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    Gather round children, and let us sing you a song, of a grizzled fornicator of underage Mexican prostitutes, named Colorado Ron. This has undoubtedly been beaten to death by now, but I feel like we should have a more concise summation of this saga to pass down for future generations all in one place. NEVER FORGET.


    Prelude:

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Sorry Gunz I posted you were just a pussy. You are the best and I wish I was 20 years younger and you were single,,,,,,,,We could make 50 shades of grey a dumb novel .......,,,,,,,, K cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Hahaha. The first thing I thought was it already is.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Let's face it Gunz is the gal. I know her but her name was Julie in my world. Some guys only hope that ben there etc.... There is only reason us guys are here the wonderful and make my day gals ... nuff said .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Are you having a stroke
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Ron says Vagina make his world and if he doesnt get on the daily he punches babys....enough said.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    That's kinda funny. Women and kids are the only ..... that counts today in my world. ..I have my baby and from strange events kids too, so I'm m fine with my life ...I wake up each morning and say , yeepee.if you can say that too, cool.... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    This feels a lot like tagging again.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Ya you never met Jules ..Just same but no you have to work to be even close Julie saying Kali gal, beautiful beyond compare, just the girl as it were.............. cr**
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Should we be worried?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Not sure what that meant. Just saying you post things that are hot k, but I met the perfect woman so that's life And she is gone.. So it goes cr***


    Part the First: The Confessions Thread Saga:


    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    We are closer than I say but no Gunz is the babe here. I've done a lot and I should be shot for what I have done. Fucking underage gals. That's Mexico but that doesn't make it right. Japan and Europe was different cux I was the underage kid As always day in a life.. cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Ummm. What?
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Excellent question.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Ron, are you bangin' babies? Like, baby prostitutes? I feel like we definitely need more creepy info here. Did these underage girls have daddy issues?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No old news. Went to TJ, had the great blue tab, now there's a confession., and did 5 gals for $100. Weird days . Give me little break .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Ron, please estimate the ages of the 5 young ladies.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Guessing at least 17 .. I love kids if your don't know. I was trashed walking the baddest streets in the world. Sometime you just luck out cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    How old were you when you were tapping these underagers in TJ? No shame
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    They liked him, so, no. They couldn't have. Try to remember the formula. Only women who dislike Ron have Daddy issues.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Give him a break, he was drunk!
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    And walking the baddest streets in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I was on a 50 something ,,,,,cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Ron, were you with all 5 at the same time? Or were these 5 separate encounters? If it was at the same time, please describe the logistics.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    OK they were up against a wall and you just chose the women. It was odd........................... but as usual Day ... cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Nothing says "peace and love" like supporting the child sex slave trade after a few too many brewskis.
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Gue, please take your daddy issues elsewhere. Ron please get back to your enlightening tales of everything that was wrong with the hippie movement.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Just saying how life is.....Deal with it`1..... cr*****
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    If you think it's okay to do what you did simply because the local laws said it was, and this was even before your brain had holes eaten through it by the drugs...
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    only drunk geezers out to prove their manhood think tijuana has the 'baddest streets in the world'

    not that ron would ever feel a need to ever tell strangers on a message board about how he's such a ladies man or anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Sometimes hippies have sex with underage prostitutes because of location. Get over it.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Just a day in life.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    He has mentioned the 5 ladies in one night in Mexico before. But the underage bit, that is new. Holy Christ.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Five underage prostitutes, just a drop in life.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Dear CPS,

    Please intervene.

    Love,

    Everyone
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Forgot the post where he mentions that "Everyone knows I love kids"
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Well, if we didn't know before, we definitely know now. Amirite!
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    In Ron's defense, he is a disgusting asshole and everyone on the board hates him and nobody thinks he is cool.
    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    i liked ron, but then again, he didn't rape me.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    You guys are so silly, get a world view and not like a bunch of over-payed, well off Americans... I didn't fucking kill them but just gave them money for who's life was how it is. Years ago and no regrets. It was the same in Asia, Europe , fuck even in NOLA. Tis life cr****

    Julie hooked up with some movie star....Way past an ordinary man like me ..
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm starting to think you're a random number generator complete with lugubrious text peripheral enhancement.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    So when your girls turn 17, you'll have no problem with them fucking 50 year old men to make ends meet? Or are they just over-payed, well off Americans with no worldliness?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I've read bot monologues that were more convincingly human.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    It's ok though because he gave them money and didn't kill them......
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    OK if you want a poll, how many of the gals here had sex b4 18. I bet not one ... Done deal. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Sex with another teenager or sex with a child molester? Also, victim blaming isn't going to make people not think you're a monster.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    hahahaha "none of these internet lady nerds could have possibly been penetrated before age 18"
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Guys. Stop talking about it already. DONE DEAL GUYS.
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Well, his ethical boundaries with children are pretty defined.

    (Don't kill them with gas)

    (Be sure to pay them)

    (If you don't pay them you are a jerk)
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Are we limiting our sample to the female board members that had sex before 18 AND were part of the sex slave trade at the time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    So probably just Amy, then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    It is funny that Ron think his money actually want into the pockets of the underage prostitutes and not the gangsters that forced them to be there.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Ron, did you pay your victims in actual currency or just in worldly advice about livin'?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I think it is silly anyone even cares what I post. It's all about the music and women for me Is that so odd? Wow a guy who loves women and rock and roll. Yikes .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Women"
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Gary Glitter feels your pain.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Board Member Most Likely To Be Registed As A Level 3 Sexual Offender: canexplain

    you cantexplain your way out of this one
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Cr****, have you had a chance to write up online reviews for these ladies yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    This whole discussion is fucked. I said in tj I was with some younger women, I bet but not sure all was over 17 ,sorry I didn't ask them. Here in the US, you can be as young as 14 to marry etc. If the age difference gets to you, well I really don't care. It was a simple confession and that's why this thread was created I thought. I had a great time one night, it took the purple pill and that is embarrassing but life is life. Fuck .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Oh. Viagra. Maybe?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yes and that was the confession. Geez Susy is 15 years younger than me an she truly loves me. The whole age thing has always been a relative thing. I dated women half my age and it was always her choice. Should I have to make some sort of sorry for that? This again discussion is just so stupid .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Ron seems to have confused this thread with an actual Catholic Confessional, and is thus confused as to why anyone might be compelled to proffer judgement or dismay.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Paying to have sex with a minor who was more than likely being exploited by some very uncouth people in a notorious cesspool = being in a serious consensual relationship with a younger adult. Got it.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    This guy was recently given custody of children. Unbelievable.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Get a world view. If you want to say prostitution is wrong, well I think you would lose. This isn't about kids, it's about women who were younger than 21 but still young, Ask them why they were there. It's about how some people think if you are some age should you not date or love someone younger. Wow creepy , I really could care less. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    You need to get a better understanding of the child sex trade apparently.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    And of what constitutes a "world view"
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    I'm gonna go backpacking through Europe and Asia and try to open my mind a little to the world. I'll report back and let you know if I suddenly find child prostitution acceptable.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Having a world view that doesn't complement one's penchant to fuck child prostitutes = not having a world view
    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    He could care less, guys.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    One of my favorite parts of this discussion is that Ron initially acknowledged that fucking underage girls in Mexico wasn't right. We then agreed with him, and he proceeded to argue with us.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    The conflation of consensual but age-imbalanced relationships with the underage sex biz is deeply unsettling.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    You can keep saying child, never been there never will. I marched in the 60's against discrimination , was in the SDS while in the AF which could have put me in jail for years but I wanted to make a difference , I am still supporting two families now because life is so tuff for them, I give $ to the Wounded Warrior Project each month, get back to me when you catch up. Fuck you ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Most were probably mature beyond their age
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Gives money to underaged prostitutes and veterans, guys. Get a world view.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Ron, you advocated your own shooting for what you've done and now you're backtracking. Just apologize for participating in something that harmed 5 young Mexican girls, and their families, and maybe we can move on from this. They're probably scarred for life, but at least you enhanced your world view. I'm sure it was worth it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    How many families can I support before I get to fuck underage prostitutes?
    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    They may have been child prostitutes, but he marched against discrimination, so it's okay.
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Ron doesn't discriminate, they can be ANY age*. So we now know what he was protesting for. End child sex slavery, make it legal and regulated.

