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    Default The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    This question came up over the weekend (drunk football talk of course).

    "Is it worth wearing an adult diaper to a music festival so I can watch _______ from the rail?"

    I suppose for someone that REALLY wanted to see one specific band and knew it would be a long wait, this could work. How long would you stand in your own filth to watch Muse or Arcade Fire or Outkast? Do you go to the portapottie after said headliner and just dump the diaper or wear it back to your campsite/hotel?

    The bottle option was brought up, but nobody wanted to be the guy that tries peeing in a bottle and leaving a bottle of pee on the ground, or worse, missing and peeing on somebody. How about for the ladies? Pros/Cons?
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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    It's a lot harder (if not impossible) for girls to pee in the middle of a crowd without being noticed than it is for guys.
    Still don't think it would be worth it to wear a diaper...
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    I have a friend that uses a she-wee and a bottle at festivals all the time. I could never do it, but I secretly admire her for having the "balls" to do such a thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    I have a friend that uses a she-wee and a bottle at festivals all the time. I could never do it, but I secretly admire her for having the "balls" to do such a thing.
    Whaaaaaaat? Damn, more power to her.
    Don't think I could do it...
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    I've looked over at her to ask a question and noticed that she's deep in thought or otherwise staring off into space. when I repeat the question she usually just says "hold on, I'm peeing" and I take a few steps to the side. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    I have a friend that uses a she-wee and a bottle at festivals all the time. I could never do it, but I secretly admire her for having the "balls" to do such a thing.
    intrigued. please explain.
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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    Kinda like a little funnel that women can use to pee standing up. Think sno-cone type of paper cup, hole in the bottom.

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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    I've considered one for booze but for pee/poo, gross. Usually I can sweat enough not to need to go to the Honeybuckets

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    pretty much what Steve said, except they aren't made of paper for obvious reasons and are even dishwasher safe! http://www.shewee.com

    I have a pee-mate which is pretty much the same, but I'm not very good at using it and I restrict its use to porta potties. especially now that we have segregated bathrooms! girls are gross and whenever I have to pee I can use the urinal in the porta potty instead of dealing with a nasty seat or hovering.
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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    If you don't have one of these on you at any music festival you are doing it wrong.


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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    Wait, I thought they were disposable. Eww, how do you rinse them out between uses?

    Edit: ok, p-mate is cardboard and disposable. The she wee seems extreme.
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    they have a travel case that you can put it back into. I just rinse it out with water, give it a couple shakes (more than twice is playing with yourself, right?) and then put it back in the case.

    edit: oops the one I have is a Go Girl not a p-mate. it's pretty much identical to the shewee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post
    If you don't have one of these on you at any music festival you are doing it wrong.

    How many do you go through per day?

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    I'm thinking about the diaper idea. A healthy meal wouldn't make it too bad of an idea.
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    Damn this thread has sexy written all over it. Why not take some Imodium if you refuse to shit yourself? I personally don't see a need to wear a diaper
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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    You would just shit in your underwear?

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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    I've seen this one too….


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    I religiously use pee-mates at festivals. I don't like the ones that aren't disposable because I don't want to stand around rinsing it out. I just toss it into the porta potty when I'm done, and since they are cardboard, they fold up nicely in my bag.

    At Bestival all the guys piss against the fence and the lines for the loos were often 10 deep, so I just peed with the guys. Got some weird looks.
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    Also, Richard Christie (Howard Stern Show) has talked about wearing a diaper to a Coheed and Cambria concert in great detail.
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    I seriously may wear a Depends undergarment on Saturday, since I plan to be inside the festival the moment it opens until the moment it closes - and standing at stages, holding my spot most of the time. Anyone willing to change me midday and towards the end (maybe before Muse)? I'll bring the talcum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    At Bestival all the guys piss against the fence and the lines for the loos were often 10 deep, so I just peed with the guys. Got some weird looks.
    You would fit in perfectly at Roskilde. Guys and gals peeing wherever they felt.
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    I've pissed in bottles mid convo with people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I religiously use pee-mates at festivals. I don't like the ones that aren't disposable because I don't want to stand around rinsing it out. I just toss it into the porta potty when I'm done, and since they are cardboard, they fold up nicely in my bag.

    At Bestival all the guys piss against the fence and the lines for the loos were often 10 deep, so I just peed with the guys. Got some weird looks.
    thanks for making me feel like less of a weirdo, capt. I thought I might have been alone on this. rinsing out the Go Girl isn't really that bad, to be honest. only the inside touches pee, so I just pour some water through it while I'm still in the port potty and then put it in the plastic bag and shove it back in the case. hand sanitizer or a wet wipe helps with the ickyness of the whole thing once I'm done.
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    why not go catheter?
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    You would just shit in your underwear?
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    Default Re: The Official "I've worn/want to wear a diaper to a music festival" Thread

    For guys- If you're going into the porta potty to use your "disposable urine device" anyway, whats the point? I think the point here was not going into the porta potty to pee.

    Also, whats the general consensus on the "poop tent"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    why not go catheter?
    Have you ever had a Foley (indwelling) catheter inserted?

    It's not exactly a walk in the park.

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