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    No ATP style curation this year. Assignments will be random and you will not know who your Santa is until your gift arrives. If you absolutely don't want to be assigned to someone (maybe because you're friends with them IRL), let me know in the email.


    1) Answer the questions below and post them. Your Santa will refer back to your post when he/she is trying to figure out what to get you.

    2) Send an email to: captncrzy@yahoo.com with your FULL NAME AND ADDRESS and BORED NAME.

    3) Your Santa assignment will be sent to you on WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27 (in time for Black Friday). Once you discover who you are going to be Santa for, just check this thread to see what that person likes. DO NOT POST WHO YOU WILL BE A SANTA FOR.

    4) Buy a gift accordingly and ship it NO LATER THAN DECEMBER 15. Keep your gift in the $20 range. Be creative! See the awesomeness in past threads.

    5) Don't be an asshole. If you sign up, don't leave someone hanging. Seriously.

    6) No n00bs. Sorry. Nothing dickish intended; if we’re going to be handing out other people’s names and addresses, we sort of need to know you. You must either a) have a post count of 500 b) have a member vouch for you.


    QUESTIONNAIRE: (Please copy and paste into a post of your own, and answer the questions as best you can).


    1) What is your favorite color?

    2) What is your T-shirt size?

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?

    5) What movies do you like?

    6) What eating establishments do you like?

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in

    9) What are your sports teams?

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?


    Merry Christmas.
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    You've had the same questions for many holiday seasons. You need to ask questions about sexual habits, metal deficiencies, and what is their favorite animated gif and/or awkward family photo.
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    You can offer that up on the last question, amyzzz
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    I'm deficient in gold. I just don't have enough gold in my life. I aim to be like Mr. T.

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    1) What is your favorite color? Brown (earth tones)

    2) What is your T-shirt size? Large/x-large

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? Dragons

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? IAMX or Placebo

    5) What movies do you like? Aliens, Star Wars, Nightmare on Elm Street

    6) What eating establishments do you like? have been eating a lot of Flame Broiler lately.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Almonds and diet soda (I know...i'm rotting my insides)

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in. spending too much time on this message board, going to shows, shopping for music.

    9) What are your sports teams? any where the men are naked and dirty

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? just be creative. I've received coloring books, cthulu ornaments, old Clueless novels, a dragon stash box, an IAMX bootleg, a bag of almonds (can't remember what else at the moment) and I've loved them all. Favorite time of the year on the board when I start seeing people post all their gifts.
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    4/9 The Knife@Fox Pomona - Coachella W1 - 4/15 Bonobo@Glass House - 4/16 Little Dragon@Pappy's - Coachella W2 - 4/25 Dillinger Escape Plan@Glass House - 5/1 The Horrors@First Unitarian Church - 6/28 Robyn/Royksopp@Bill Graham

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    No ATP style curation this year. Assignments will be random and you will not know who your Santa is until your gift arrives. If you absolutely don't want to be assigned to someone (maybe because you're friends with them IRL), let me know in the email.


    2) Send an email to: captncrzy@yahoo.com with your FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.


    Merry Christmas.
    and boardname?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Which healthcare provider will euthanize you the fastest as a service to society?
    4/9 The Knife@Fox Pomona - Coachella W1 - 4/15 Bonobo@Glass House - 4/16 Little Dragon@Pappy's - Coachella W2 - 4/25 Dillinger Escape Plan@Glass House - 5/1 The Horrors@First Unitarian Church - 6/28 Robyn/Royksopp@Bill Graham

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    I'm feeling quite grinch-y, so I'll be debating for a bit if I want to participate or not.

    Though, I do plan on spending Thanksgiving weekend on baking homemade cookies...
    Last edited by Robin; 11-11-2013 at 07:49 AM.

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    1) What is your favorite color? blue, green.

    2) What is your T-shirt size? medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? pelican.

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? this is hard, because i like so many bands and labels, but I never really get merch. I like ghostly international's little ghost image.

    5) What movies do you like? pass

    6) What eating establishments do you like? EUREKA BURGER. HOMEROOM MAC N CHEESE.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Cheese. I tend to like young cheese moreso than aged. But yeah, cheese.

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in? I'm starting to cook more, and I realized the other day that I don't have cooking tongs.

    9) What are your sports teams? pass

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? I don't eat chocolate.
    Last edited by guedita; 11-11-2013 at 09:57 AM.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    QUESTIONNAIRE: (Please copy and paste into a post of your own, and answer the questions as best you can).


    1) What is your favorite color?

    orange, rainbow

    2) What is your T-shirt size?

    medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)?

    dinosaur

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?
    ben folds five, fiona apple, nin, radiohead

    5) What movies do you like?

    tombstone, star wars, rushmore, clueless

    6) What eating establishments do you like?

    the kinds that serve lagers, meat oriented

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like?

    please don't send me food. i don't want anything to melt or go bad

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in

    school, dancing, hula-hooping, walking, going to shows, baking (sur la table holla)

    9) What are your sports teams?

    i don't have a sports team

    10) What else do you want Santa to know?

    i collect vintage lunchboxes and sweater guards
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    Also, Ivy needs new rain boots, since hers are rotting in my Civic.
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    1) What is your favorite color? earthy browns, greens, deep oranges/reds

    2) What is your T-shirt size? medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? baby tiger. elephants. my cats Tweek and Sprags.

