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    I had TWO child molesters exposed. TWO. And mine didn't volunteer themselves like that idjit.
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    Technically it was one molester and one child-porn peddler, right? Unless emtgreg also touched kids and I missed that part of the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Everyone I know that saw him regretted doing so. Also see this thread http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...ez#post2733425
    God, fuck off.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Technically it was one molester and one child-porn peddler, right? Unless emtgreg also touched kids and I missed that part of the story.
    Umm... I mean call it a generalization... but I don't believe in this mythological beast "The Child Porn Distributor Who Has Never Fucked A Kid." Except for the fact that Greg was so goddamn ugly and socially inept that even the easiest of teenage girls--Kylie, for example--didn't bone him.

    (sorry, Kylie)
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I had TWO child molesters exposed. TWO. And mine didn't volunteer themselves like that idjit.
    It doesn't take much to get child molesters to expose themselves. AMIRITE!
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    It was discovered that nbvwes/nbvcide was or is a sex offender, and it had to do with banging an underage girl.
    The age difference here was under a year, if I'm not mistaken.

    Is there any possibility of me winning the Most Likely to Die award again? Would that then serve as more of a public service announcement, or a testament to the viability of long-term drug abuse?
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    I think repeat winners is fine, but you haven't been posting much. You need to prove you're in a death spiral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Literally everything involved in exposing this would be so far beyond NSFW.. you might need to look into finding a new career if I post the evidence.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    The age difference here was under a year, if I'm not mistaken.
    I have absolutely no reason to believe that Wes is being honest about the details of his conviction, and every reason (meeting him) to feel he's a total creep who is probably fudging the details a bit. You coming in to explain that he tells a different story does absolutely nothing.

    I suggest a category for Most Likely To Get Slapped Around Like A Bitch Two Years In A Row Cause He's Too Goddamn Stupid To Learn His Lesson.

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    Nick O

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    who got slapped?

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    My ass.

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    Dead horse - M83 tour dates
    Arcade Fire 10/29 @ The Capital Building
    Arcade Fire 10/31 @ The Palladium
    Two Door Cinema Club 11/1 @ The Fox
    Father John Misty 11/2 @ The Wiltern
    Day of the Dead 11/2&3 @ LA Historic Park
    The Head and the Heart 12/7 @ The Wiltern
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    best daft punk rumor. or worst. I'm not sure which would be a more interesting award.

    best guedita provocateur.

    best suprefan substitute.

    maybe we should have a lifetime achievement award. one of those "sorry we never gave you any awards your entire life but we want you to feel special for sticking it out" consolation prizes. maybe we haven't been doing awards long enough for that.

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    The Go The Fuck Away Already Please Just I Fucking Can't Anymore Fuck Everything Award For Consistency In Making The Board A Worse Place In Which To Post.
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    Worst poster in the rumors section? 3-way tie between Moto Rave, zafo, mrhand.

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    Band/Artists That Causes The Most Arguments
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    There will be a lifetime achievement award. Winners thus far, I believe, were supre and, in a disgusting display of sycophantism, psychic friend.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I'm happy to announce roughly 1% of all of your suggestions will actually be categories.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Fap fap fap
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I suggest a category for Most Likely Male to Have Tasted My Semen Before. And you won! Factual information.

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    The annual, terrible late December return of Devin the Dude.
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    serious poster is serious

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    I won, but literally no other human in the world is even eligible, sadly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker113 View Post
    best daft punk rumor. or worst. I'm not sure which would be a more interesting award.
    How would you tell the difference?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I won, but literally no other human in the world is even eligible, sadly.
    Well yeah, because the award clearly states "male". We're not counting the mouth you tasted it out of.

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    Kahaha for "Best Bullying of Bullies"
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    ^ someone's got a crush
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    So when is this happening?

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