    *As long as they aren't a black female singer.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Done bye ...............cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Did this go how you thought it would
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I mean, didn't you know none of us had a world view?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    The argument that prostitution should be legal is also in direct response to horrific situations like the one Ron is talking about.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Let's end this, this way: Everything I said was made up and I am really just a 15 year old punk sitting at home. Most could not prove that anyway. It's the netz .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I thought this was done deal?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Based on tons of personal information you've posted, as well as meetings with other board members, I'm pretty sure your identity has been extremely well-established. But in any case I'm not sure what that has to do with banging underage hookers.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    he said DONE DEAL woman !!
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    He said DONE BYE.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I am and I'm not quite sure why? I am close to one or the original board members and I always try to get along. I would give anyone here the shirt off my back if they needed it. IDK , I'm surprised tomAz hasn't piped in . I could just say goodbye for good but you peeps keep me occupied as it were so ... At least I kept a few busy today .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    As busy as teenage prostitutes in Tijuana.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    In the past two weeks I think you've threatened to leave around five times already. I don't think you'll make it till April.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No just twice. Even you Miss C who disagrees with most of what I post get this is just some internet board. A true real Coachella vet so that gives you creed b4 anyone here just hanging out. Even the most vicious posts make me smile. That's why I am here. We love the polo grounds and all the other bullshit, is just that. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Why would this being "just an internet board" give us any less reason to express our feelings about your actions as described in your own words? I'm not being snarky or accusatory here, I'd like to hear the logic behind that particular dismissal and why it works in this context.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I was trashed, it's 9/11, my house almost got flooded, just ignore anything I say in general especially most I don't know. All of our profiles say 2007. Wasn't there a board b4 then? So I have known you for6 + years. Have I ever been offensive? cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Is this defensive evasion your way of saying you don't know? Because that seems like a pretty tenuous hook to hang your philosophy on.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    9/11: never forget (the teenage hookers).
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    I'm sure they never forgot.
    Quote Originally Posted by DruggyFestivalGuy View Post
    You should all be really proud of yourselves. You made the stupidest, saddest old man on the planet upset. Whoopty doo.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Some things I've done I should be shot for. Today I screamed in a restaurant to get my nephew to go nuts. Give me little break. BM***
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I also don't think he realizes that constantly reminding us he's from a different era where everybody was doing crazy things is exactly like old people trying to say it's totally fine to use all manner of racial epithets because they grew up in a time where it was socially acceptable to be a racist.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    It's definitely a reminder to me that, despite the false nostalgia that so many people hold for the 60s, we live in a much less shitty era. An era where women aren't merely objects (they're objects that can get a job!) and where we don't excuse every shitty thing we do with the excuse that it was "experimentation." I mean, we still suck, but our shittiness is progressing.
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    "Ladies can do stuff now"

    "I don't speak Spanish."
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Maybe grounding himself in home every time he posts is the online equivalent to having your name and number sewn in to all your clothing lest you wander off without all your faculties.








    If found, please return dead or alive to any Multnomah County post office, public library, sandwich shop, or curbside mailbox.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    He also does the "I served in our military/I give to charities" as if it's some sort of carte blanche excuse for every number of baffling, hateful shit that spews from his mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I give to Take Back the Night so that I feel better about keeping a basement full of sex slaves. I mean, it's like carbon credits, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I'm late to the party, but Ron, you're the biggest piece of shit. You make me sick. Do not ever come fucking near me EVER.


    Although, since I'm not a teenage prostitute, I guess I don't have to worry.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Daddy issues. Done deal.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Jen, tell us about your unresolved issues with your father.


    edit: damn, Patrick beat me to it.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My father was stoic and unaffectionate during my childhood, propagating my discomfort with intimacy.

    Wow, that DOES explain everything.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If only he would have molested you, then you'd be the kind of woman Ron can appreciate.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Molested to perfection.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Here is a misdirection as it were. I feel bad because on the opening night at the first show at the Pepsi Center, a Celine Dion show (free tics) I fucked my gf and we smoked a joint in the stairwells. I didn't make her cum and I feel bad about that. We only had a couple of minutes, so that is my excuse, but if you knew her, it usually only took a couple of minutes cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well, sometimes kids have an off night.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Let it go eh? She was 38 and the hottest woman you could even think of doing. That's how I felt anyway dude..She actually gave me a sailboat so I must have done something right. Strange gal though .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Later on, he made her kids come hard though.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The Thread Wherein Ron Doesn't Get That He Should Just Go Fuck Himself
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    The reason I post here is because all of you are so pristine and angelic, I feel your good vibes. No one here ever did anything questionable just were perfect thru out their lives. I feel so humbled. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea smudge, I can take the heat but it gets a bit monotonous and boring at some point. Like no one has a real life... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Yeah, JustSteve. You're just too pristine to have a world view.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I've met some of the best members here and they are all cool and just regular folks. Tis life we have to play games. I can't wait for 2014 Coachella, It's gonna be fun cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    All the young girls in their skimpy outfits... the glazed look in their eyes after I feed them my drugs... Mmm...
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Part the Second: The Default Thread Saga:


    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Tomorrow is trash day. They better pick up some of the disaster cleanup I have or I am going to be pissed... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Those underage hooker cadavers definitely end up smelling something foul when they're left to sit in the sun too long.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    it's up to the garbage men to make everything right
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I paid off my last credit card today. It was costing me $80 a month in interest but I just wanted to have that $ in the bank "just in case" so I just paid it month to month. I guess it was the right decision. My checking account was paying like zilch in interest. Wow, I only own on my home now and nothing else. It's been a while. Not that you guys care cr****

    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    Staind? Really?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Sure I told you it would be WTF. . But the words fit , so it goes cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    It's been awhile since Ron's had any relevancy in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Smudge, I have kids older than you I suppose. 9 Grand kids, so been there done that. Yea, the little one is going to get a bomb proof tablet and the older will/should be able to understand the value of her's.

    I think I might go to Seattle and live in my parents old house. What a change eh cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    NO.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    How is the teenage prostitution market in Seattle, C?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Unfortunately quite robust.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    You're fucked.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Technically not Seattle but DuPont. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    How is ****ron's basement in Seattle like Menudo?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    DuPont is south of Tacoma. Thank god.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    hahahaha, Ron in Seattle. Is your house fucked up too much from the rain in Colorado, Ron?
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    it's a kiddie pool.. NO BLACKS ALLOWED
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I don't think they have basements in Seattle just to go along with the posts. ZZ I can live there for free and then rent out my house here for 1200 or so. I've lived here since 80 so maybe it's time for a change. IDK. Probably too much trouble. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    ron did yet another gf dump you?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I think it makes sense to adopt two young girls and then immediately uproot them to a new state.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    I think she graduated and moved to attend college
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    we're trying to get ****ron to Seattle right now..


