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    Default Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must read!!!

    The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

    They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

    They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

    Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible. Help stop the rape of you and your family by spreading the word and giving this message to as many people as possible.



    Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

    When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of these chips into your body.

    Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

    Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

    Signs that this has happen to you,

    1. severe tooth pain.
    2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
    3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
    4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
    5. stomach pain, cant crap. anal pain.
    6. severe migranes

    7. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).




    things to do to annoy the police and government that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

    1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
    2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.

    3. monster energy drink.
    4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
    5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
    6. lots of bread and crapping.
    7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
    8. boiling hot showers.
    9. only eat canned food.
    10. invest in security cameras for your home.
    11. sit out in the sun, tan your skin till black or burnt.

    12. sit in a dry sauna. a lot of water.

    13. sweat as much as possible.

    14. as a last resort, if problems persists, find the point of pain on skin and cut a "v" shape on the spot where pain if coming from. please use this as a last resort.




    watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listening to every word you say.




    The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

    Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a government or police rat.

    Don't let strangers sleep over at your house. Avoid sleepover for our children.

    These same devices installed into your body create severe pain at the discretion of the police department or government agency.

    It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

    In the food you eat.

    In your tire ..............

    Watch out, be careful what you say and do.

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    This should develop nicely.
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    Finally someone tells the truth about that tooth ache I've been having. To the tanning salon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Finally someone tells the truth about that tooth ache I've been having. To the tanning salon!
    I too just figured out why my anus felt a bit loose during my morning poop - thanks, OP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
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    What if I have a loose anus AND I sweat profusely all day? Is this the government or just the result of bad decisions?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must read!!!

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Best first post ever!!

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    I kind of like it when my undercover friends drug me, put me to sleep, and install tiny microphones into my mouth and skull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Best first post ever!!
    It was friggin perfect...so awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    I kind of like it when my undercover friends drug me, put me to sleep, and install tiny microphones into my mouth and skull.
    I like the drugs and sleep, but I'll pass on the microphones.

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    In your case, I'm sure the government will, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    In your case, I'm sure the government will, too.
    "Look, Phil, we've sat through countless hundreds of hours of uneventful security camera footage and mundane conversations overheard through bugs in the potted plant, but this woman, Jesus, even I have my limits."
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I immediately thought of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.
    I feel like this is just a good rule of thumb.

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    Anyone have the sparknotes to this?
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    Oh I thought the pain was just from my boyfriend anally raping me in my sleep. Thanks, dude!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    And I thought those were hemorrhoids.
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    remember guys, lots of crapping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Oh I thought the pain was just from my boyfriend anally raping me in my sleep. Thanks, dude!
    The zzzizzle.
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    I wonder if my flatulence makes them giggle.
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    It doesn't happen as often as I'd like. :-(
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Does it ever cross your mind that your kids could pretty easily find your posts?
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    Thank you Fox News for your 1st post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    In your case, I'm sure the government will, too.
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