading private stuff people post in groups that are designed for people to post freely without ridicule. I could seriously keep going.

    I say this again, I used to have no problem with BD. But now I am starting to see what countless boardies have been trying to tell me for the last 4 years. Biggest Goddamn hypocrite on the board. Feeling sorry for people who don't deserve it while acting in a way that she would criticize if anyone else acting in a similar fashion.

    And then that quote on that signature line.

    "After reading those coachella posts about Ron, it almost seems like they wanted to keep him around to have fun. Most of those posters seem like giant morons anyway. It's a weird angry circle-jerk over on that dark side."

    Sounds to me like someone has located a new community to pester until they piss her off and she goes nuts on everyone.
    Last edited by GuyInTucson; 02-27-2014 at 08:18 AM.
    fuck.

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    Seriously Bev, if you hate it so much over here, why do you bother posting? If you're trying to keep some morality crusade going to teach the sheep a lesson, well, it's obviously not working. Why bother? All it does is seem to get you riled up. Why do you want that kind of irritation?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Oh, and I voted Morrissey. I dislike both. I dislike Morrissey more.
    fuck.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Morrissey doesnt have a stupid clothing line which why I pick Liam.
    Translation


    Ty Segall / Cold Beat/WAND @ GAMH 01/29/15
    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
    The Pop Group @ GAMH 03/11/15
    Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15


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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Also Bev just an FYI the word is just trifecta. No dash.

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Superfan is the correct answer
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    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    this is the toughest of calls.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    According to experts here, the winner should probably get a statue in my likeness as an award to place on their mantel.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Morrissey doesnt have a stupid clothing line which why I pick Liam.
    Interesting....

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Morrissey seems fairly intelligent, so chooses to be a twat - whereas Liam...
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Would that make a difference in whether or not my likeness was clothed or unclothed?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    This was rather easy. Morrissey compared eating meat to pedophilia, so...

    December 31 - Matthew Dear/The Sword/Pallbearer
    January 30 - Behemoth
    February 3 - Zola Jesus
    February 10 - 1349
    February 28 - A Place To Bury Strangers
    April 6 - Swans
    April 10-12 - Coachella
    April 17 - Clark/Nosaj Thing
    May 8-10 - Austin Psych Fest
    May 15-17 - Psycho California
    June 24-28 - Glastonbury

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    Liam is a douche. But Morrissey is a preachy douche, so fuck him.

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    I love Morrissey and hate him. So Morrissey.
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    A Triumphant Track Record of Twattery:

    From Rolling Stone


    Here are Morrissey's most vicious disses, bon mots and general nastiness:

    2013: Morrissey refers to David and Victoria Beckham as "The Peckhams," describes them as "insufferable" and says they should be "dragged to the edge of the village and flogged."

    2012: Morrissey links the suicide of a London nurse to the Duchess Kate Middleton. "There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering."

    2012: Morrissey has his band wear "We Hate William and Kate" shirts onstage.

    2012: In an open letter to his fan club, Morrissey rips into the "blustering jingoism" of the London Olympics, comparing the mood in the U.K. to Nazi Germany. "The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hijacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press. . . The spirit of 1939 Germany now pervades throughout media-brand Britain."

    2011: In an interview with Billboard, Morrissey calls Lady Gaga "nothing new" and says her style is "fraudulent, and the exact opposite of erotic." He also refers to Madonna as "McDonna" and says Michael Bublé is "famous and meaningless."

    2011: Of the Norway massacre in which 77 people died, Morrissey heralds to a Warsaw crowd, "That is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald's and Kentucky Fried shit every day."

    2010: Discussing animal cruelty in China, Morrissey tells The Guardian, "You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies."

    2009: Morrissey leaves the stage at Coachella, explaining "The smell of burning animals is making me sick. I can smell burning flesh . . . and I hope to God it's human."

    2002: From documentary The Importance of Being Morrissey: "Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate."

    1997: Morrissey bashes Madonna again. "Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else."

    1994: When asked about an incident in which an Australian student shot a starting pistol at the Prince of Wales, Morrissey responds, "I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place."

    1992: Morrissey knocks dance music. "It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people."

    1985: Morrissey slams the charity group Band Aid and its co-founder. "Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music."

    1984: Morrissey blasts the Cure. "Robert Smith is a whingebag."

    1984: Morrissey laments the failed assassination attempt on Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher after the Brighton hotel bombing. "The sorrow of the IRA Brighton bombing is that Thatcher escaped unscathed."


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    Default Re: Who's a bigger twat?

    Well, can't argue with his feelings circa 1992.

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    I was torn about my vote since seeing that interview with Liam about the torturous, completely inane process of making your own music video. But Morrissey is still # 1 douche.
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    I used to sort of collect Morrissey quotes, so I actually recognize of coupe of these, especially the second Madonna quote and the one about dance music. I used to think he was so witty, not the misanthropic asshole that he really is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I used to sort of collect Morrissey quotes
    No wonder you are so miserable at times.
    fuck.

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    The only good thing about Morrisey is his misanthropic rants
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well, can't argue with his feelings circa 1992.
    ARRGGH RAAWWKKK MUSIC GUITARS MANLINESS REAL INSTRUMENTS
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Much of his music isn't danceable really, but to call Richard D. James dull is to have no sense of entertainment. Here he is photographed with his primary automobile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
    A Triumphant Track Record of Twattery:
    From Rolling Stone
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    Oh wow, I've been living under a rock, apparently.

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