    Ronster,
    I think it's time for a new adventure... the thrill of the road.. that's totally your spirit you know.. don't fight it man !!
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron would be right at home in pioneer square
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No my gf is still here and the girls just started school so that would be part of the trouble. The community is also some sort of historic district so they are pretty restrictive on what you can and can't do to the structures (not a hoa thing)... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Ron, have you considered TJ? I bet you could do anything you want with your structures down there.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    ron's structures: an historic district.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I know you're joking but I don't leave the US boarders anymore. Speaking of: I don't get it on The Price Is Right how they send people on a super vacation or two and then they don't friggin feed them (unless it's an all inclusive place of course). cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Colorado Ron: fighting game show injustice.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Basementlessness is a very odd assumption to make about a city.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Leave your daddy issues out of this corinna
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I said I thought so I looked it up. There are some basements in Seattle but not many it said. It did say NOLA, Phoenix ? (true zzz?), and a lot of cities have no basements at all so I assumed a bit I guess because of the water table there. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I went to two shows totally straight a while ago. It was boring. If you don't "abuse" it, it's just us VC eh? How about comparing us to the Romans and their wine . Of course that society blew up lolz .. ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    See, be like Ron. He's had absolutely no long term adverse affects. You'll be fine, really!
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Let's put it this way and I am trying to stay out of controversial posts: In the last few days, I paid off all of my bills, today I took a friend to Outback and we had steak and all you could eat shrimp , I cleaned part of my gutters, really just an overage Joe as it were ..Oh and yesterday I took BonnieRoo and got her the rabies shoots she needed, and took here to get here toenails trimmed.... Sometimes you think of me as a wacko hippie, but nope ... Survivor .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    For Ron...

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Of all the offenses Ron has committed, I don't think any are quite as heinous as naming a pet BonnieRoo.
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    honestly, I always thought that was the nickname for his girlfriend.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Knowing his attitude towards woman, he could be.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Took dog to the vet: survivor.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Ron makes me fucking sick to my stomach. I'm cool with pretty much anything...murder someone? I mean, they probably had it coming. But fucking CHILD PROSTITUTES? No. Just no.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    He fucked 5 prostitutes in Tiajuana, some of whom were teenagers. He also tries to write it off as just a wild night, while simultaneously suggesting that these teenagers were in full autonomous control of their sexual capital, and were out there earning a living for themselves, ignoring completely the factual reality of the sex slave trade that these children are undoubtedly a part of.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    He is a bit embarrassed by taking a boner pill that night, though. So cheers to him for appropriately locating where the source of embarrassment/shame in that entire scenario should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Boner pill? That suggests that this didn't happen durring the roaring 20's like I suspected.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    He was in his ~ 50s when it happened.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Which means it was about 10 years ago.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I find it confusing why anyone would really care what I said or did. Sometimes I post what I consider just fluff and the usual suspects blow up ....Just life I suppose... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    We don't know that he fucked them all. He might have just hot dogged some of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Child sex: just fluff.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    To be fair, one of the girls acted as a fluffer.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Told ya. That was years ago. I have put my life on the line (my choice) and I am just a person that "Got Lucky" and had an great life. Sorry for that cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Underage whores: I just got lucky.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Underage whores : Underlucky
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You put your life on the line, got lucky, and fucked underage whores.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    You have put your life on the life? What the fuck does that mean?
    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    While I'm not defending a 50 year old fucking teenagers because I do agree that is fucking creepy. Teenager doesn't necessarily mean underage though. I mean are we sure these girls were 13/14 instead of 18/19?

    Edit: Now that I think about it more, it doesn't really matter still fucking weird
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    He said he thought they were 17. But let's be honest, if a young prostitute looks 17 she's probably more like 13.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    In our defense, none of us have "asked them" about what happened.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I fixed the typo as it were. I went to places you just had to to say were not a good choice. 30+ wavs on the North Shore, volunteering to go to Nam, protest marches that could have got me jail time, doing the South with long hair in the "Easy Rider" times, 14k mnts with a heart condition. Women half my age stuff like that. On the edge..... But done with that I suppose. Camping n NOLA might be a bit of that . You have to push the edge a bit or you never know ... cr
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    tell us a war story ron. tell us how you got shot at. tell us how the VC nearly captured your ass til you detected their booby trap deep in the jungle. Tell us how you went upriver looking for Kurtz. We want to know.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    When I was in, there was the single survivor rule. My dad did 3 tours, so I never had to go but I did try..He is so cool. He doesn't talk about it much but his place was overrun 2 times and he told me how you couldn't have a personal weapon but everyone did. Scary but we anyway then, he had to do what was necessary eh?. He's 82 now, go Dad ..... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Wait, wait, wait? I thought you always tried to tell us you served IN Nam. Are you saying you tried to go but didn't?

    LIVIN' ON THE EDGE.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Yeah, that's lame, Ron.
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Why you guys beating this dead (w)horse?
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    if malaka is defending him you know we're on the right track
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Yes. let's break this down shall we? In response to our asking ron how he has 'laid his life on the line' he replied with:



    1. Surfing in Hawaii.

    2. Volunteering for Nam when he was not eligible to go.

    3. Protesting the same war he just tried to volunteer to fight in.

    4. Refusing to get a hair cut

    5. Looking at tall mountains in Colorado.

    6. Banging underage women.


    "On the edge", he calls it. I call it "Doing stupid shit to yourself".
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Protest marches that could have BUT TOTALLY DID NOT gotten him jail time.

    Any of you ever even bothered breaking a law? Pussies.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Marooko's Guide to the Internet Statute of Limitations.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No I didn't go. I said that b4. So it goes. I'm am glad I didn't I have never killed a person but I would if the situations came to come to that ................ cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    The age of consent is 12 in Mexico, but just because it's technically legal doesn't mean it's not also completely repulsive.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Miss C, maybe a guy thing but it was just a point in time. I did that and if you are repulsed sorry. tis life cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I find capital punishment -- an state-conducted activity that is currently legal in a majority of U.S. states -- to be a moral abomination. Millions of Americans object to the legal practice of aborting an unwanted pregnancy as immoral. Just the other day the President of the United States argued that while the activities of major American financial institutions during the foreclosure crisis may have been legal, they were also unethical and wrong.

    The idea that some types of conduct can be perfectly legal yet morally reprehensible and worthy of condemnation shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's not just "a guy thing" or "just a point in time". It's pedophilia, and it's supporting a horribly abusive industry.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't think Ron's arguing the "legal-therefore-not-reprehensible" angle. I think he's arguing that because it was just a point in time -- so what? It was just something that happened, and women tend to have a hard time understanding that sometimes, things happen. We tend to make a big fuss about where men put their penises, without pausing to consider that it's not as if the penis is in there permanently or for even that long of a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Shorter Ron: "#YOLO"
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    That was in response to Marooko's asinine "OH BUT DID YOU CALL THE COPS" comment.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Well -- Marooko is right. You can't have an opinion and voice it unless you're also pursuing applicable legal action concurrent with whatever medium you're opining through.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Colorado Ron: most badass board member. Would totally kill someone if he had to. At a point in time, that is.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Gotta get a world view.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's a guy thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    IN ron's worldview, it's a guy thing to kill a black woman for bad sonics at a point in time.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It was the best of times, it was a point in times...
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Ding ding ding.

