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    sit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Why would you let yellow water in a hotel make it so you have no interest to watch the best athletes in the world compete?
    It's not so much the yellow water as it is the whole killing of the stray dogs and the anti gay rights stance.
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    Apparently the Orcas they captured for the opening ceremony are now missing
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    Using orcas in the Opening Ceremony would have been peak trolling of the activists already outraged by the shooting of stray dogs.
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    sit
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    twerking while eating a quesadilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Using orcas in the Opening Ceremony would have been peak trolling of the activists already outraged by the shooting of stray dogs.
    Them going missing isn't worse?
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    Objectively it's way worse, but now you won't have a TV moment that everyone can tweet their outrage over.
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    Missing my ass. They got sent to Siberia for reconditioning.
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    How the hell do whales just go missing?
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    Their conditions cause them to expire, and no one wants to admit that happened, so "missing" is the proposed excuse?
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    Sochi Sushi.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
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    I mean, at least between the dogs and the whales no one will go hungry despite the horror of delayed yogurt shipments.
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    The lone Mexican entrant has offered to eat all the perros con salsa y tortillas.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    How the hell do whales just go missing?
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    April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I mean, at least between the dogs and the whales no one will go hungry despite the horror of delayed yogurt shipments.
    So that meat on a stick from the street vendor guy is legit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    "Have they been smuggled to China?" is different from "They have been smuggled to China."
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    Hey maybe the whales were just trying to get away from the brown water.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Gotta nuke somethin'.
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    The IOC should be fucking embarrassed. They threatened Athens for years with taking their 04 games away, and Sochi is 100x worse....should never have been awarded the games.

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    Dmitry Kozak, the deputy prime minister responsible for the Olympic preparations, reflected the view held among many Russian officials that some Western visitors are deliberately trying to sabotage Sochi's big debut out of bias against Russia. "We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day," he said. An aide then pulled a reporter away before Mr. Kozak could be questioned further on surveillance in hotel rooms.
    also the women's downhill trials have been halted because the final jump was too dangerous. This was unknown because the 'forerunners' weren't able to reach the speeds the Olympians did. One Olympian injured both knees on the final jump.
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    I love this:

    "We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day," said Dmitry Kozak, the deputy prime minister in charge of Olympic preparation, claiming that Western guests have been trying to sabotage the event.
    Gotta love the Russians: "all of these stories about our poor infrastructure are overblown, and we can prove it because we have surveillance footage of the showers."
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    "We've put 100,000 guests in rooms and only gotten 103 registered complaints and every one of those is being taken care of," he said.
    In other words, 103 hotel reservations have just opened up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I love this:



    Gotta love the Russians: "all of these stories about our poor infrastructure are overblown, and we can prove it because we have surveillance footage of the showers."
    Ohhhh so creepy!
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    Who's excited for some curling??? I know I am!

    Also: "don't touch the kids"?

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