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    Andre 3000 will have strep throat weekend two, and sound like Prince.

    Ty Segall will take bad desert acid. We will have our meltdown of the decade, accompanied by screeching, Joplin like noises.

    Pet Shop Boys in the Sahara will initiate the largest homoerotic fuckfest in the history of man.

    Pharrell Williams will be reallllly good.

    Disclosure's walloping bass collapses the Mojave during White Noise, AlunaGeorge's Aluna decimated by debris.
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    the portapotties would be the cleanest part of the festival...

    fri- OUTKAST- The Replacements- Chromeo- AFI- Bonobo- Zedd- the Glitch Mob- Grouplove-Anthony Green-ZZ Ward-Anti-Flag- Flatbush Zombies- Crosses
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    Skrillex get a make-over.

    Official Gay Orgy is cancelled due to a dust storm.

    Golden Voice decides not to put fences around the polo fields. They are using the honor system.

    Miley Cyrus goes naked in an the Arcade Fire mosh pit.

    Rihanna does drugs on her body guard's head. Oh, that was last year. Sorry.
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    I yell "play Wonderwall asshole" at least 46 times during Beadyeye's set.

    Wonderwall is not played.
    they played wonderwall at their gig in sydney tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wazdog View Post
    they played wonderwall at their gig in sydney tonight.
    so? keep yelling it anyway just to see what happens. i mean i'd honestly feel a bit let down if Liam doesn't have a meltdown at least one of the weekends.

    on that note, does he still perform dressed like a stereotypical flasher in handcuffs?
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    Ty Segall will take bad desert acid. We will have our meltdown of the decade, accompanied by screeching, Joplin like noises.
    Absolutely no basis in fact (so well done.) Ty's only substance that he abuses is sugar. As in sucrose, not cocaine.
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    Tank tops will be banned from the festival this year

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    OutKast, The Knife and The Replacements will all be on the main but will still conflict because they will split the stage in thirds and all play at the same time. case closed everyone wins.
    I had a dream this happened. Except it was Skrillex, Justin Bieber, and Johnny Depp (WTF?) And it was awful.

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    Queens of the stone age will have special guests: Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl, and Lindsey Buckingham.. they will be half way done with their set and coachella will put a delta airlines commercial up on the projectors and start rolling credits. Josh Homme will then go backstage and put a gun to Skrillex's head and bring him out on main stage demanding for the song to go on.. Coachella will refuse and Homme will execute Skillrex infront of the entire crowd

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    I throw a shoe at Josh Homme's head. Hit him square with it. "WHO THREW THAT?! WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKFACES DID THIS?!"

    Crowd points to Skrillex.

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    Definitive list of acts most likely to feature guest appearances by Daft Punk (in order of ikelihood)
    1 The 1975
    2 Disclosure
    3 Bombay Bicycle Club
    4 Future Islands
    5 Title Fight
    6 Cajmere
    7 The Cult
    8 Chance the Rapper
    9 Gareth Emery
    10 Carbon Airways
    11 Factory Floor
    12 Rudimental
    13 Temples
    14 AlunaGeorge
    15 AFI
    16 Superchunk
    17 Caravan Palace
    18 The Dismemberment Plan
    19 Calvin Harris
    20 Solange
    21 Dillon Francis
    22 Anthony Green
    23 UZ
    24 Maceo Plex
    25 The Naked and Famous
    26 Flatbush Zombies
    27 Flight Facilities
    28 Fatboy Slim
    29 Alesso
    30 Kid Cudi
    32 Big Gigantic
    33 Surfer Blood
    34 Anti Flag
    35 DARKSIDE
    36 The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
    37 Bastille
    38 STRFKR
    39 GTA
    40 Nina Kraviz
    41 Davide Squillace
    42 Graveyard
    43 Chromeo
    44 Trombone Shorty
    45 Neutral Milk Hotel
    46 TJR
    47 Frank Turner
    48 Saints of Valory
    49 Preservation Hall Jazz Band
    50 Neko Case
    51 Deorro
    52 Woodkid
    53 Bryan Ferry
    54 The Head and the Heart
    55 Poolside
    56 Laura Mvula
    57 The Martinez Brothers
    58 Carnage
    59 Fishbone
    60 Bo Ningen
    61 Scuba
    62 Hot Since 82
    63 Showtek
    64 Krewella
    65 Sleigh Bells
    66 Grouplove
    67 Duke Dumont
    68 Gabba Gabba Heys
    69 Martin Garrix
    70 Classixx
    71 The Afghan Whigs
    72 Aeroplane
    73 Zedd
    74 GOAT
    75 Motorhead
    76 Michael Brun
    77 Shlohmo
    78 City and Colour
    79 MS MR
    80 OutKast
    81 Broken Bells
    82 Flume
    83 Nicole Moudaber
    84 John Newman
    85 Daughter
    86 Art Department
    87 Lorde
    88 The Preatures
    89 The Replacements
    90 Mako
    91 Bonobo
    92 Skrillex
    93 Queens of the Stone Age
    94 Dum Dum Girls
    95 Anna Lunoe
    96 The Magician
    97 ZZ Ward
    98 Chvrches
    99 Tom Odell
    100 Ellie Goulding