    EMTGreg is found to be a pedo, and everyone is disgusted. The burnout confesses to doing it, and it's a 'well, it was talked about a month ago, so it's ok now' thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Well, maybe you missed it but Ron said "done deal," little lone
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "LET'S FUCK SOME WHORES!"
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    When did the EMTGreg thing happen? I totally missed that. What did EMTGregwithatwix have to say about it?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Miss C. Let's have lunch and we will be the best of friends ... Just saying. Life is short .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I'm pretty sure even lunch can't change my opinion on pedophiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You guys will never understand, never have a world view like Ron. After all, he had long hair in the South. How many of you can say you've survived something on that level? Tis life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Please ensure you schedule lunch no more than 1/4 mile from a safe haven so Ron may save Corinna from any danger that may arise.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Sounds like she's probably more interested in a box lunch. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    They could make Irreversible seem like a dumb movie lolz cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    He'll buy you a sandwich, have forced sex with you--you'll come around.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Some sandwiches can make up for just about anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    He'll feed you SOMETHING that will change your mood.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You don't understand, it'll just be a point in time.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    SOMEONE has to exorcise my daddy issues.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I don't know if this will work. Everyone knows that raping away the demons works better in a basement, and Seattle doesn't have any of those.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Life is interesting but life is real ...Just saying .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... yeah, fucking 14 year old girls is pretty real, you're right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    He's never killed someone, but if he had to kill you, he would ***
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    For the children grrr lolz. Just a drop in life. Done deal.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't, but here we are.
    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    You know the sayin' grass on the field .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    not like i speak spnaquish but i didnt hear them complain... war is hell cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    life on the line
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    (his choice)
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    He fucked teenage pussy for YOUR sins. I don't know why you all are having such a hard time respecting that.
    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    jus an old hippie guys, lots of love and we didnt mind the youngins bein into it then. Life deals the cards. Even Miss C knows that much cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    donate to verterans charity every year, what do you do? pay it forward, for the children.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    colorado comcast super everything grrrr cr***
    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    You know, Ron, I always kind of liked you. Now I'm pretty disappointed that TV didn't crush your skull completely at that one point in time.

    EDIT: "Long hair in the south in the 70s." Are you kidding me? If you had participated in the Freedom Rides, then you may have been onto something. But there were longhairs all over the south beginning in the late 60s. You're just a self-aggrandizing buffoon who thinks four decades of terrible decisions has earned some kind of cultural capital. Eesh. Why am I even bothering with this?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I thought back in the 70s that hippies were kept out of a lot of establishments, like restaurants and stuff. "NO HIPPIES." that kind of thing. That's what he means.
    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    I know what he means and I don't buy it. That's not a "risk" he took. He was never in any real danger other than maybe a fist fight. Which, being a total bad ass who will kill if necessary, Ron should have had no issue handling.

    EDIT: Shit, just image search "Allman Brothers 1969" and you'll see a group of scrawny guys with long ass hair and a black guy in their band. That was a real risk they took playing those rough juke joints across the Georgia, Alabama, Florida, & Mississippi, where black folks were explicitly forbidden from entering. Ron sniffing coke and dropping ludes with other college hippies was likely a much more benign affair.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe he was in some fights. Ron?
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    And if he was, how does that make anything different. Amy?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    ok so I was a kid, but I was there -- I turned 8 in 1970 and 18 in 1980 -- and I don't recall ever once seeing a No Hippies sign anywhere ever. and I went to high school in central Missouri which was backwoods pigfarmer type country. Plenty of longhaired young men listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd & Rush & REO Speedwagon*, and no No Hippies signs.

    Did this stuff happen in 1965? Possibly, I dunno. but certainly not by 1972.


    * - edit - we're talking 'Ridin the Storm Out' REO, not that saccharine pap they started doing in the early 80s.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe he doesn't have any reliable memories left from that era and just goes by the plot line of Easy Rider.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Maybe he does have memories of the era, and is just bullshitting us.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Maybe he just sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    The truth is ..... One will never know cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    That's it, this is just performance art.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    That made me chuckle .. It's kind of like, if I am here years from now, I might post: I had friends that had kids at Columbine and we went there from work which was only a few miles away to help, I live 3 blocks from where Holmes lived, I had a small hit on the worst floods ever in Colorado. I went to maybe 20 major festivals. I saw ... That was only in the last few years. I told only a small part of things that have happened in my life. I'm sure you guys will have similar stories as you get older.,. I didn't take (many) pisc's. I can't prove it. In the end, it really doesn't matter eh cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Tubesock Shakur View Post
    Child prostitution doesn't matter in the end because there were no pictures.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Only a few of them were pisceans, J. That's conscientious. That's got to count for something.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I'm sure you guys will all fuck underage Mexicans as you get older.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    i did all of these things why do you guys keep focusing on this one thing I told you about that was so bad I admitted I deserved to die because of
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I think I will drive to the top of Pike's Peak tomorrow. It's already snowing in some parts of the mountains so I think I'll stay up there b4 it really sucks for a few days. Hummm gambling at a casino sounds life fun. Talk to you all later .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I did terrible things in my life, but you guys will feel sorry for pointing out what a shitty human being I am once I rub your noses in the fun things I do from time to time and how easy my life has become. Aren't you impressed? Haven't you forgotten about all those hateful things I've said yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    Now I get it. Ron is the Forrest Gump of fucking underage prostitutes.

    (Also acceptable: the Zelig of racist hippies.)
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    The mountains are beautiful with the snow. I didn't drive up Pikes Peak because I had more fun things to do, but such is life .. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron, no one gives a shit, but such is life.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    While I would agree on the premise, every time I reply with the most innocuous post, it gets lame responses. . I agree, why would anyone care so don't bother posting a comment on what I say eh .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron, are you claiming that your boasting about having sex with underage prostitutes was "innocuous" and that the strong, negative responses you received were "lame"? Because if that's what you're claiming, you are in serious denial.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Esp. when your initial post acknowledged you should be shot for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Ron, what do you think "innocuous" means?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    He thinks it's lame that we keep talking about him being a pedophile when he just wants to talk about snow on the mountains.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Maybe the last reply on this topic because I am playing the game too: They weren't underage. Same with black women singers and that issue. You guys try to make everything some big deal when actually it was really nothing... You have been around Tom, and what I post is generally knowledge of things few of us have and really actually know, been there. Sure we all have opinions but .... ... Maybe people here are in denial how life really is. I am and old hippie, yea life is not perfect, and no one here especially you, is: Not just an ordinary guy or gal. Maybe GPS or BD, Marokko but that really points me in a questionable crowd ? Just give it a break . I am sure you have more important things to do to get your life together eh ?... I respect Tom probably more than anyone else and he just want to be an ass for some reason .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The black women singers you hate aren't underage? Well, gee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Ron, we have been repeating the words YOU USED
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    IF YOU DIDN'T DROP ACID BEFORE 2000, YOU KNOW NOTHING.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    ...



    You can't backpedal when your original statement is publicly available.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Not to mention, you're behaving as though there's something inherently wrong with anyone expressing outrage over you fucking underage girls, let alone your appearing mostly without remorse for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Denial" ain't an underage hooker in Egypt.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Ron, how often do you describe of-age prostitutes as underage? Is it a fun game you play?
    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Oops you guys are breaking up havin trouble hearing you all bit.. bad sonics cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Well, he can backpedal if he wants to claim that his original statement was just bullshit in a misguided attempt to make himself look like a Badass Man of the World. Teenage boys do this sort of shit all the time, bragging about how badass they are, and it's all bullshit, it's just posturing to assuage their own insecure male egos. Of course, just because it's (relatively) normal behavior in 16 year old boys doesn't mean it's anything close to healthy or normal or even acceptable behavior for a 60-something grown man.

    But even more troublesome is the notion that somewhere down in Ron's subconscious he thinks that appearing to have fucked an underage girl would make him appear to be more masculine, more studly, more badass than he would otherwise. That's pretty fucked up thinking.

