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    I'm in! can you fix me and mack up? I'd prefer a penis pic over acid.

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    Mario I'll send you a pic of my penis on ACID


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    Head. Explodes.

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    Well, I'm a fan of wieners.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I guess I only sent over my email address, I don't see where I completed the survey yet - so allow me to retort:


    1) What is your favorite color?

    Green, you know what I mean?


    2) What is your T-shirt size?

    No T-shirts, please. I have so many already that I could clothe my city for a week.


    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?

    As Portlandia says, "Put a bird on it."


    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?

    Something Norwegian. Doesn't even have to be Black Metal.


    5) What movies do you like?

    Kung Fu, Tarantino, Bollywood shoot-em-ups. The crazier the better.


    6) What eating establishments do you like?

    Anything with beer and bacon.


    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?


    Anything with beer and bacon.



    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in


    Anything with beer and bacon.


    9) What are your sports teams?


    Anything with b... oh! I'd consider myself a fan of all teams Cincinnati, for better or for worse.


    10) What else do you want Santa to know?


    I've been good this year, but let's be reasonable... no solid gold crack pipes again.
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    i had better get this done considering i bumped the motherfucker...


    1) What is your favorite color?

    i'm going to go with black

    2) What is your T-shirt size?

    L

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?

    i'm a cat person. i just adopted two little kittens little more than a month ago (one calico, one black)

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?

    radiohead, pearl jam, anything w/ maynard james keenan. i (mostly) trust your judgment

    5) What movies do you like?

    i'll watch almost any movie. i enjoy them based on their individual (de)merits

    6) What eating establishments do you like?

    since i live in the heartland, BIG national chains work the best

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?

    let's go for fairly healthy here. you know what's bad for you and what's not

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in

    love to read. LOVE IT. seriously, i read some of the trashiest books just for something to read

    9) What are your sports teams?

    atlanta braves first and foremost. followed by a distant second, kstate wildcats.

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?

    give from the heart. and if you can't do that, i do accept cash
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    We're way down in participation from last year. Ya'll broke or something?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    this past year has seemed more hostile than normal.

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    Maybe it's your stupid trolling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    single handedly causing board-wide hostility. You should be stronger people.

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    Yes, the problem is "board-wide" and not with you. Lord grant us the strength to find humor in unfunny trolling.
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Out this year, but if you all want, for everyone that is answering the questionnaire, I can submit your name into a drawing for a chance to win a small container of cookies. These are not "special" cookies. Just homemade cookies. Jason (nosurprises) can vouch for them.
    I'll be picking the winner(s) of the cookie raffle tomorrow. If you do not want cookies, just let me know.

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    Anyone else want in on the SS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    1) What is your favorite color?
    Crayola Indian Red

    2) What is your T-shirt size?
    Never-nude

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?
    jaguarundi

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?
    Preferably some band youíve never heard of

    5) What movies do you like?
    French New Wave

    6) What eating establishments do you like?
    The one Flo worked at or Tomís Restaurant or Central Perk

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?
    I like weird licorice and candy from European countries (including any Soviet bloc countries)

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in
    Yoga moves named after meditative animals

    9) What are your sports teams?
    Vikings. Liverpool. Knicks. Providence. Jets.

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?
    I like weird guitar pedals.
    You can have a gander at my vinyl wish list:

    http://www.discogs.com/wantlist?user=buggg
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    QUESTIONNAIRE: (Please copy and paste into a post of your own, and answer the questions as best you can).

    1) What is your favorite color?
    Anything, but pink.

    2) What is your T-shirt size?
    Men's medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?
    I like dogs... the avatar is my partner in crime. Otherwise I'm a horse racing nut

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?
    I don't need anything specifically, but I'm always good with free mix cds. Any genre accepted. I'm usually the last to know about neato new music, so feel free to tip me off to something CD style.

    5) What movies do you like?

    6) What eating establishments do you like?
    Famous Dave's and Green Mill are good local chains, Wendys, Sonic and DQ are good fast food options.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?
    Nuts, Peanuts, Cashews, Mixed nuts.

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in

    9) What are your sports teams?
    Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves, Gophers (if anyone could find that Red Sox hat that Allen Iverson wore when he did his "We Talkin' 'Bout Practice" rant), I'd pay you back lol.

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?
    I'm boring, low-maintenance, just send me a mix CD. I'll thank you with beers at the fest weekend 1
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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiopadp7791 View Post
    QUESTIONNAIRE: (Please copy and paste into a post of your own, and answer the questions as best you can).

    1) What is your favorite color?
    Anything, but pink.

    2) What is your T-shirt size?
    Men's medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?
    I like dogs... the avatar is my partner in crime. Otherwise I'm a horse racing nut

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?
    I don't need anything specifically, but I'm always good with free mix cds. Any genre accepted. I'm usually the last to know about neato new music, so feel free to tip me off to something CD style.

    5) What movies do you like?

    6) What eating establishments do you like?
    Famous Dave's and Green Mill are good local chains, Wendys, Sonic and DQ are good fast food options.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?
    Nuts, Peanuts, Cashews, Mixed nuts.

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in

    9) What are your sports teams?
    Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves, Gophers (if anyone could find that Red Sox hat that Allen Iverson wore when he did his "We Talkin' 'Bout Practice" rant), I'd pay you back lol.

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?
    I'm boring, low-maintenance, just send me a mix CD. I'll thank you with beers at the fest weekend 1
    I believe this is a step in the right direction for you Pete


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    Whoa. A sign in from the Bug.

    Last call, bitchezzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa View Post
    I believe this is a step in the right direction for you Pete

    I'd wear it
    If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased... -Kanye West
    Jamiroquai 2015 please.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    Stay tuned for assignments.

    Also, Gunz, I still need your address.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I emailed it to you.

    I'll send it again.

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    You didn't include the space number of your trailer.
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    COOKIES!

    I threw everyone's name into a box and had Cara randomly pick the winners.
    The winners of the Cookie Raffle are....

    Caeden and KoryP!

    Please PM me your address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    COOKIES!

    I threw everyone's name into a box and had Cara randomly pick the winners.
    The winners of the Cookie Raffle are....

    Caeden and KoryP!

    Please PM me your address.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    COOKIES!

    I threw everyone's name into a box and had Cara randomly pick the winners.
    The winners of the Cookie Raffle are....

    Caeden and KoryP!

    Please PM me your address.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I do also make snicker doodles. You can just put both cookies in your mouth at the same time.

    Hmmm... Maybe this is the year I try something new.
    No doubt that Cara can take more then two cookies at once... can you maybe try making them bigger?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    No doubt that Cara can take more then two cookies at once... can you maybe try making them bigger?
    Oh, and don't forget to dip them in Ranch dressing!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Got my email! Thanks for coordinating this yet again captn.

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    I'm super excited! I know exactly what I'm going to do for my person, and I think (s)he will love it.
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    Thanks again for this. I'm excited, gonna get it done by the weekend.
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    Me too! Been googling for ideas! This is going to be fun.
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