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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Hey kvnty, we get that your all into fisting, anuses, dark, dirty pleasures and what have you, but could you shut the fuck up about it already? We get it. We have gotten it for awhile now. You don't really need to further prove yourself.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    Hey kvnty, we get that your all into fisting, anuses, dark, dirty pleasures and what have you, but could you shut the fuck up about it already? We get it. We have gotten it for awhile now. You don't really need to further prove yourself.
    You wouldn't understand because you're UGLY and have never had SEEEEEEXXXX and you're an ENEMA and YOUR BALLS ARE UNPLEASANT and YOU'RE TOO FAT TO HAVE BLOOOOWWWJOOOOBBSSSS. You don't know how much you suck like A MAN SUCKS ON DIIIICCCKKKSSSS. No one would FIIIISSSTTT YOU because you have a DUMB RECTUM. SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    This is actually a more compelling posting style than kvnty's
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You wouldn't understand because you're UGLY and have never had SEEEEEEXXXX and you're an ENEMA and YOUR BALLS ARE UNPLEASANT and YOU'RE TOO FAT TO HAVE BLOOOOWWWJOOOOBBSSSS. You don't know how much you suck like A MAN SUCKS ON DIIIICCCKKKSSSS. No one would FIIIISSSTTT YOU because you have a DUMB RECTUM. SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
    I have either forgotten, or have never learned, what has made kvnty so angry and bitter towards the members of this board. anyway, it doesn't particularly matter, except that it has given Patrick another avenue to channel his considerable wit. Because this is Michelin-starred mockery right here.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I have either forgotten, or have never learned, what has made kvnty so angry and bitter towards the members of this board. anyway, it doesn't particularly matter, except that it has given Patrick another avenue to channel his considerable wit. Because this is Michelin-starred mockery right here.
    I don't know that any of us have learned. And I feel like before he was this all anal fisting all the time shit show he was a totally pleasant presence that I think even made me laugh a few times with moments of actual wit. But the rampant hostility seems to have been borne out of his shock (?) that not everyone was enamored with his ball gag shtick. And I suppose reacting to that by announcing over and over and over again how attractive you are and how people just wish they could fuck you or even be in your presence is a totally reasonable response for someone in their 30s.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    SoulD needs to create some aliases
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I have either forgotten, or have never learned, what has made kvnty so angry and bitter towards the members of this board. anyway, it doesn't particularly matter, except that it has given Patrick another avenue to channel his considerable wit. Because this is Michelin-starred mockery right here.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Many people are saying this was the best board awards of all time
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    2.5 stars
    I don't think you understand how Michelin stars work.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    lolololol
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    his ball gag shtick
    did you do this on purpose? 8 minutes after I made a ball gag comment to amy in another thread? ahahhahahaha
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)


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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    kvnty is just another overachieving lurker who wouldn't actually show his face to anyone he argues with on this board.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    kvnty is just another overachieving lurker who wouldn't actually show his face to anyone he argues with on this board.
    What's the point of a message board if I can't slander others anonymously?
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Can we get a group hug at the weekend 1 meetup?
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    What's the point of a message board if I can't slander others anonymously?
    This may be the most insightful thing I've ever read from you. Well done.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    I can't wait for the group hug. Now, I am titillated.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    kvnty is just a fucking annoying attention-seeking moron who I've wanted to ban for the last year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    If being an annoying attention-seeking moron is the standard, why haven't you banned everyone?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    So why not just ban him? Like Dani really gives a shit. Granted, every time I ask her to ban somebody and the reasoning behind it ends up falling short of her haughty requirements she bites my fucking head off, but I think that's just because I'm bugging her to do something. Pretty sure if you just banned annoying people, she'd never know/care.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Well that is what happens if you don't hang on the board. I didn't see a complete list but I guess I didn't win anything. I thought the thread if the year was going to win. Oh well. :....cr****
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Ron, I have a question for you:

    What the fuck are you talking about?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron, I have a question for you:

    What the fuck are you talking about?
    I thought the "ballad of" would win thread of the year. Off to Costco. cr****
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Ron, I have a question for you:

    What gives you the impression that any of us give a flying fuck about you or anything you have to say?
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I thought the "ballad of" would win thread of the year. Off to Costco. cr****
    What facts do you think you have gathered to lead you to conclude otherwise? I mean, you just said you hadn't seen the list of winners. So.. what the fuck are you talking about?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I thought the "ballad of" would win thread of the year. Off to Costco. cr****
    It did win you fucking moron.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    kvnty is just a fucking annoying attention-seeking moron who I've wanted to ban for the last year.
    Then do it, big man.

    All you little pansies can dish it out but can't take it. The hypocrisy is mind blowing, really.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    Then do it, big man.

    All you little pansies can dish it out but can't take it. The hypocrisy is mind blowing, really.
    I'm fairly certain nobody else dishes out fisting threats/promises. Maybe Amy, but most of the time people just tell her to shut the fuck up.

    And you know it'd be different if there were actually some point to your inanity. But nope, more fists, bug eyes, fat people and general boring schtick.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Don't be such a pansy, Bryan.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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