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? Radiohead, Atoms For Peace, Moderat, Portishead, Blondes, Boards of Canada. Vinyl is welcome (do not have anything by Laurel Halo, ASC/anything on Auxiliary, Dauwd, Sigur Ros)

    5) What movies do you like? Upstream Color, Jackie Brown, The Descendants

    6) What eating establishments do you like? sushi, pho

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? trying to quit the candy and snacking but I try to get GF snacks. Anything cooking related would be appreciated. Oils, vinegars, spices, etc

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in - I cook a lot at home, eat a lot, read a lot about food/new recipes, try to stay caught up with movies, listen to music, work out and indulge in trashy tv while on the elliptical

    9) What are your sports teams? n/a

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? I like decorative items - wood carvings, things with beads, bohemian style stuff, scarves, anything calming (oils, candles)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    1) What is your favorite color? blue, green.

    2) What is your T-shirt size? medium

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? pelican.

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? this is hard, because i like so many bands and labels, but I never really get merch. I like ghostly international's little ghost image.

    5) What movies do you like? pass

    6) What eating establishments do you like? EUREKA BURGER.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Cheese. I tend to like young cheese moreso than aged. But yeah, cheese.

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in? I'm starting to cook more, and I realized the other day that I don't have cooking tongs.

    9) What are your sports teams? pass

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? I don't eat chocolate.
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    1) What is your favorite color? orange & purple

    2) What is your T-shirt size? men's small, women's large

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? I don't like animals on things.

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? Madonna, Jamiroquai, Arcade Fire

    5) What movies do you like? Any 90's movie with Christian Slater, I would love a DVD copy of Some Like It Hot or Casablanca.

    6) What eating establishments do you like? Fast Food- McDonald's or In 'N Out, otherwise 7/11 is awesome, Restaurant- a gift card to SUR in LA.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Candy - any Willy Wonka brand candy, Snacks - cheese, crackers, and salami

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in? Legal - bikes, movies, photography, Illegal - that'll have to be a PM

    9) What are your sports teams? World Cup '14


    10) What else do you want Santa to know? There's not much on here y'all don't know.


    Merry Christmas.
    Last edited by algunz; 11-11-2013 at 10:05 AM.

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    Okay, I'm in this year.

    1) I want Ketamine.

    2) See one.

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    1) What is your favorite color? Purple, gold

    2) What is your T-shirt size? XL

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? Unicorns

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? Rufus Wainwright, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk

    5) What movies do you like? old black & white ones

    6) What eating establishments do you like? Del Taco, McDonalds, Subway

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Dark chocolate, chocolate mint

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in? NASCAR, baby! Jeff Gordon #24.

    9) What are your sports teams? Detroit Tigers, Northwestern Univ Wildcats, Univ of Wyoming Cowboys

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? I like sparkly things, disco music, gay stuff
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    I'm connected with a veterinarian.
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    FINALLY, marooko proves himself to be useful and interesting.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Well.... Useful, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    FINALLY, marooko proves himself to be useful and interesting.
    except I'd die before I hooked you up in any way.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    So, what are you waiting for?

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    that was good.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    1) What is your favorite color? black

    2) What is your T-shirt size? XXL

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? Does Xenu count?

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose?
    I am especially fond of vinyl (what I already have) and any non-traditional merch items. As for bands, Nisennenmondai, Chvrches, Chelsea Wolfe, Boris, Pulp, Warpaint

    5) What movies do you like? I already own or Netflix most of my favorites.

    6) What eating establishments do you like?In n Out, The Counter, Messhall, anywhere with good burgers and beer

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? acid, mushrooms, beer

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in Going to more gigs than I should, spending too much time on the computer, reading, walking, and am trying to cook more.

    9) What are your sports teams? don't really keep up with sports anymore

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? I'm the Lindbergh baby.
    4/8 Summer Camp @ Echo, 4/11-13 Coachella, 4/17 SISU, Dum Dum Girls @ Roxy, 4/27 Ghost B.C. @ Fonda, 4/30 Mono @ Troubadour, 5/3 I Break Horses @ Bootleg Theater, 5/28-6/1 Primavera Sound, 6/4 Nisennenmondai @ Jazzhouse, 6/18-22 Sled Island

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    1) What is your favorite color? Black. Like my heart.

    2) What is your T-shirt size? XL, but I'm gunning for XXXL! (Not really)

    3) What is your favorite animal (if you want something with an animal on it)? I'm not too interested in things with animals on them unless the animals are really metal and hardcore. You know, like giraffes. They can headbang pretty well, I'd bet.

    4) If you would like to receive band merchandise, which band would you choose? I am a record collector, in case you didn't know, and would always appreciate something I didn't already have. What do you have, you ask? Well, I can show you, oh Santa! I also don't own any Slayer merch, which seems kind of ridiculous.

    5) What movies do you like? I've got Netflix and make it to the theatre every once in awhile, so probably don't need to build an even bigger movie collection. Thanks though.

    6) What eating establishments do you like? Ones that serve beer, especially craft beer.

    7) What kinds of candy/snack foods do you like? Ham and jerky.

    8) What sorts of activities do you engage in? Attending concerts, hiking, reading

    9) What are your sports teams? UCLA and the Dodgers

    10) What else do you want Santa to know? ​If you could get me Joanna Newsom, I'd be happy with that.
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    What if I make 388 posts today, then can I join in?

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    You can join if someone around here vouches that you really exist and will send presents and stuff.
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    I'll join if you rig it so that I get Marooko.
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    I'll play if that's the case.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Okay, we're in if we get each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I'll join if you rig it so that I get Marooko.
    That I can do
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