Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein
Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
Originally Posted by amyzzz
I got really good grades in school, but I suck at life.
Originally Posted by MotorAve
Careful, while the threats are amusingly clueless, I could probably have this whole board shut down with one phone call.
And if you really really like her and want to get to know her better tonight..........
Best playlist ever.
Originally Posted by Zafocaine
Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.
Originally Posted by SoulDischarge
Originally Posted by SepaGroove
You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.