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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    I don't want aids
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Wait... How does kvnty know that bmack is a bug-eyed bitch?!
    How does he know the definition of canonize? It has nothing to do with pigs or fists
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Ok, but if Kvnty is in fact overweight, then my logic is has validity.
    Not really.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Ok, but if Kvnty is in fact overweight, then my logic is has validity.
    cloud9 nominee
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    The award is being renamed for getbetter and he is no longer eligible.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Jersey hung
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    and what may i ask is wrong with tongue-sucking each other's holes?
    that was my first reaction too.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Holy shit, didn't even know I was nominated. What was my lifetime achievement that allowed me to garner enough votes? Living this long? Or was it a pity vote in case I don't make it to next years grand event? Either way, I'll take it!

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Holy shit, didn't even know I was nominated. What was the lifetime achievement that allowed me to garner enough votes? Living this long? Or was it a pity vote in case I don't make it to next years grand event? Either way, I'll take it! Sorry I could not accept in person.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    It was for your almost-double posting skills.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Worst couple with kvnty...wow, talk about a licentious win
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Holy shit, didn't even know I was nominated. What was my lifetime achievement that allowed me to garner enough votes? Living this long? Or was it a pity vote in case I don't make it to next years grand event? Either way, I'll take it!
    I nominated you for 10 years of devoted Coachellaness, not on behalf of the Make a Wish foundation for aging hipsters.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

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    cloud9 nominee
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I don't want aids
    I'll double bag it just for your mouth and throat.
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Holy shit, didn't even know I was nominated. What was the lifetime achievement that allowed me to garner enough votes? Living this long? Or was it a pity vote in case I don't make it to next years grand event? Either way, I'll take it! Sorry I could not accept in person.
    A win is a win (insert Vin Diesel photo).

    My 2nd thought as to why I voted for you was that you’ve been even keeled over the years and will occasionally refer to your GV friend, which tells me that you will make it a point to ask for clarification when people are unsure about something. I will admit that not going this year, especially when Queens of the Stone Age are playing, made you my only choice. I’ll be thinking of you when they play this one.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    And the only reason I'm not telling the Voting Academy of Mongoloids and Nitwits to take this "award" and shove it straight up its collective asshole is because of footixy, who happens to be one of the most sincere, decent, beautiful people I've ever met. (Unlike 99.9% of you dirty cunts.)
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Did you two know each other outside of the message board, or did you link up through this?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    I thought Steve won the Lifetime Achievement Award because his death is imminent? Wasn't that the joke?
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Yeah, but I'm not going to think that way.

    My dramatic imagination has me laying a vignette in my head in which at the exact time that Queens plays that song, Steve is going into cardiac arrest in slow motion to the speed of the song.

    Again, not going to think that way. You never want to think of anything like that towards anyone.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    I am going to try and make it out for at least that set, if no new lungs by then it may be possible, but honestly hopng to have them by then and the point moot. They are the one band I have wanted to see the most in that setting since my first visit in 2004. Every year i'd ask my friend if they were playing, every year denied. Maybe I can go out live and in person, but hopefully to "Better Living Through Chemistry", or the most epic would be the final song on the setlist, "A Song for the Dead", while in the photo pit alone, like my own personal concert, right as the last note hits, Josh slings his guitar onto the mic stand, the crowd erupting behind me. Fade to black.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    And the only reason I'm not telling the Voting Academy of Mongoloids and Nitwits to take this "award" and shove it straight up its collective asshole is because of footixy, who happens to be one of the most sincere, decent, beautiful people I've ever met. (Unlike 99.9% of you dirty cunts.)
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Did you two know each other outside of the message board, or did you link up through this?
    We met through this board. Actually have met a few GREAT people through this board.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I am going to try and make it out for at least that set, if no new lungs by then it may be possible, but honestly hopng to have them by then and the point moot. They are the one band I have wanted to see the most in that setting since my first visit in 2004. Every year i'd ask my friend if they were playing, every year denied. Maybe I can go out live and in person, but hopefully to "Better Living Through Chemistry", or the most epic would be the final song on the setlist, "A Song for the Dead", while in the photo pit alone, like my own personal concert, right as the last note hits, Josh slings his guitar onto the mic stand, the crowd erupting behind me. Fade to black.
    Crowd goes ape shit.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    I didn't vote for you, Steve, but I'm glad you did win. Cheers
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Many people are saying this was the best board awards of all time
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    im not
    you are soooooooo good lookin

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    We met through this board. Actually have met a few GREAT people through this board.
    Lucky. Everyone I've met from the board has been horrible.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Hahah

    1/29 Patti Smith @ Theatre At The Ace Hotel
    2/12 Babes In Toyland @ The Roxy
    5/1 Sleater-Kinney @ The Palladium

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2013: VOTE HERE (Wed. Jan 22 @ 8 PM PST)

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXX.
    Now there's a shocker. Who'd be dumb enough to agree to have sex with your fugly ass? Or is he legally blind?
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