    So, that's our choice: either believe that Ron went to Mexico and fucked underage girls, or believe that he didn't but that he thinks he'd be pretty awesome if he had.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Geez I said I wasn't gong to be controversial.... This morning the little one was sitting on my lap and we were looking at pikes peak from the deck. She talked on and on (she has ADA ?) and we just sat there , I sat as she talked taking about things. She is so cute and beautiful. I also took both of them a stuffed puppy from Costco that was bigger than they were. She was sick so she didn't go to school. It was wonderful just to sit there and remember my kids.. As we talked I wondered how they would change my future. Lots eh?. They both are the only concern in my future. They both had a terrible life, abuse, foster homes. just things they kinda shouldn't have to deal with. We talked of old time,s for her , 2 years and things like the next t weekend where we were gong to put more pink in BonnieRoos hair, and going to see 1D this weekend (grr). Fuck you guys that are so dispassionate to not care for the kids or say, "One your lap" or fucking stupid things like that. The only thing that matters is the future anre the kids are the future. I am just saying that you can all be pundits, on how life should be . Which brings up: Any one got a super popcorn maker that is 8 oz or more so they can cook popcorn each Tuesday at about 300 small bags in a few hours? It is for the 5th grade and it supports the student council. I'm stressed how to make popcorn for a bunch of students to help the school and you guys are dogging me on my attitude A super professional one cost like 5-10 k and the cshool fan't afford that ... Grrr you guys ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    She's got the ADA
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Ron, I agree with your statement that children shouldn't have to deal with abuse.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Oh, look! I've meandered into the midst of another elitist witch hunt... I have to wonder if the pocket protectors are an award for their achievements?
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    If you're not elite, then fucking children's okay. It's just not for the landed wealthy. Right?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Look at these fuckin' snobs ... Keepin' their dicks outta children and whatnot." (pantomimes drinking from glass with pinky stuck out)
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    NO, it's not okay, but then, neither is stretching the truth, or twisting words in a way that accommodates your need to pass judgement and slander somebody for something you've re-fabricated in order to stroke your own pathetic egos. Now, run along and go throw stones at some other glass houses.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Quit twisting Ron's words to fulfill your need to pass judgement on someone who fucks underage gals!
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    By all means, point out where the truth has been stretched. Even better, point out a denial by Ron.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Also, the last sentence of BD's post implies she believes bmack also has boned children. Which I believe is true.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    yeah but Beverly if anyone is stretching truth or twisting words here it's Ron (and, now, you). Ron said, specifically and unequivocally, that he had sex with underage prostitutes in Mexico. He volunteered this info to us; we didn't make it up or infer it from something he'd said. He said it directly. "Underage" was his word choice, not ours.

    I know you feel a special kinship with Ron, in that you're both old and doddering and picked on a lot in here, but you're wrong on this.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You're also wrong on everything else forever, BD
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Is what TomAz meant to say
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    . She is so smart. She lost a front tooth last night and we went thru how the tooth fairy contributed to here "stash". I gave here an extra dollar and told Gail not tell here sister. but i think she will I know she will lolz.. She is golden, a true kid as it were. I just listened to Gail for actually hours while Susie was gone and had to pop popcorn for 2ns grade and I just sat there in amusement . Gail will have issues in the future. We take on that responsibility. Things we have to deal with, won't be easy I love both of them, but those little gals are my future I guess. My choice and Susies.......I sat there as she went thru here purse on how much money she has for a tablet. I bet we went thru the dollars and change she has 5 times. I already bought her and her sis tablets. We told them, "If you are good when we are gone for a while (NOLA a special gift is going to be there for you") Let's see if it going to work ..... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    WRONG. It was more like, " Look at these fucking hypocrites falling in place for their daily stroking of egos between them at someone else's expense." (Take that pinky and stick it up your ass while I toss back this shot of tequila... no pantomiming allowed.)
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Well, we'd be hypocrites if we all fucked children, I suppose.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    "I'll bet some of these hypocrites are actually entering underage prostitutes at the same time they judge Ron on the board for having done so"
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    You've got to be kidding me, Bev. He proffered the information. It wasn't involuntary. If glass houses serve as the metaphor for child molesters, then I'll enthusiastically toss large rocks directly towards them, so to speak.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Bev, what is anybody being hypocrite about? Ron something out of nowhere about having done an actual real life terrible thing, and then wanted everybody to forget about it and continue talking about nonsense, and that just wasn't going to stand. I really don't understand why you're defending him.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I mean, talk about beating a dead horse, you guys should be reported for animal abuse.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Well that's easy. It's because she's a dummy.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    But you realize that is neither "being a hypocrite" nor "throwing stones in a glass house," right? Like, you understand that those word combinations have specific meanings, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    ITT: TomAz is the only oldie making sense.
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Lets just forget the whole Ron-touching-young-teenagers thing ever happened. It's a dead horse.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's been over a week since he said it and around ten years since he did it, so it's totally cool now.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I'm still convinced Ron believes posting about how he is currently being kind to children somehow un-fucks those Mexican kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    He's freed from his sins for confessing to the Coachella Message Board.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Let me ask you guys this... what the fuck are you hoping to achieve by dragging this tidbit of information Ron shared, through the gutters that line your minds? Are you hoping he goes away? Are you looking for a conviction so you'll have something to brag about at the next elitist gathering? And... what would you be posting about had it been one of your own pathetic groupies that ha d shared the same information? I'm not defending what he did was acceptable, and I seriously doubt if it was pertinent, that he'd be allowed to house 2 little ones now if it was the deal you idiots are nurturing it to be.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because of the incredibly rigorous background-did-you-ever-fuck-prostitutes-that-were-underaged-check aspect of becoming a foster parent, sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    You can all go fuck yourselves.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Do you think he disclosed this in the process of getting the custody of children?
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    In the last year, there have been two other board members accused of having improper relations / habits with, around and / or involving minors. Neither of them post here anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Ron needs our help to make popcorn to impress a bunch underage kids. This is serious guys.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Well, it says here on the application that you once fucked some children. That hardly seems pertinent - here you are, let me hand you over some children."
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "If being right is right, then I don't ever wanna be right!" - BD
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    It happened a long time ago. In a different era and country where it's legal to bang prepubescent preteens. You wouldn't understand.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    "Would you care to provide us with any past sexual conduct you think might be pertinent to our evaluation of you as a foster parent? Please attach photos/videos as you see fit."
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "It says here that you fucked underage girls. But I also see here that your world view is impeccable and you really wanted to go to Vietnam. Let's call it a wash."
    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    ''Oh, done deal you say?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    "It was just a day in the life? Here, take my kids too."
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Now, Ron, you just literally said the words to me that you fucked underage girls, but, somehow, I feel my hearing those words was actually some kind of re-fabrication. I think we're all good here."
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Perhaps he didn't fuck them... He made love to them.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I'm not defending him. But, I'm not passing judgement on him either. It was a day in the life sort of thing and you self-serving fucks have named him a pedophile. That's a pretty serious accusation coming from a bunch of lops who think they rule a message board. Fuck off.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Please define: "defending"; "day in the life sort of thing"; and "pedophile."
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Ron 50. Girls "underage".
    Us self-serving fucks have named him pedophile for no reason, amirite?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    This is the only time in this thread, and in the Confessions thread, that the word "pedophile" has been used in association with Ron's confession. So I'm not sure where Bev thinks we, as a group, have engaged extensively in calling Ron a pedophile. Pretty sure most of the discussion has remained centered around the "fucked underage prostitutes" qualifier.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Actually, you will see that not one person used the word pedophile talking about this. Except for you.

    This is a particularly relevant fact and it is is particularly telling that you are too obtuse to pick up on it. Words matter. Ron used the word 'underage' and we have stuck with that word. 'Pedophile' conjurs all sorts of associated images of molesting very young children; no one here is saying Ron was fucking toddlers, and so no one has used that word.

