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    Ron so if murder was legal in Mexico would that make it ok for you to kill someone there?

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    No, we could take him up on the morals of killing someone, but we'd have to take it up with Mexico on the legality.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    During lunch? Was it happy hour?

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    every hour is happy hour in a TJ brothel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    "No one is forcing me to do this. I do it to feed my family because if I didn't, they would die."
    and then I threw it in her
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    Ron so if murder was legal in Mexico would that make it ok for you to kill someone there?
    This is an example why your post is so stupid. It's called convoluted logic. It's how people that have no clue what to say use stupid statements just to be a part of a conversation.

    Why are fire engines red? 6 + 6 is 12. 12" is a ruler. Queen Elisabeth was a ruler. The QE was also a ship. Ships are in the oceans. Oceans have fish. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire engines are always "Rushing" thus they are red.
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    ... I don't even know that that needs replying to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Why are fire engines red? 6 + 6 is 12. 12" is a ruler. Queen Elisabeth was a ruler. The QE was also a ship. Ships are in the oceans. Oceans have fish. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire engines are always "Rushing" thus they are red.

    this about sums it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    not to defend this horrible poster, but is being from Mexico supposed to be an insult?
    Well, I mean... it's kinda implied.
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    1st
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    Ron, serious question: You said you've done this several times, ever while you were in a relationship?

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    Ron, serious question: which was the best of the five whores and why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    This is an example why your post is so stupid. It's called convoluted logic..
    It's YOUR logic, you fucking asshole. You boasted that since prostitution is legal there,nits ok that you did what you did. Again, YOUR WORDS.

    kill yourself.
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    Goddammit Jen. We were just going to leave it there. In its beauty.
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    Don't worry. A) he won't get it anyway and b) he is sure to post something equally stupid within the next few minutes.
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    we actually are hoping for something stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post

    BTW, since I do have daughters, I asked one of the girls why she did what she does. "No one is forcing me to do this. I do it to feed my family because if I didn't, they would die." Who know if she would be doing prostitution in different circumstances but it is how some people survive.
    There is NO WAY this conversation ever happened!

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    Wanting to do something to keep a loved one from dying doesn't sound like a choice to me. That would pretty much be the definition of forced. It was the one option she had, eliminating the opportunity for choice. Why not just give the kid some money without the fucking, Ron?

    If you had nothing, were starving to death, would you allow your daughter to fuck old men so you could live, Ron?
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    There is NO WAY this conversation ever happened!

    unless ****ron learned conversational espanol all of a sudden
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Wanting to do something to keep a loved one from dying doesn't sound like a choice to me. That would pretty much be the definition of forced. It was the one option she had, eliminates the opportunity for choice. Why not just give the kid some money without the fucking, Ron?
    what... and waste a perfectly good viagara?

    You are so obtuse Steve
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Why not just give the kid some money without the fucking, Ron?
    cr**** doesn't give money without the kid fucking
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    Hey I have two kids. I am one of the good people according to Ronald McFondled.

    And I backpacked through Europe for 3 months. Hello world view!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    unless ****ron learned conversational espanol all of a sudden
    You are not giving the girls any credit for even being able to talk, even in English. People aren't as stupid as some people here. Here this should make you mad all over again. I opened my mail from last week and I got another (feds) raise again. You guys just gave me a raise and now I can sit on my skinny ass, making over 60k, while I argue with the kids.....Thanks to all of you that pay any taxes. cr****
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    And while lambasting Patrick for being a "free-loader!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    You are not giving the girls any credit
    Cash only, gringo

    And how could they talk with your old dick in their mouths? Not like you were paying them to talk anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I opened my mail from last week and I got another (feds) raise again. You guys just gave me a raise and now I can sit on my skinny ass, making over 60k, while I argue with the kids.....Thanks to all of you that pay any taxes. cr****

    CONGRATS ****RON !!!! BJs on you Bro !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Why not just give the kid some money without the fucking, Ron?
    Because that would make them the thing he hates the most, freeloaders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Why are fire engines red? 6 + 6 is 12. 12" is a ruler. Queen Elisabeth was a ruler. The QE was also a ship. Ships are in the oceans. Oceans have fish. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire engines are always "Rushing" thus they are red.
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    i earned my retirement. If you ever get there, just say no, I don't want it. Gunz, they can talk. You could talk or do anything you wanted for 20 minutes except no kissing at all. Sort of odd I thought but I tried to make it a bit more personal. No I don't like freeloaders. Over the past few years I have supported two families, and multiple singles. I expected and got nothing from it except knowing I helped some people. I don't have to justify anything to the board but I did want to post my side of the story. I didn't realize this was a god fearing bunch that doesn't do anything of ? No drugs, no sex outside of marriage, etc ..........cr****
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    Ron: Please come to Coachella weekend 1. Please, please, please. I would really like to tell you to your face, in person, man to man, what a worthless piece of shit you are. If you have "Susy" there with you, I will tell her too. It will probably make her cry. Does she know about the mexican whores? I hope not, I would love to be the one to break the news to her.
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