Things That Will NOT Be Overheard at Coachella 2007

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"He played a ton of stuff off of The Downward Spiral."

[matsuolost]

"i cant believe maynard showed up with rage!"

[thepoetblue]

"I pooped myself the moment I saw Madonna!"

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Let's go over to the Sahara Tent where we can talk."

[matsuolost]

"im throwing away this useless bottle of water"

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Where did you get that gum?" "Oh, the port-o-john attendant gave it to me."

[gaypalmsprings]

"Delta is the best. I think I'll go buy some tickets from him."

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"We were rolling our BALLS off at Jack's Mannequin."

[x420timex]

"That riot was crazy"

[matsuolost]

"arcade fire sucked"

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"I ran into Amy Winehouse in the VIP Section and she was very well-mannered and down to earth."

[Boourns]

"Fountains of Wayne really stole the show!"

"Hurry up and play 'Roxanne!'"

"Man, the Arcade Fire sucked ass! What a boring live act!"

"Damnit, why didn't the Chili Peppers play anything off their masterpiece, Stadium Arcadium?"

"Wow, how can they afford to sell food so cheaply?"

"That's a damn good Irish Car Bomb"

[thepoetblue]

"I should eat what's in my sock right now in case they frisk us."

[joshuacashua]

"I joined the happy-campers section and now my ass hurts like hell."

[thepoetblue]

"Why are there breasts in my backpack?"

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"I should eat what's in my sock right now in case they frisk us."

That probably WILL be said.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

David Bowie sounded amazing with Arcade Fire, So Did Thom Yorke with Bjork.

[gaypalmsprings]

"Don't forget to get your hand stamped so that you can re-enter the festival."

[Boourns]

"I wish it would stop raining already, I'm freezing!"

"Man, seeing David play a surprise set in the Gobi tent yesterday was worth the price of admission alone."
"David Bowie?"
"No, David HASSELHOFF"

[awwsnappp]

"Air totally revved me up but then Rage put me to sleep."

[Alchemy]

"Those Rage fans were so well behaved during Air and Manu Chao. After both bands played their sets did you hear all of them cheering, 'Please, play an encore!!! We've waited this long for Rage, it's no bother at all to wait a little longer! Manu! Manu! Manu!'"

[thepoetblue]

"Magic Dick really tore it up on Whammer Jammer!"

[invisiblerobots]

That surprise Perry Ferrell DJ set was off the hook!

[scoop49er]

will it ever stop raining?

[Olivier]

"fortunately, i planned my trip back to LAX in advance so there's no chance i'm gonna miss my non-exchangeable, non-refundable return flight to london."

[Shyeviolett]

"Let's meet up before Daft Punk"

[thepoetblue]

Srsly.

[gaypalmsprings]

"RATM starts in 5 minutes, and there's plenty of space. Let's watch from the front row."

[Boourns]

"Thank you, we're Rage Against the Machine. And now I thought we'd break out a cover...it's from the legendary Lee Greenwood and it's called 'God Bless the USA'"

[Shyeviolett]

"Thank you, we're Rage Against the Machine. And now I thought we'd break out a cover...it's from the legendary Lee Greenwood and it's called 'God Bless the USA'"