    Again, Beverly, it is you who is twisting words.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    See I at least a conversion going. eh? It sometimes comes down , "Can you save the world?" If you can get a hold of the UN. Things happen, and life always changes. If you want to change me and the world, do something and just don't post on an internet board a holier than you. Help the kids. If the past transgressions bother you, don't sit on your asses. But yea it's easier to just post platitudes what you would or wouldn't do eh? Life is petty simple when you can just type what you think and not follow with any proposals ....Pussies.... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    The proposal is to not diddle teenagers. Are you the nay vote?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No that depends on your age. Me , yep you are right. If you are in HS or whatever now, I think we are open more about sex in the general public , and I think that is a good thing. I posted b4, I have ....... daughter graduated West Point, Iraq 2 times, now a professor at WP. That's one of 15? but she was the gal that went maybe farther then I ever expected. I guess I did something at least partially right. IDK. I'm happy and secure. I know in my life, movies, songs, it's always about the girl. I really don't think there is anything wrong with that. Now, me and Suzy. We don't live together but every time we see each other, it's not so much magical (that's for you younger) but anxious, a great felling and she has the girls. I hate the drive though grrrrr. People Are Strange ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You have 15 children?
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I don't think he knows.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No way... Adopted and,,,Grand kids and all of that cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Ron, I'm going to lay out some reasonable questions for you. Please answer directly.

    1) Why did you refer to those Mexican girls as "underage" in your original post about the subject?

    2) Why did you get mad at us for calling you out when you said, in that same post, that you should be shot for what you've done?

    3) You realize, regardless of your subsequent denials, you still defended the act of fucking underage Mexicans. Right? At least acknowledge that's what happened here.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Good morning gang I feel like breakfast. Posting here is like take talking to my dog ...She acts like she understands but who knows... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I love my dvr. On now: Undercover Boss, Twin Peaks, a "Breastrant". Despite what you might assume, I would never go to a dinner because of the servers. I never go to Hooters or the like. I want good service not a sexy server. Just saying ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well, the kind of girls you are into wouldn't be hired at a place called "twin peaks" or "hooters", would they? Mainly due to child labor laws...and the fact they are still in training bras.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Let that go in this thread anyway. The youngest has attention disorder whatever it's called and it will be a positive thing especially for her. I don't see it but it was diagnosed by a doc. To me, she is just an ordinary kid but I don't live with her day to day. Besides it will be good for both of them and they an cook my dinner cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Life's funny like that. Everything's relative. Especially fucking kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea of all the years you might be the best poster but sometimes a bit out there . NOT kids, you guys won't let that one go. Sure I didn't ask for a driver license proof how old they were. Looked to be over 18 or so but not sure. Sorry I didn't take pics and get a Facebook sort of their lives and how old they were....... Come on Randy.... Just saying ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Ignoring what we're actually discussing here, Ron, why does what you're saying now directly contradict what you said to be true in your initial posts?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Geez. We are family here and we fight just like a bunch of kids ....So it goes eh ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    So no good reason, then.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Ron, can you give a direct answer? Why did you originally say this?



    You're the one who said they were underage and it wasn't right, so why did you proceed to fight with us when we agreed with you?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To me, I go with the 21 year old rule here in most cases. Were they 21, I am thinking no. Were they kids, fucking NO. Check back in almost two decades and tell me your didn't do anything which was in question. I wish life was more simple, but its not ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I think people are wondering why you included in that same post that you should be shot? When anyone says that, and uses the term underage as well, they have no choice but to think the worst.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Everyone check back in two decades. Odds are you'll have gone to Tijuana, Popped a Viagra, and fucked 5 whores of questionable age.

    It's called "being in your 50s, folks."
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    "Were they 21? No. Were they 6-years old? Also no. What more do you guys want from me? Day in life etc etc."
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Just to make something clear, if any of you told me that you went to TJ, popped a erectile enhancement pill, verified the age and Birthday of 5 prostitutes that you selected from a line against a wall, and then fucked them, I would think AND TELL YOU that that is pretty disgusting.
    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    So it goes, eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    But than you are a gal and you all feel we guys all suck ......daddy issues....... talk to a doc eh ...poor little girl, sorry life is not perfect for you .. Fuck you...... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    ^My favorite part was overt paternalism.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Just curious. What would you say to a male, such as myself, who has the same opinion as guedita?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I heard that when you cut the head off one daddy issue two more grow back in its place.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Gosh, I guess I'm missing out. Ron be a friend and give a guy some pointers hm?
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Well, the first step would be to get a world view.
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    Jesus Tom you make it sound like he wouldn't have really served in nam or taken up arms against his fellow man, or risked life and limb by having long hair here in the deadly south. Are calling him a pussy?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    No he's not a pussy. He banged his gf at a Celine Dion concert for crying out loud.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    And she didn't even come.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Also, someone should google that "I couldn't volunteer for Vietnam because my dad was in WW II" thing Ron claimed. or whatever it was. I give it 50/50 that it's bullshit.
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    Well if this is factual, he's at the very least guilty of being inconsiderate.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    If you can't make a chick come at Celine Dion...
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    ...she has daddy issues?
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    true....false....that's just life and we all live it.....you know?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Yeah I can't remember what Ron said exactly. Did his dad die in WWII, or did he just fuck underage prostitutes in the Philipines?
    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    Or if he died from the whore diseases they carried, that could possibly be construed as "direct result of" clause. Either that or Ron is both inconsiderate and a liar.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Glad to keep you talking . So what did everyone think of the Arcade Fire segment after SNL. In other words back to today and not the past. cr****

    Edit: I think half the board and some of the regs are like the astronauts on the skit. You either get it or don't and if you don't well , I'll wipe your dust off ...
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If you want to know how someone like me thinks, growing up in France (or I should say some of what they call the most informative years) may have been a factor but spend 2 minutes and read the link. I love women have they always have been the most important thing in my life. Geez canx is weird because he is a guy a loves women. cr*****

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_of_Alexandria
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    So you're blaming your abhorrence for sex on this poor saint?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No was connecting women, France, the music group Catherine Wheel, David Byrne's play and just life how it all goes around and turns into a circle ........ cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Road trip cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Thelma and Louise style ending maybe?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    From a thread you might have read or not ....

    That made me chuckle. You would think I am kidding, but the worse white drug in the world is sugar 2nd white3 flour, third maybe white potatoes. I saw a list of the 25 worst things for you are: Potatoes, fries, chips, mashed potatoes were on the top five. Processed white sugar and wheat, maybe 2nd, I forget. Hummm Not sure what that means. ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    What are the best drugs to feed a 14 year old prostitute, Ron? Probably still sugar, 'cause they're that young?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I have to sign up for picket duty today. Once again, My union might go on strike since our members did not ratify the tentative agreement.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    BADASS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    We don't know if he had long hair or not, Tom.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I want to know which area has the baddest streets, though. Watts or Tijuana?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Wow what a powerful talk from the PM ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    That is pretty damn cool. The only so so spec is a limit of 500 lbs load. That's a couple of large guys. Great range, speed and as a car better than a lot of normal cars. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Or one burnout and three underage hookers.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Why don't you guys give that up? I looked it up and in most of Mexico the legal age is 12. They might have been underage in my mind, but in no way were they under 16 which btw is the legal age in a lot of states in the US. I used a wrong word in the confessions thread and some just have to dwell on that. Check out the link. What I think is funny when you look over the world, the are some radical different age minimums for lesbians vs straights lolz ... cr****

    http://chartsbin.com/view/hxj
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    ron, the reason people don't 'give it up' is because it's fucking disgusting to think of a 50-something man fucking a teenage prostitute. it's not the legal issue, it's the ethics of middle class white american sexual tourists paying to get their rocks off with impoverished hispanic young girls.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The best we can say about you, Ron, is you're not quite as bad as Qadafi <sp?> who had dozens of underage girls trapped in a basement so he could fuck them every night.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    " a day in the life.."
    - ****ron
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    "right...wrong...i remember vietnam and saw hendrix so it all evens out i suppose..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    "Gurgle gurgle cough sploff uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    You want to talk whores? The Fox Network. They run a commercial on buying gold with a byline of "Some experts say gold may go to 5K an ounce." then the run a story on how gold has fallen 22% this year. They are also the only station I have seen that run commercials for the Al Jazeera Network and spend the rest of the hour bashing Muslims ... Fucking hypocrites .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    deflection
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Sorry for any transgressions you might think as immoral. I'm sure no one has done anything 15 or so years ago or since that someone might think wrong. I didn't realize this was the Christian (or whatever religion you are) message board. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It has nothing to do with religion or whether anyone else has made unethical decisions.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    ron, your rhetoric is clumsy and arguments full of classic simpleton debater ploys. The only person here dumb enough to fall for it is you, and i guess brokendoll.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    15 years ago was such a vastly different time.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Ron read "15 years" and was already hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Great balls of fire !
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    "I saw Jerry Lee Lewis play with Buddy Holly. Then we fucked a day school. cr****"
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    hey, it was a long time ago.. he's lived a life and foxnews something something and once drove through Compton.. get off his back
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    one time i saw them blasting a bunch of black protesters with a hose and i threw daisies at them so dont give me any shit. then i helped the young black girls get into some warm clothes.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    he would never touch a black girl
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    i know which one of the those ****ron would fly..

