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    Cool Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!




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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Have a great birthday Captncrzy!!!!
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    Have a great day! Miss you!
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    Happy birthday Jen!
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Happy Birthday Jen! Enjoy your day.
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    Default Re: Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Happy birthday to one of the coolest people ever!


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    Happy Birthday!

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    happy birthday. I shall sacrifice something living in your honor today.
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    Happy birthday

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    Have a great day!
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    Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!

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    Is she really 50?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    Happy Birthday Jen! Hope this evening is all that and more!
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    Is she really 50?
    The interwebs says she is 39.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Happy Birthday, Jen...

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    Happy birthday, captncrzy. My mom's is today, too. Knew there was a reason why I like you.
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    Default Re: Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Happy birthday, Capt'n!!

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    Thanks everyone. Turning 40 was just like any other day. I ate too much, drank too much, and fell off a curb and sprained my ankle.
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