    Acts contractually impossible for Daft Punk to make a guest appearance with due to radius clause, stage size, AEG, etc..
    Ty Segall
    Waxahatchee
    Muse
    The Knife
    Makj
    Drowners
    Bicep
    DJ Falcon
    Empire of the Sun
    Unlocking the Truth
    Beck
    Warpaint
    Little Dragon
    Young and Sick
    The Toy Dolls
    J Roddy Walston and the Business
    James Vincent McMorrow
    Laurent Garnier
    Banks
    Bombino
    Bear Hands
    Wye Oak
    Dixon
    Austra
    White Lies
    Blood Orange
    Arcade Fire
    Washed Out
    Flosstradamus
    Capital Cities
    MGMT
    Duck Sauce
    Nas
    Adventure Club
    Foxygen
    Crosses
    The Bots
    Lee Burridge
    Solomun
    Guy Gerber
    RL Grime
    Pharrell Williams
    Ratking
    Girl Talk
    Foster the People
    Damian Lazarus
    Syd Arthur
    Holy Ghost!
    Pet Shop Boys
    Kate Nash
    Aloe Blacc
    Headhunterz
    The Internet
    Beady Eye
    Lana Del Rey
    Netsky
    HAIM
    Tiga
    Jhene’ Aiko
    Mogwai
    Jagwar Ma
    Bad Manners
    Galantis
    The Glitch Mob
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    Boards of Canada remixed a Beck song.
    Solange remixed a Boards of Canada song.
    Therefore, churros.
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    First 100 people to enter the grounds get free churros.

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    g love and special sauce play the beer garden stage

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    Noel Gallagher comes out during the Beady Eye set and kills Liam on stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heavy Metal Snail View Post
    Noel Gallagher comes out during the Beady Eye set and kills Liam on stage.
    This is the only way I'd watch Beady Eye.
    fuck.

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    Cam'ron to make a surprise appearance at Duck Sauce when they drop Humphrey
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    The Naked Wizard makes a guest appearance with Muse and Tazes M. Bellamy, causing Matt's soprano to hit an EVEN HIGHER octave.
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    30 Seconds to Mars is a late add but when the time slot comes up, Jared Leto appears on stage as Rayon from Dallas Buyers Club and proceeds to do a script reading with his Best-Supporting-Actor Oscar in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gam3g3ni3 View Post
    30 Seconds to Mars is a late add but when the time slot comes up, Jared Leto appears on stage as Rayon from Dallas Buyers Club and proceeds to do a script reading with his Best-Supporting-Actor Oscar in hand.
    I don't think they're even going to be booked. Jared Leto will just show up like that on stage during the Skrillex show and steal his thunder.

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    Noel Gallagher comes out during the Beady Eye set and kills Liam on stage.
    I will endorse this.

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