    the new white one
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    so ron hates darkies? what a complex guy *****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    just the blacks. he likes to fuck the young brown ones.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    the sonics of their pussies suck
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Just to add something. It's difficult when your best HS and Jr HS friends turns out to be racist. Sad indeed. cr****

    This is funny though:

    http://entertainment.time.com/2013/1...ticle-mostpop2
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    What's the youngest girl you've been attracted to after you turned 40?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I won't play that game anymore. You could ask the question the other way. What's the youngest girl that was attracted to me after I was 40 but I won't go there either.

    BTW: I am not sure because I haven't ever seen all my neighbors, but on my block and the next (after that it is a school) there are 3 white families living around here. All the rest are non white. I could move if I wanted to but I like my house and neighborhood. We never have problems here and I rarely hear a police siren. So play assumption and rhetoric but it's everyday actions that show more. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I'd move before your property values sink any lower.
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ron, you do realize you are on here everyday, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    He's got a point, though. Any of you people ever yelled anything into a black girl's vagina? I haven't heard such a mangled echo since dropping a spanner down a spiral staircase full of moaning Confederate ghouls.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I get bored surfing and watching tv when Suzy is not here... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    LSD is the best high, Never had a bad high ..... just a positive. Yikes. so it goes.... If we all moved to Detroit, bought a block, years from now we would all say, Yea that was the way to go cuz we all have a home for our family, good friends, and what more could you ask for ??? .. just imo of course ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    Not sure if there would be enough young girls for you there
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    LSD is a great high lulz carlos santana played in a band but that was just how things were, good people and ... good times? day in the life....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I'm not kidding about Detroit. Are any of you just hanging, listless, not sure what to do? We have to buy our part of Detroit, and make things different. We can have own schools, a local market to buy produce for or us and the major city. It could really work out .. Just saying Some of you have no purpose in the future, let's kick ass ???? Just a pipe dream eh ... cr****

    I am so against guns, but we advertise the fact that everyone in our block has a ak or a 45 and don't fuck with us ... go do your crime somewhere else or you are dead, simple ...
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Acid is, at least in the short term, pretty harmless. Looking at Ron makes me worry about the long term, but hopefully most people have enough sense to kill themselves before patronizing underage prostitutes and bragging about it online.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    Does Detroit even have that big of an underage Latin population though?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Ya think ??" k I give again.... I am happy with my life but I thought we could do better ......... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    i guess what all it comes down too what you call a dose: Today it means a dose 10 to one , so do a dose, take 10. .. CR****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    wisdom of the elders.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    700. Why does Bonnie wake me up at 620 every morning .. yuck ... cr****

    Civil disobedience I love it ... Vets .....
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    so ****randy and ****ron are both advocating the pleasures of acid dropping?



    say no more
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yep but in mega dosages if you really want to "do the drug"...It's a bit like saying today, I am gong to get drunk and drink a half a glass of beer ... Just me I suppose .. cr****

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    If there is a more worthless holiday than Columbus Day, I can't think of it.

    Why is this still a thing? Does the Italian-American community really have that much sway any more? Do they even give a shit?

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I bet Ron loves Columbus Day on account of all his brown child sex slaving.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    First a disclaimer: I had friends die in various wars so I get it k.

    I think it's interesting that Fox news major coverage, story after story about the big issue of the gov't shutdown is 26 (28?) dead people. I'm not sure what that means. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron. no one gives a shit about fox news. and ESPECIALLY they don't give a shit about what you think of fox news. so shut up about fox news already. not just now. forever.

    perhaps instead you could tell us again how great the hippies were, how they did nothing but spread peace and love and harmony to the world, how there wasn't an ounce of narcissism or exploitation or hypocrisy in them at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    FOX News Channel (FNC) continued to dominate in 2012 as the most-watched cable news channel among both total viewers and Adults 24-54 for the 11th consecutive year, according to Nielsen Media Research. FNC will complete the year with the top 11 programs in total viewership, marking FNC’s second highest-rated delivery ever in total viewers for both Prime Time and Total Day.

    I watch 2 to 3 hours of news a day, so I care anyway ....cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm sure you think this is prideful boasting, but nobody is going to take it that way.
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Especially when you're watching FOX.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I watch an hour in the morning of Fox and then the rest of the day I watch "real" news so I can try and figure out why "they (the right)" think the way they do or what they are lying about. Example: This morning on Fox they interviewed Meygan Kelly. ? Do you think the mainstream media is biased toward the left. MK, Yes they diffidently are liberal and lean to the far left. ? What about Fox news. MK, No we really are fair and balanced. We give both sides and have more time to give the details and the meat of a story ? Do you think more Republicans or Democrats watch Fox? MK, I would like to think it is equal with both parties. I'm sure some days it goes one way or the other but yes, both watch. ? The interview went from there to worse. She was in general asked why she is so hot and why are all the women are so hot on Fox. I won't go into that answer. I was trying to tell if she was just really stupid or lying . Both I suspect..... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Shut the fuck up
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Block me or don't read my posts. It's really pretty simple eh .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    If you just want to talk to yourself, just open up a word processor and type into periodically.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I have three costumes for VooDoo but they aren't all together yet ..... yikes I have to get my act together ... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Ron, is one of your costumes Ariel Castro?
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Ron's three costumes:


    Penguin catcher:




    PowerPuff Girl sidekick:




    Picachu:

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Just to let you know: Buffalo Bill, Win from Arcade Fire and Gandorf..... cr****

    Not sure if people will get the AF costume though ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Guy in T. That is the kind of response I would expect from some loser in a cowtown in Az. Figures .... cr****

    Guess I have the name wrong :

