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    Perhaps I should venture beyond Upcoming Shows once in awhile... Unless someone will continue to summarize in one place all the insane things creepy board members post.
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    This picnic basket is nearly as large as Suzy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    Did Bev make that?
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    No. I got a pro on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Did Bev make that?
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    Did Ron fuck one of Sarah Mclachlan's abused labradors or is that supposed to be symbolic?

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    Don't question the pro.
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    I wish ron would either go away or just make that his avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    Did Ron fuck one of Sarah Mclachlan's abused labradors or is that supposed to be symbolic?
    I think he found amusement in the sombrero.
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    how do we honestly know whether or not he fucked a labrador? his admittance to banging little girls in mexico could just be just the tip of the iceburg, so i wouldn't necessarily leave labradors out of the equation. although that is more of a ZZZ thing, they are about the same level of blather here on the board.
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    The real question is when are we going to get Amy fucked by Ron's ugly dog and Amy's ugly kids fucked by Ron?
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    lololol
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    maybe they'll have a holiday get together. we all know how cr*** loves to travel.
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    U really must be board... cr****
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    Almost as board as you are a pedophile.
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    This is a message board, yes.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    This was entertaining. Well done, everyone.
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    and alas, passive has awoken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    U really must be board... cr****
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    My back is killing me. It's like I slept on a bored last night.
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    really digging this band Boreds of Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    really digging this band Boreds of Canada.
    This is what I've actually called them for years because it just fits better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    This is what I've actually called them for years because it just fits better.
    Amirite?
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    We need to get a Johnny Cash imitation to sing The Ballad Of Cr****.

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    That is a work of art.
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