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    Here's the deal.
    We are two Coachella veterans and for years have been staying in the luxury safari tents. No matter how you do it, Coachella is mind-boggling experience, but safari takes you even higher. You can see all of the perks listed elsewhere on this site but in brief they include large tents with real beds and air conditioning, an air conditioned lounge with included food, a decent sized swimming pool, golf carts to and from entrances behind the stages, and a reserved pit area in front each stage.
    We would like to make it even more fun this year so we would like to invite two girls to join us and together check out the music, dance for hours, hang out, people watch, swim, and ride the ferris wheel.
    We are looking for two girls who nice, fun-loving and energetic. No strings attached. Please be from Southern California so that we would have a chance to meet once before the event and make sure that we are all compatible.
    If potentially interested and for more information, please email us at coachella4000@gmail.com and tell us something about yourself.

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    Sounds promising.
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    Amazing post! Thiz thiz thiz!

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    Oh, forgot…Weekend One

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    inb4 u gon get raped/loved tenderly/etc
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    Coachella will come out of the closet announcing it's gay. Most will applaud it while some will sell their passes.

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    What's up with all the cock blocking? They sound like reasonable, nice young men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Anal a must.

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    14 in a row = 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012a, 2012b, 2013a, 2013b, 2014a, 2014b


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    Dude, what's up with the "2 guys in safari tents looking for 2 chicks to roofie" threads?
    Like, STAHHHHP.
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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    But they have a SWIMMING POOL! Also don't forget the FERRIS WHEEL RIDE! Totally worth it! Sometimes I wish I could be a girl DAMN!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Dude, what's up with the "2 guys in safari tents looking for 2 chicks to roofie" threads?
    Like, STAHHHHP.
    lol

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    No girls who read this message board want to ride a ferris wheel or get in a swimming pool with two random scumbags, you fucking creeps.
    7/21 - !!! @ Club Congress (Tucson, AZ)
    8/23 - Galactic @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
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    If you can afford this why not just get a couple of call girls for the weekend as well?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I don't have a pass, but I do have a penis. Where do I stand in the line to claim this fantastic offer?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I don't have a pass, but I do have a penis. Where do I stand in the line to claim this fantastic offer?
    At the rear entrance.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    well

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    If you can afford this why not just get a couple of call girls for the weekend as well?
    the economy, they can't afford there normal call girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    At the rear entrance.
    YES.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Please be from Southern California so that we would have a chance to meet once before the event and make sure that we are all compatible.
    This is my favorite part.

    Translation: We want to meet you beforehand to make sure you're not ugly and/or prude. This way we can tell you to get lost before wasting our precious tent space on you.

    This dummy really thought girls would be jumping at this "generous" offer.

    The fact that he bumped the thread indicates that he got no response.

    Hey, here's a serious tip, though: Post this on Craigslist. There are plenty of girls without dignity who read that site, and are willing to sell their vaginas for entrance into Coachella and your love tent.
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paliguy View Post
    Bump
    Dude…. Seriously….
    You have better odds at just fucking yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Both passes taken.
    Thanks to all who responded.
    Happy Coachella!

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    I'm sure they were...

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