    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    LOSER! SNAP!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Ron, please describe how on Earth Tucson is a "cow town"
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    When was the last time Tuscon was in the news, nothing happens there. Look it up on Wiki and the BIG deal in Tucson during the year is a friggin gem and mineral show. No sports teams, no noticeable attractions, nothing of interest. They have to get their water from us or they wouldn't even exist. A hole in the wall ..Aspen is talked about more and it's 1% the size. It's a barf in the middle of the desert....... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    But Ron it's closer to Mexico.
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Buffalo Bill is so fitting. Please say the one from Silence of the Lambs.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY GUIZE I LOOKED AT THE WIKI ON AURORA CO AND LOOK AT THE BIGGEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED THERE
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Win Butler just called; he asked that no pedophiles dress up as him or anyone in the band. kthx
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Wasn't JonBenet Ramsey's murder also in Aurora?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Other exciting things have happened in Aurora, too:
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    You can call the OC just that "I live in the OC", but to most of the world it's LA. Same with Aurora and Denver. I love where I live and if you do also, good for you. You should have seen Pikes Peak, a bit more pleasant than rush hour Seattle, NYC, or podunk...... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Don't respond, Ron. You're just giving them more fodder.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I know you are right. You usually get me back to reason, but it does get old ya know. If the board always makes me want to argue, maybe it is time time to go. I was always the big kid so I didn't get picked on, but it is just a form of bulling. I find it interesting that most of the people that have an issue with me don't have kids. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    DADDY ISSUES DONE DEAL
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    So you're NOT going to be Ariel Castro?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Verpixelungsrecht. cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    even translated that doesn't make a bit of sense. not one iota. "the right to be pixelated (as in Google street view)"
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea it does. That term has been in the news for months and especially today. Peeps here that have no clue, are well out of it and I have no desire to listen what they have to say. Just saying ...c****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    but it has nothing to do with what cara and others were saying to you. it's an evasive non-sequitur.
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Stop pushing your coherency code on Ron.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    well, my wife and family haven't abandoned me, so I guess that's one I have on you.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    ....No body abounded me. Just the best choice. You never post pics or anything ....Are you embarrassed of her or the family.? You are a skinny fuck so I sort of get it. Is she fat or ugly or ? So sad I am proud of my bunch . .... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Lolwat
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Ron, please go to weekend 1, ok?
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Wait a minute, is there a chance that incoherent dipshit Ron might finally fucking leave? What do we need to do? Ron, if we promised you a gaggle of 12 year old sex slaves in trade, would you finally log the fuck out?
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I am going to follow you around just to see you bump into him
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I would consider it sad that you're proud of your family as well, Ron. Because they look fucking humiliating.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    No body abounded him, you fucking moron. Learn to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Tom's a skinny fuck? Ron's family left him? Marklar is still posting? I feel like I've missed something in the past few days.
    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    If you squint your eyes and have a couple drinks, it's kind of like performance art.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Ron, is Inforoo aware of your actions?
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Jesus I'm so much better than yooooouuuu!
    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    This is an honorable crusade you've taken on, marooko.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Everybody's equal. And we should all post primarily garbled nonsense.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Let's take this to tinychat. Ron can get on cam like he's doing a press conference and hopefully it'll end like R. Budd Dwyer's.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    No I went over the edge. Played the game sorry... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Sex Slave Industry: Global Edition: a new game by Milton-Bradley!
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Am I better than a burnout hippie that fucks impoverished starving teenagers in Mexico?

    Yep.
    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Is it possible for you guys and gals to stop bringing up Ron in Mexico every chance you can? It really is starting to get annoying and losing it's shtick. K Thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    We'll be sure to take that under advisement, person who never says anything interesting ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm fine with shifting attention to the fact that you shamed your entire family, and this country, by doing the worm like a dumb asshole.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    No. It's not a fucking shtick, you dipshit. Some stuff doesn't need to be let go.
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Time to drop the pedo from the sex offender list; it is losing it's shtick
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Honestly, I'm not sure why more people aren't outraged that he named his dog Bonnie Roo. That is the far more heinous act. Might as well have called it CoachYeller.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I agree, it's just posturing or whatever. It does get old. If you want me to go, that's easy. Let's get back to being just a board, not a fucking witch hunt... cr****
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    Sorry PF for this thread, I am gone from here. OKAY, I am done with the dumb fucks here. Susy will punch out the girls here cuz she knows me. TomAz and others, you won't leave Coachella with a punch in the face, you or I will leave the hospital the next morning. Just saying. Done with the board .... Fucking idiots. cr****


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    What?
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    #badassalert
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    Done deal.
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    T-minus 18 hours until cr*** posts in here about Fox News like he said none of that.
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    did he just threaten me? I need an impartial ruling here.
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    "All you need is face-punching. Face-punching, face-punching, face-punching is all you need. "
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    He may be suggesting that he's already booked a hotel room for one so that someone can stay there during Coachella, but he's not yet certain whether you or him will be staying in it. He's not sure if you're still his friend enough that he'd give you his clothes and move to an abandoned block in Detroit with you.
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    Clarification:

    PF is cool. and ron apologized to her.

    Something called Susy is going to punch any girl who has posted in this thread

    Ron isn't just going to punch Tom, he is going to hurt him so bad he ends up in the hospital.

    No clear explanation who the others are that are going be admitted to the hospital or who are the idiots
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    To be fair, Ron also said he might be in the one in the hospital, doesn't necessarily have to be Tom, so I rule no threat.
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    how many times have you seen ron brag about being the biggest guy he knows.. and that's he's never been bullied or gotten in a fight.

    Dood knows his game... Tom's going down!!
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    Petition to rename this thread "The cr**** Thread: In Memoriam"
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    Daddy issues cr****
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    Uh, Ron had long hair in the south. Pretty sure he means business.
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    He slept in Watts once.
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    All of that and he didn't even mention Miss C
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    It's a well known fact that cr and Miss C would be great friends is Miss C would only change her worldview.
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    If only I could shake these damn daddy issues.
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    Is the dog name mockery what moved Ron into darker, physical assault threat territory?
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    AND - per request, can the two young children he's fostering be there to witness him and Susie punch a bunch of strangers for the internet?

    Because always, it's for the children.
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    Inforoo is less tied down to bourgeois conceptions of slave morality than we are.
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    Well it is in Tennessee.
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    Coachella board - your moral compass
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    marooko, I already regret engaging this conversation, but here goes anyway: is your objection that the board has somehow come up with a false (or hypocritical) moral standard in condemning the child prostitution thing, or are you rather objecting to the perceived railroading of cr****?

    I haven't gone out of my way to condemn cr**** like others have, but it's fairly obvious that what he did was troubling and wrong. I don't really understand where you are coming from in all of this.
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    Because the rest of the world, outside of the Coachella Message Board, would celebrate the things that Ron has done.


    You've become exponentially more annoying over the past few weeks, marooko. Maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention prior to this.
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    i think marooko is Susy
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    then I'll save you any further regret. the above quote is as far as I got.
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    Do you have a point? Like, in life?
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    Perhaps marooko also enjoys banging teenage prostitutes in Tijuana?
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    Soooo... somebody want to catch me up?

    To be continued . . . ?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    how fucking sad is that.

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    Wow! That is epic.

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    *Claps*

    SoulD you've outdone yourself again! can't wait for the next one...

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    Not sure how I missed all of that "live", but thanks for the recap... I ... guess?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    how fucking sad is that.
    You'll simply never understand the true meaning of the sarifice.
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    oh my gawd thank you for this glorious bounty. I know how I'll be spending the workday
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    how fucking sad is that.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
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    also I just re-read this whole thing. wonderful work Patrick. truly.
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    I want to get a FatHead cutout of Ron and tape it to cardboard and put it on top of a flagpole, then have flashing el-wire saying "pervert" in cursive.
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    Just as repugnant the second time through.
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    Patrick is a very useful engine.

    Nice work
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    For some reason I always hear his sig as a squawking parrot in my head
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    For some reason I always hear his sig as a squawking parrot in my head
    I read it as "crikey" in the Croc Hunter's voice
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Patrick is a very useful engine.

    Nice work
    If he's got time for this, he must have time to revive his Taxi Cab diary.
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    Where's the tl;dr section?

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    well, that was quite the trip down memory lane.
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    Where's the tl;dr section?
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    damn. i was just about to post that. GOOD WORK GUE
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    Where's the tl;dr section?
    On your facebook.
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    On your facebook.
    Lol, owned
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    On your facebook.



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    Where's the tl;dr section?
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    On your facebook.
    Quality.

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    Good read.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Yablo!

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    Look at this touchy-feely simp getting all wide-eyed and giggly when Papa gets back from buying cigarettes. If your pulsating heart was reciprocated, he would never have left. Have a little dignity.

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    Hello Greg. It's acceptable to see you.

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