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    "I fucked teenage prostitutes, no jk lol guys it's the internet, you get the funny joke? Hahaha lets smoke all the pots."
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    The best part is that his first defense was the "just the internet, you shouldn't have believed it" nonsense defense. THEN, he moved to the "you know, I actually took the time to talk to them, get their story, ask them questions about who they are" defense. EQUALLY ABSURD.

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    Have we discounted the possibility that cr**** is a Faulknerian genius? Maybe his whole idiot manchild persona here over the last several years -- leading up to this shifting narrative about sexual abuse and the very nature of truth itself -- is just him writing in his Benjy Compson character?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    While I doubt the level of his genius, I wouldn't be surprised if Ron's mother was a fish. Or at least, he thought she was.
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    So what we're saying is Ron got a Hispanic Dewey Dell pregnant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Have we discounted the possibility that cr**** is a Faulknerian genius? Maybe his whole idiot manchild persona here over the last several years -- leading up to this shifting narrative about sexual abuse and the very nature of truth itself -- is just him writing in his Benjy Compson character?
    I'm going with this for my own self comfort.
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    Excited to see Bev's Yoknapatawphass wordplay.

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    She's more of a Bukowski. Or a Burroughs character at least.
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    She's got the rough intelligence of Steely Dan, that's for sure.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    We are closer than I say but no Gunz is the babe here. I've done a lot and I should be shot for what I have done. Fucking underage gals. That's Mexico but that doesn't make it right. Japan and Europe was different cux I was the underage kid As always day in a life.. cr***
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK View Post
    Fucking pervert
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Incoherent=GT can't read English
    Ron accusing someone of being incoherent is the kind of irony that creates black holes.
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    Ron hates black holes.

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    Black + hole = bad gravity
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    Brown holes, though...
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    Wait, brown holes? How much?!
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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